Top Ten Bitches For Today

[skybytch 273]

10) My back hurts.

9) The silver thread keeps breaking and it doesn't want to go into the little hole in the needle when I want it to.

8) My pencil doesn't mark well on spandex, and pen marks don't show up on black.

7) I can't drink beer at work.

6) I can see canopies landing and my gear is at home. Unpacked.

5) My nose is running and I did nothing to make it do so - it was running before I ate the mucho en fuego burrito de pastor for lunch.

4) The soft rock station is the only one coming in clearly.

3) Dial up internet access. Need I say more?

2) My cool new Groovalicious tshirt is too big.

And the number one bitch for today?

1) It's only freakin' Wednesday!

So what's your list o' bitches for today?

[kenz 0]

can't say my day was that bad but all i have to say is i give any parent on here MAD props for dealing with their kids - don't get me wrong i love children dearly if i didn't i wouldn't be doing my jobs - anyway the two girls that i watch have been freakin HELLIONS today - whining and complaining about everything - fighting nonstop - kicking screaming - i took them to the herr's factory and their pool - then they were like "that was fun, now what" unappreciative brats thank god there are only 2 weeks left of this crap

oh and i got a parking ticket in front of my own house - my nextdoor neighbors were robbed last week and used our porch to get in - so instead of sending a cop to check everything out -they sent one to give parking tickets - awesome mmm i freakin love delaware let me tell you

aside from that honestly everything is great - just a crappy day - cant wait for tomorrow

"life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me

[Remster 30]

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Top Ten Bitches For Today

Damm.. I'm dissapointed... I expected a list of deezee.commers... lmao

Remster

[jumpchikk 0]

10) I forgot to take my birth control pills and had to double up on them and now I feel nauseous.

9) My elbow hurts from hitting in on the refrigerator in the break room (like hit a blood vessel, felt like I was going to pass out for a minute, hurt)

8) My cheek hurts from hitting it with the telephone receiver.

7) I have to go to the grocery store tonight.

6) I don't feel like running in this heat tonight.

5) It's only Wednesday.

4) I have 28 more minutes left to be here at work and i still have a pile of stuff to do.

3) I miss my neice and nephew.

2) I haven't jumped in a few weeks.

1) Both of my parents have had health problems these past two weeks which have scared the living daylights out of me.

[GiaKrembs 0]

This is all I can think of.....

5) I have to pack for moving day
4) My tyrant boss returned today
3) I'm not in Prairie anymore
2) I have a 3 hour commute to get home tonight
1) I have no money to see my baby, and the next time I'll see him probably won't be until the Byron Boogie

Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother
Beth lost her cherry and I missed it
.... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it.

[weegegirl 2]

Hmmmm..... Don't know if I have 10.

10. I'm so bored... this job is worse than solitary confinement!

9. My friends called me from vacation... they are kayaking and bar hopping.... I'm jealous damnit!

8. My job sucks... but tomorrow is my last day!!

7. I can't figure out which laptop to buy.

6. There are nice puffy clouds in the sky i would like to dip a toe in right now.

5. I want to work on a skydiving video tonight but all my shit is in chicago where I will be in two days! yay!

4. I really have nothing to bitch about. I love life.

3. I'm just bored.

2. But I'll be drinking margarittas at Rio Grande in 90 minutes.

1. So life is GRAND!

[CieloDiosa 0]

today is terrible

vibes to u bytch

~boogie ho!!
pull before impact!
L.A.S.T#14, PMS #309, Ci EL O DI O SA

[kelel01 1]

10) My back hurts, too (but I'm getting a therapeutic massage after work).

9) I'm at work.

8) There's no booze at work.

7) People keep trying to make me do work at work.

6) I'm sleepy.

5) I have to take a shower.

4) I have no money.

3) It's raining.

2) My car window's broken and has lovely blue painter's tape holding it together.

1) I miss my baby.

But each of those could be turned into a positive - I'm just too sleepy to do that right now.

