Ladies: Need An ex-Boyfriend to Complain About?

[waltappel 1]

I volunteer!

Walt

[Peej 0]

To be the ex? Where's the fun in that?

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[waltappel 1]

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To be the ex? Where's the fun in that?

Well, I do kind of enjoy it, but that's not really the point.

The point is that I am offering the ladies of the world an easy opportunity to gleefully join in the conversation when they are around other women talking about the evils of men and their intent not to put up with their BS.

"I dumped this guy just yesterday because I e-mailed him and he didn't answer within 3 minutes!"

"I dumped MY ex because he was too lazy to pack my rig for me.

You get the idea. Actually, I am a great ex!

Walt

[Tonto 1]

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Where's the fun in that?

Ummm... Been there, done that?

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It's the year of the Pig.

[Beverly 1]

Really, I am so bitched out.

Maybe we can just find some guys that will be faithful and treat us well, then we won't bitch.

I think true friendship is under-rated

Twitter: @Dreamskygirlsa

[Zennie 0]

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Maybe we can just find some guys that will be faithful and treat us well, then we won't bitch.

Problem is, when that happens then it's the woman who cheats.

- Z
"Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon

[JohnMitchell 16]

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Maybe we can just find some guys that will be faithful and treat us well, then we won't bitch.

Problem is, when that happens then it's the woman who cheats.

21 years married and still going strong!

And I pack for her.

And love it!

[Beverly 1]

Really, my experience has been very different.
i don't associate with women who do that.

I think true friendship is under-rated

Twitter: @Dreamskygirlsa

[kelel01 1]

I would love to, but I'm not in the market for an ex right now. Actually, I'm not in the market for anything, but most definitely not an ex.

[windcatcher 0]

complain about an ex??? What does that mean???

Mother to the cutest little thing in the world...

[masterrig 1]

You get the idea. Actually, I am a great ex!

Walt

[4WayXena 0]

Would you also do the ex-girlfriend gig, too?

[waltappel 1]

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Would you also do the ex-girlfriend gig, too?

Babe of all babes,

I will be your bitch/ex-bitch anytime!!!

edited to add:
Do you have any clue how many guys would volunteer for that? I think we're talkin' cast of thousands here!

Walt

[waltappel 1]

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You're a great ex? Is that to say that, you comply with restraining orders?


Chuck

Great one!!!

Walt

[lawrocket 3]

Actually, I think what you need more than anything is heartbreak.

Ask for one of these nice skyladies to seduce you into an ongoing sexual relationship wherein you fall in love with her. Then she'll dump you, leaving you feeling terrible heartbreak.

Repeat process starting the next day.

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[waltappel 1]

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Actually, I think what you need more than anything is heartbreak.

Ask for one of these nice skyladies to seduce you into an ongoing sexual relationship wherein you fall in love with her. Then she'll dump you, leaving you feeling terrible heartbreak.

Repeat process starting the next day.

I bow to you and your brilliance!!!

Walt

[masterrig 1]

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You're a great ex? Is that to say that, you comply with restraining orders?


Chuck

Great one!!!

Walt

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I couldn't help myself, with that one.


Chuck