Top 5 Kickass Things About Today

[weegegirl 2]

5. Today is my second to last day in this hell hole and there are only 20 minutes to go.

4. I got to spend the entire day playing majong solitare and post whoring.

3. I'm now 79 minutes from my first margarita.

2. Somebody just slammed their office door and screamed and it made me laugh.

1. I will be on permanent vacation through the end of the year starting in about 24 hours and 19 minutes!!!!!!!

[wildblue 7]

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Somebody just slammed their office door and screamed and it made me laugh.

I like you.

5. I'm not at work
4. I haven't even gotten dressed yet today
3. It's 88 degrees and sunny
2. Death Cab for Cutie is playing right now
1. I'm not at work

it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

[fireflytx 0]

1 Jeff kissed me goodbye and told me "I love you"

2 I GOT MY NEW RIG WOO HOO

3 I filled up my 68" diameter balloon and practiced for my new show

4 I did some sewing

5 I ate some pierogies

"Well behaved women rarely make history"

[diablopilot 2]

1) I'm alive.

2) I made jumps today.

3) I just got paid.

4) I'm happy with how I'm doing in competition.

5) Nationals is right around the corner.

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You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.

[TheMonkey 0]

5. the dog shat all over the house
4. the dog shat all over the house
3. the dog shat all over the house
2. the dog shat all over the house
1. the girlfriend cleaned it up

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Never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience!

[weegegirl 2]

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5. the dog shat all over the house
4. the dog shat all over the house
3. the dog shat all over the house
2. the dog shat all over the house
1. the girlfriend cleaned it up

hahahahhahahahaha.... EVIL!

[Rebecca 0]

I hate your avatar.


1) It's Wednesday. At 4:50. Almost there.
2) It hasn't rained
3) My hair smells good, and I like that
4) I have everything I need
5) I have a bunch of things I want

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[TheMonkey 0]

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I hate your avatar. Unimpressed

....and then???

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Never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience!

[davedlg 0]

5. I had good food for Lunch

4. I only have 20 minutes of work left

3. It isn't unberably hot outside

2. I got to go out and hike around the mountains this morning for work

1. I am taking Friday and Monday off this weekend to go backpacking

[SarahC07 0]

1. I took my last summer final today! It was for a statistics class.

2. The statistics final was CUT AND PASTE from the 3 previous exams, therefore, I did very well!

3. I do not have to work tomorrow.

4. I do not have to go to class tomorrow.

5. It's raining and thundering outside and I get to curl up in my bed!

[weegegirl 2]

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5. I had good food for Lunch

4. I only have 20 minutes of work left

3. It isn't unberably hot outside

2. I got to go out and hike around the mountains this morning for work

1. I am taking Friday and Monday off this weekend to go backpacking

I will gladly trade lives with you for the weekend! Man, I need to plan another back packing trip! Have a great time. Sounds like so much fun!

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[Lindsey 0]

5. My new canopy should arrive tomorrow. I'm happy about that today. :)

4. The storm did NOT knock any trees over onto my house. That's good.

3. Who Framed Roger Rabbit is still fun to watch. Jessica is hot.

2. My hours this month are 8:30 - 4:00, with only 2 nights of overnight call. One down.
1. In about 30 minutes I'll be reading another Goosebumps story to sleep by....

Peace~
linz

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A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail

[skybytch 273]

5) I got laid this morning.

4) It's not Monday, and I got laid this morning.

3) I'm not at work anymore, and I got laid this morning.

2) I got chauffered to and from work today, and I got laid this morning.

1) I had beer for dinner and I got laid this morning.

[Peej 0]

1. I'm surfing dz.com during my lunch hour
2. My art director and i just cracked a kickass ad campaign
3. Tomorrow's Friday
4. I'm flying camera for a freefly team in an actual competition on Saturday
5. I love my new job

Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky

[yardhippie 0]

5. Im at work and Im postwhoring.

4. Im at work and Ive got nothing to do so Im postwhoring.

3. Tommorrow is Friday and were probably going to the DZ.

2. Its going to rain again today, so Im not missing anything.

1. Im not hung over after last night's debauchery!

Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

[Designer 0]

That's great!Hope everything works out for you?

[sharimcm 0]

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5. Im at work and Im postwhoring.

4. Im at work and Ive got nothing to do so Im postwhoring.

3. Tommorrow is Friday and were probably going to the DZ.

2. Its going to rain again today, so Im not missing anything.

1. Im not hung over after last night's debauchery!

Sounds exactly like what I'm doing... Great minds think alike.

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

[JumpShipGypsy 0]

5. I was offered a job today

4. Its in Alaska

3. Its not flying jumpers anymore (sorry guys i love ya, but sometimes you all drive me crazy)

2. It pays almost twice what i make now.

1. Im probably going to take it.

[weegegirl 2]

Congratulations!!!

[kenz 0]

thats great!!! congrats!!! and good luck!!!

1)the day is almost over
2)i get to spend time with one of my girls after work
3)i'm gonna drink me some beer this evening
4)its almost tomorrow and i get to see my folks
5)i'm 6 days away from level 2 :)

"life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me

[windcatcher 0]

5. I got in my first workout of the day

4. I finally got my FAFSA corrections and pin # ( for you older folks, that means I can go to school this fall)

3. Fredericks has the shoes I ordered in a bigger size that I need

2. Chad left me an incredibly sweet, thoughtful note on the computer

1. One more day till I get to buy an incredibly cute, strapless dress ( or maybe a halter dress!!!)AND...Chad has a surprise for me later tonight!!!

Mother to the cutest little thing in the world...

[livendive 8]

Three and a half hours till my 3-day weekend starts.
My boss cancelled our bi-weekly meeting this afternoon due to "lack of information to pass on".
Beer about fifteen minutes after I get off work.
A drunk dial list that will probably get abused tonight.
We've got clear skies for the Perseid shower tonight

Blues,
Dave

P.S. Vacation through the end of the year??!

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

[kelel01 1]

5. Work's almost over.

4. I'm making dinner tonight, which I never do.

3. Tomorrow's Friday.

2. I'm planning on jumping this weekend, which I haven't done in a while.
1. There's someone I can't get my mind off of. While that doesn't really promote productivity in the workplace, I sure do like it a lot.
And since when have I cared about productivity anyway?

[scaryshari 0]

5. Boss is out of town
4. Office is empty
3. My work is caught up
2. I'm sneaking out early
1. On Vacation till Tuesday

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[airgirl24 0]

5. tomorow is my last day of work for the summer

4. i get to go home and sleep in 3 hrs

3. my car got a new winshield today!!

2. i go back to school in 15 days

1. in 15 days i get to be free again...yaa for college and drinking and all that other fun shit

they may have given me life but skydiving gives me breath
..katie..
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