[jumpchikk 0]

1.5 Oh yeah and I don't even have anyone to call baby much less someone to miss. I suck.

[waltappel 1]

When I saw the subject line, I was expected to open it and see:

1. Hillary Clinton
2. Hillary Clinton
3. Hillary Clinton
4. Hillary Clinton
5. Hillary Clinton
6. Hillary Clinton
7. Hillary Clinton
8. Hillary Clinton
9. Hillary Clinton
10. Hillary Clinton

Yes, I know this should go in Speakers Corner, but they think I'm too opinionated over there.

Walt

[skybytch 273]

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. So life is GRAND!

STFU! This is a bitch thread, biotch!

Oh, wait. I got laid this morning. I guess you're right, life is grand.

[jumpergirl 0]

We're in Rantoul, working and it's

1) Hot
2) Hot
3) Hot
4) Hot
5) Hot
6) Hot
7) Hot
8) Hot
9) Hot
10) Hot

And it's only getting worse.

[weegegirl 2]

suck it up! at least you got laid!

[chaoskitty 0]

10) I have strep throat.
9) I'm on vacation.
repeat.

[BillyVance 34]

Add to the list:

Leona Helmsley
Imelda Marcos
Jane Fonda

That's all I could think of from the top of my head...

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[waltappel 1]

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1.5 Oh yeah and I don't even have anyone to call baby much less someone to miss. I suck.

No worries. You can call me baby all you want. Many people do (of course it's usually in the form of "crybaby"!)

Walt

[goose491 0]

I only have one.

My nose is stuffy.

I think I'm coming down with a slight cold in the middle of this F*cking heat-wave of a summer were having!!!

Everyone is in a big competition to see who can crank the air conditioning the hardest! Why is it that in the winter, people complain about the cold and then in the summer, complain about the heat?

I mean I guess it's second-nature to just... bitch (hehee)

But seriously now, why should I need a gawd-damned parka to eat dinner in a restaurant or shop in a shopping mall when it's nearly too damned hot outside to wear any clothes at all!

Nick

My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

[waltappel 1]

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Add to the list:

Leona Helmsley
Imelda Marcos
Jane Fonda

That's all I could think of from the top of my head...

I second that--especially Hanoi Jane.

Walt

[skybytch 273]

You guys can take that political crap right back to SC where it belongs... Make a greenie send my thread to that hell hole and I'll take you out repeatedly if you're ever lucky enough to jump with me.

[skinnyshrek 0]

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10) I forgot to take my birth control pills and had to double up on them and now I feel nauseous.

9) My elbow hurts from hitting in on the refrigerator in the break room (like hit a blood vessel, felt like I was going to pass out for a minute, hurt)

8) My cheek hurts from hitting it with the telephone receiver.

7) I have to go to the grocery store tonight.

6) I don't feel like running in this heat tonight.

5) It's only Wednesday.

4) I have 28 more minutes left to be here at work and i still have a pile of stuff to do.

3) I miss my neice and nephew.

2) I haven't jumped in a few weeks.

1) Both of my parents have had health problems these past two weeks which have scared the living daylights out of me.

Well your ok on number 10..Don't you need to be getting shagged

http://www.skydivethefarm.com

do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

[waltappel 1]

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You guys can take that political crap right back to SC where it belongs... Make a greenie send my thread to that hell hole and I'll take you out repeatedly if you're ever lucky enough to jump with me.

Ok, I'll shutup if you promise to spank me like the bad boy I am and call me names!

Walt

[chaoskitty 0]

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Add to the list:

Leona Helmsley
Imelda Marcos
Jane Fonda

That's all I could think of from the top of my head...

Martha Stewart and Shannen Dougherty.

[jumpchikk 0]

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Well your ok on number 10..Don't you need to be getting shagged

And now I have Lee reminding me that I DID NOT get laid this morning.

Just shut up and bring me my toys

[waltappel 1]

See attached.

Walt

[dgskydive 0]

Jane Fonda is a bitch and we will ruin your thread if we want to!!!

Plus you only threaten to jump with us, most of the time you find a way to go drink instead!!!

My Bitch for the day is that the Bytch doesn't jump more!!!

Damn Lisa you used to have more jumps then me!!!!

Dom