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How did you hear abour DZ.com?

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I was talking to my friend Desdemona one day.
She runs this space station and bake shop down near Boomtown.
She told me about DZ.com and that sheep fuckers are flawed individuals.
The cosmic bakers took Clay out of the oven a little too early and that’s the reason he's as crazy as he is, and I believe it.

Take for example when you go to dz.com these days, you know.
People talkin' 'bout RSL's, Cypreses, and Small Canopies.
I don’t want it. I don’t want that much organziation in my life.
I don’t want other people thinking for me.
I want my BOOBIES!
Where did the BOOBIES go in the forums!
I don’t want a 39 square foot canopy.
I Want BOOBIES!

We need more BOOBIES in this world and less debaters!
We need people that care!
I’m mad as hell and I don’t want to take it anymore!

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I was looking for skydiving cinematographers for a commercial. Google led me straight to DZ.com.
Although I rarely post on this forum...:|

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

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After my first tandem, a friend told me to come here to read about issues with chest straps...


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...and boobies


Bonfire.:|

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

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After my first tandem, a friend told me to come here to read about issues with chest straps...


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...and boobies


Bonfire.:|

Actually Women's Forum :P


Only if you're talking about a boob job. Real boob threads can only be found in the Bonfire. Read the rules of this forum!:|

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

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Only if you're talking about a boob job. Real boob threads can only be found in the Bonfire. Read the rules of this forum!:|

I thought the good boob threads were in the Men's Only Forum ;)


They are, but only Guys can access them. Now, stop hijacking this otherwise wonderful thread.:|

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

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After my first tandem, I wanted to find out more information about skydiving, so I did a web search and found several links to this forum.

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... I stumbled upon the forums, and I haven't done one bit of work since. :D



ditto! :):P

Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast!
Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool!
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Needed to look for gear during student status and people at my DZ suggested I look here. Found my rig and a bunch of people actually stranger then me.

I feel at home.

Boobies ( # ) ( # ),

Carry on.
50 donations so far. Give it a try.

You know you want to spank it
Jump an Infinity

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I wanted to expand my sheep pimping business. Skydivers had been by far my best customers so I was searching for some sort of skydiving classifieds on the internet and found this site. I have to say my business increased quite considerably. I pimp sheep all over the world now. I actually pimped some sheep to some skydiver alien dude on another planet.

:)

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Ok, so I did a search and it yielded nothing, i'm interested to know how YOU heard about dropzone.com? From a jumper friend? Internet search? Boogie advertising? Parachutist?



After nearly getting killed flipping over a static line, I gave up any more attempts to skydive, but then did an internet search on skydiving, found this website, and started asking questions.

I decided to keep posting, although Ive been known to have a mischevious nature when it comes to posting on forums.

Several name changes and about 5 bannings later, I find myself still posting on this forum and actually being civilized about it. As for other forums in the world...well....old habits die hard.:S

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