1 Gallon, 1 Hour, 1%

[kansasskydiver 0]

I tried, I failed, I puked

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[Ashtanga 0]

I tried in Eloy. I failed. I puked.

[Rebecca 0]

Good sig line...

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[skyla 0]

how much did you manage? and how long before it all went wrong?

[flefly 0]

frenchy68's signature seems to hold some clues

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

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Yoda

[AdrenalineBluez 0]

Try and try again???

"Uh oh! This is gonna hurt!"

[Rebecca 0]

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I tried, I failed, I puked

So, what's the deal? A person can't drink one gallon of milk in one hour without puking? Why so? And why would one try?

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[Diversgodown 0]

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I tried, I failed, I puked

Ok, I'm lost what did you try?

***Glory Favors the Bold***

[kansasskydiver 0]

Well the bet was 45 mins but I had to sit still for one hour. I could piss, but only in the trash can next to me (the e-holes weren't very nice and just wanted video of me pissing in a trash can)

I got through it pretty quick in the beginning, taking my time etc. Then it all went wrong. I had to pee, my stomach hurt. I took big gulps but it barely moved. With about 20 mins left I probably had 2/3 finished. Then they all started f*cking with me, making me laugh and I lost it, though made it to the bathroom first.

Violent puking, out the nose and all. Ended up puking blood at the end

Then after that I offered to finish the rest in still within the hour.

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[kansasskydiver 0]

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I tried, I failed, I puked

So, what's the deal? A person can't drink one gallon of milk in one hour without puking? Why so? And why would one try?

I don't know if it's because of the pure volume of it or the amount of milk, but you just can't do it. I did it cause there was $100 on the table and I was confident I could as I've finished 1/2 gallons easily in one sitting.

The other one to try is 2 pieces of bread in 1 min. You can't do that either

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[skyla 0]

kinda sorry i asked now...thanks for the description and good effort!

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[tr027 0]

Well, I don't know much about physiology, but I'm guessing the normal stomache might at very best hold a half gallon. So half gallon in half an hour might be doable, but for the whole gallon there's no way to digest it fast enough to make room for the other half. Didn't anybody ever think of this before trying it, or the fun of trying it just outweighed thinking about it?
2 standard slices (not texas french toast slices) of bread from a loaf in 60 seconds??

"The evil of the world is made possible by nothing but the sanction you give it. " -John Galt from Atlas Shrugged, 1957

[kansasskydiver 0]

Or you were so drunk it sounded like a great idea?

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[yardhippie 0]

we were doing something similar with Pringles chips.
I think it was 12 pringles in 60 seconds.
It was like eating sandpaper.

Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
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"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

[tr027 0]

Well there's the problem there. You went for it with a bunch of alcohol sittin in your stomache, had you been working on a very empty stomache you might've gotten closer, who knows!

"The evil of the world is made possible by nothing but the sanction you give it. " -John Galt from Atlas Shrugged, 1957

[normiss 798]

saw someone try this a few weeks back at the Z-Hills bar...funniest thing I've ever seen....especially the projectile vomiting through the nose...didn't think THAT was possible!!

damn that was funny.....

[ChrisL 2]

I'm still scratching my head trying to figure out why someone would try this in the first place

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My mighty steed

[normiss 798]

why does anyone EVER take a drunken bar bet??

nice scoot chrisl - own a coupla dem my own self!

[gulaz 1]

Heaping tablespoon of cinnamon is another good one. As long as they havent had anything to drink right before... the mouth hasta be a bit dry, and its funny to watch as it burns up their nose, etc

[Elisha 1]

I think I heard that the theory is that because of the size of your stomache, milk will start to curdle before it can enter your intestines. milk curdles -> you vomit.

[Rebecca 0]

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I think I heard that the theory is that because of the size of your stomache, milk will start to curdle before it can enter your intestines. milk curdles -> you vomit.

Gross.


I'm gonna try!



(Anyone else reminded of the SNL skit where the whole family had to try the bad milk? "Ugh! The milk's bad!" "Really? Let me see! Ugh! It IS bad!")

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[livendive 8]

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The other one to try is 2 pieces of bread in 1 min. You can't do that either

I'm pretty sure I could do that one. I imagine it's similar to eating 6 saltine crackers in a minute (with nothing to drink). It's kinda tough, but I can do it almost every time.

Blues,
Dave

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(drink Mountain Dew)

[kansasskydiver 0]

video it and post it and i'll pay. 10 to 1 odds

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[freeflajankie 0]

It's impossible!!!

You can't drink a gallon of milk without puking.
Your stomach cant hold that much.

We had a test here the other week, did not work.
Same thing. Almost all the milk was gone, then there was puking!

So with that said it CANT be done!
(or so I have heard!)

Ankie

Skydivers are a bunch of insensitive jerks...
And that's why I don't skydive anymore!

[Girlfalldown 0]

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I tried, I failed, I puked

Next time try it with breast milk.

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