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So, I have never managed to find a hot girl to jump with because their boyfriends always get them into the sport and then when they break up...the girls always quit. So, if you recently broke up with your boyfriend but want to keep jumping...oh yes, and you are hot...let me know. I'll give you one of my rigs and support your skydiving for the weekend. Under 30 years old only and preferably latin or asian please! I'll be there for all 10 days.

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Well, gosh, that's an intriguing offer, but let's see...

... not going to wffc
... not under 30
... not latin or asian
... got into the sport all by myself
... prefer to pay my own way
... haven't broken up with my boyfriend.

But hey, good luck with that. :|
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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Jeez, I see another dating web site popping up regarding this post :-) skymatch.com

A website of skydiver personals. Or like a skydiver Hot or Not site. That could be scary.

Chris
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"Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body; but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting 'Holy s#$* what a ride!'"

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Jeez, I see another dating web site popping up regarding this post :-) skymatch.com

A website of skydiver personals. Or like a skydiver Hot or Not site. That could be scary.



It already exists
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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I am honored but I rarely ever go through to completion on building web pages :-) Thanks for props though.

Chris
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"Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body; but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting 'Holy s#$* what a ride!'"

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"Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body; but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting 'Holy s#$* what a ride!'"

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So, if you recently broke up with your boyfriend



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but want to keep jumping...



check!

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oh yes, and you are hot



Ouch..that one stung...sorry dude...

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I'll give you one of my rigs and support your skydiving for the weekend.



Wondering if you are still sane or not...I'd call for balloon jumps, helicopter jumps, 10 regular fun jumps a day but not all with you, want me to keep going?

If so....

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Under 30 years old



Check!

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preferably latin or asian please!



Damn you have high standards to be resorting to posting online...(sorry..I'm blunt like that)

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I'll be there for all 10 days



But have fun and good luck!

:)

:D:D:D

Edited cause I had to steal this from your post below:

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I mean the sky is beautiful as it is but it never hurts to have a few more gems in the sky!



Damn! A smooooooooth talker too!

*sarcasm*


EHHEHEE :)

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Well for what its worth...Its sort of like Fake boobs. You think you are buying them for your girlfriend but you are really buying them for her next boyfriend. I mean really. We all like jumping and I for one like doing the things I enjoy with a female companion over a male companion. But by the time the girls get certified...its been a long time and a bit of money. So, then it ends and you are starting from scratch. So, I am just here trying to keep the good ones in the sport. Think of it as dating/skydiving karma combined. I mean the sky is beautiful as it is but it never hurts to have a few more gems in the sky!

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Its sort of like Fake boobs. You think you are buying them for your girlfriend but you are really buying them for her next boyfriend



Painfully true



Yea, now that one I gotta agree with.
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RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1

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Its sort of like Fake boobs. You think you are buying them for your girlfriend but you are really buying them for her next boyfriend



Painfully true



Yea, now that one I gotta agree with.






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50/50 settlement...she leaves...I'm keeping ONE!:P











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Its sort of like Fake boobs. You think you are buying them for your girlfriend but you are really buying them for her next boyfriend



Painfully true



Yea, now that one I gotta agree with.






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50/50 settlement...she leaves...I'm keeping ONE!:P



Damn! That is funny on soooo many levels!
It's your life, live it!
Karma
RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1

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if you recently broke up with your boyfriend



Totally single...haven't recently broken up with anyone

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but want to keep jumping...



Well....of course

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oh yes, and you are hot...



'eh....I'm just me...and beauty is in the eye of the beholder so what's hot to you may not be hot to someone else

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I'll give you one of my rigs and support your skydiving for the weekend.



Hmm....depending on what you're jumping the rig's doable....supporting my skydiving habit - yeah...that's totally doable

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Under 30 years old only



Damn....blew that one way outta the water. Guess us women in our 30's just don't count anymore

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and preferably latin or asian please!



Nope.....Heinz 57 - my ancestors had fun and tried a little of this...a little of that....

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I'll be there for all 10 days.



ah...well....I'll only be there the weekends.












:D:D:D:D Sorry....couldn't keep a straight face anymore. :D:D:D:D
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So, if you recently broke up with your boyfriend

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Oh...YES! B|


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I gotta 'rig' for ya! :P


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I'll make ya wish it were longer! B|




Oh....wait....you want a FEMALE huh?!?! :|


Too bad...your loss big boy! :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:










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The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"

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Oh oh oh...I wanna play, this is like my cabana boy application except well it had it's own web page. :D

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So, if you recently broke up with your boyfriend but want to keep jumping



Not yet, but it could be arraged. (You aren't scared of GLocks are you?)

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oh yes, and you are hot...let me know.



Hmmm....well I've been told I'm hot, but that could have just been pillow talk.

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I'll give you one of my rigs and support your skydiving for the weekend.



I'll have to pass on that since I jump smaller gear than you as it is.

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Under 30 years old only and preferably latin or asian please!



Hmm....well good luck with finding a girl like that. You must be young, cause if you weren't you would know the women over 30 tend to have money and like to keep Cabana Boys. :D:P

Have fun....and you wanna borrow one of my dogs they like to cuddle at night, because I have a feeling your bed will be empty otherwise. :D:D:D
Fly it like you stole it!

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So, I have never managed to find a hot girl to jump with because their boyfriends always get them into the sport and then when they break up...the girls always quit. So, if you recently broke up with your boyfriend but want to keep jumping...oh yes, and you are hot...let me know. I'll give you one of my rigs and support your skydiving for the weekend. Under 30 years old only and preferably latin or asian please! I'll be there for all 10 days.



I think you are a total badass for posting that! If you actually get results, I will look at you as being legendary.

edited to add:

From what I can tell, the dz.com chicks are ALL beautiful on the inside, so what they look like on the outside--even though they are very easy on the eyes--seems kind of irrelevant.

I wish you well in your search, but here's a tip. Unlike me, the dz.com chicks seem to have a great deal of elegance, class, and style. My guess is that you'll need to try harder next time.

edited again to add:

Dude, nothing personal, but that web page gives me a headache! I don't know if it's effective for your business (I hope it is), but between the sound and the animation, it's kind of tough on my senses. It might get in your way of getting some dz.com chicks to hang out with you.

Walt

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Oh my god I just realized you were that guy who was on that Gastineau Girls show...oh now I actually feel sorry for you. The few times I've had that show on as background noise when painting I end up feeling like I've lost IQ points, couldn't imagine being in the same room with them. Of course, I have painted my best pieces with it on, so I guess shutting down the logic side of my brain can be a good thing.

Honestly though, if that is the kind of woman you are looking for you probably will not find it here. Every woman I have met here has been intelligent, sensitive, strong in heart and mind, and beautiful in so many ways. All of them demand respect and from your post I don't see you as the kind of guy who would respect these wonderful women. As for me I have a feeling I am much too much of a type A personality for you to handle. ;)
Fly it like you stole it!

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So, I have never managed to find a hot girl to jump with because their boyfriends always get them into the sport and then when they break up...the girls always quit. So, if you recently broke up with your boyfriend but want to keep jumping...oh yes, and you are hot...let me know. I'll give you one of my rigs and support your skydiving for the weekend. Under 30 years old only and preferably latin or asian please! I'll be there for all 10 days.



Trust me just trying to help:)

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