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Girlfalldown

August is "Anal Sex Month!"

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Girlfalldown    0

Girlfalldown
For Sunshine!

August is "Anal Sex Month!"
"In the ancient philosophies of Kundalini Tantra and Taoist Alchemy, it was believed that the anus was the collection point of life energy. Through the ages, practitioners have applied esoteric techniques to hone in and harness this primordial energy. Several millennia later, this knowledge is back again to bite us on our root chakras and make even the most sexually enlightened among us feel inadequate. Being a great lay just isn't good enough anymore. If you don't reach nirvana when you do it, then you must not be doing it right." [from "Bend-Over Buddha" by Arlo Tolesco in the GV Magazine]

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waltappel    1

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For Sunshine!

August is "Anal Sex Month!"
"In the ancient philosophies of Kundalini Tantra and Taoist Alchemy, it was believed that the anus was the collection point of life energy. Through the ages, practitioners have applied esoteric techniques to hone in and harness this primordial energy. Several millennia later, this knowledge is back again to bite us on our root chakras and make even the most sexually enlightened among us feel inadequate. Being a great lay just isn't good enough anymore. If you don't reach nirvana when you do it, then you must not be doing it right." [from "Bend-Over Buddha" by Arlo Tolesco in the GV Magazine]



Think I'll go celebrate life by taking a ....

Nevermind!

Walt

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tbrown    26

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For Sunshine!

August is "Anal Sex Month!"
"In the ancient philosophies of Kundalini Tantra and Taoist Alchemy, it was believed that the anus was the collection point of life energy.
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Yeah, you could say that. And every now and then you dump that used up life energy into a sacred vessel called a toilet.

Being a great lay just isn't good enough anymore. If you don't reach nirvana when you do it, then you must not be doing it right." [from "Bend-Over Buddha" by Arlo Tolesco in the GV Magazine]

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A complete bunch of crap (pun intended) ! I'm sooooo tired of people like Arlo Tolesco trying to tell me I'm inadequate if I don't have sex HIS way (or more likely, WITH him...).

Phooey I say. If you like anal, by all means go for it and enjoy this month of August. Maybe that's why so many people have been walking funny lately....

Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity !

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masterrig    1

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A complete bunch of crap (pun intended) ! I'm sooooo tired of people like Arlo Tolesco trying to tell me I'm inadequate if I don't have sex HIS way (or more likely, WITH him...).

Phooey I say. If you like anal, by all means go for it and enjoy this month of August. Maybe that's why so many people have been walking funny lately....


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I agree! Who are these assholes (yet another intended pun) that set themselves up as 'authorities'? Credentials or not. Who are they, so arrogant they be, to tell me and 'expect' me to follow their way of thinking. The anus, is 'EXIT ONLY'. If, some folks out there choose to do that... fine. That's up to them. As for me? I'll just be conventional. Thank you, very much. End of rant![:/]


Chuck

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BillyVance    34

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Not for this guy, it seems.

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/8589349/



Just to make sure nobody overlooks this link, it's a true news story of some idiot who died trying to fuck a horse in the ass.

He was found to have died from a perforated colon. Sounds like the horse back-kicked the stupid fuck in the gut. :D :S B|
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Not for this guy, it seems.

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/8589349/



Just to make sure nobody overlooks this link, it's a true news story of some idiot who died trying to fuck a horse in the ass.

He was found to have died from a perforated colon. Sounds like the horse back-kicked the stupid fuck in the gut. :D :S B|




Sounds more like this guy was the catcher not the pitcher but what the hell do I know?

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BillyVance    34

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Good point, the story didn't specify... but damn... those horse dicks are WELL HUNG!!! Even Long Dong Silver couldn't hold a candle to them!!! :S :D

Does anybody remember a certain video clip from at least 6 years ago, of some whore giving a horse a blow job? She got a cum shot you wouldn't believe! :o :S B|
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Does anybody remember a certain video clip from at least 6 years ago, of some whore giving a horse a blow job? She got a cum shot you wouldn't believe! :o :S B|



I have that clip somewhere.... and a couple more involving other "acts" happening to that poor horse. Same woman too, I think. ;)

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