NYskydiver 0 #1 August 9, 2005 So no Yuri Saturday; but, there were strange happenings at The Ranch this weekend. I made a jump, and I collapsed my slider and next thing I hear is flappa, flappa. Someone unstowed my slider. Such distractions. I annoyed me as I flew up the line of flight at 6,500 feet. It almost made me land the same directions as all those other crazy skydivers. All weekend, I had to hear, "Make sure you check you sliders", "Make sure you check you sliders", BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. Who needs to check such silly stuff. Land toward the mountians, land towards the pond share the field. Now I see my name is on the Bounce Bingo list. Who would put Secret Skydiver on the list. I'm the safest skydiver out there. I always fly near by to make sure that they open at the right altitude. I do my good deeds and now they call me dangerous. I will keep jumping there until they clean the bathrooms and learn to skydive my way. Be Safe. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #2 August 9, 2005 Please read the forum rules, trolling is not accepted here.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
