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FlyingTed

Lonely German Girl in the US

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Frenchy68    0

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What state are you in?

This lonely corn farmer needs someone to jump off his Harvestore silo with.:$


Hmmm... You obviously have never read "I will nicht deine große assen zu kabumen für ich habe eine platfuß" by Helmut Von Vinzi Bin Zehr Dün Zat! A classic! Among other things, it treats with the issue of corn fed couples from the Ruhr Valley and their breeding habits. I highly recommend everyone reads it.:|

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

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Frenchy68    0

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Don't forget, my dear, that some of us are also happily taken!



If thats her in the avatar she could die for a few hours!

:| Am I the only one who didn't get this one?


Ditto. And I'm on fire tonight.:|

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

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Don't forget, my dear, that some of us are also happily taken!



If thats her in the avatar she could die for a few hours!

:| Am I the only one who didn't get this one?



Is he talking about my headless Barbie? :D Yes, she has a beautiful body, butter face...

Rookie ~
No, seriously, what chu talking about, Willis? :ph34r:

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Don't forget, my dear, that some of us are also happily taken!



If thats her in the avatar she could die for a few hours!

:| Am I the only one who didn't get this one?



Nope. I was in the small crowd of dz.commers wondering "what the fuck?!" :S:D

Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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skinnyshrek    0

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Thank god i am married otherwise i would be panting and sending this chick PM's....Are we really this sad ladies when we are single. And they say men are the intelligent ones:D:D
http://www.skydivethefarm.com

do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

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Thank god i am married otherwise i would be panting and sending this chick PM's....Are we really this sad ladies when we are single. And they say men are the intelligent ones:D:D



Was that a rhetorical question? :|
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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Thank god i am married otherwise i would be panting and sending this chick PM's....Are we really this sad ladies when we are single. And they say men are the intelligent ones:D:D



Was that a rhetorical question? :|



What does that mean??? No its up for suggestions!
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do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

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Frenchy68    0

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Hey, I'm in Iowa!


where?



Sioux City, in the northwest corner.



:( wrong direction



And where are you?


What part of "I saw her first" don't you understand, Grue?>:(

:P

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

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skinnyshrek    0

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Lets clarify you saw the post first..As of yet no-one has seen this girl. Lets just say she's german so my guess she's 300lbs hairy arm pits and lacks deodrant...I take that back, thats the French:D:D:D So until pics are posted no-one has seen her first:P
http://www.skydivethefarm.com

do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

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Frenchy68    0

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What part of "I saw her first" don't you understand, Grue?>:(

:P



lol;)


Although, for some obscure reason, the mention of the word "Waterloo" came across as a big turn off. Go figure...:|

I've been cockblocked by the Brits. Again.:|

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

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