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MrMiami

Seeking hot FEMALE date to jump with at WFFC

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Well for what its worth...Its sort of like Fake boobs. You think you are buying them for your girlfriend but you are really buying them for her next boyfriend. I mean really. We all like jumping and I for one like doing the things I enjoy with a female companion over a male companion. But by the time the girls get certified...its been a long time and a bit of money. So, then it ends and you are starting from scratch. So, I am just here trying to keep the good ones in the sport. Think of it as dating/skydiving karma combined. I mean the sky is beautiful as it is but it never hurts to have a few more gems in the sky!



I find your theory quite intriguing. The problem I have with it is your "So, I am just here trying to keep the good ones in the sport" comment. Does this mean that the only good ones are 1. hot, 2. under 30 and 3. Latin or Asian??


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Sorry, but I don't jump with guys who have less jumps than me. :ph34r:



bwahahahhahahha.

Thats it..:D I was just about managing to keep a (sort of) straight face at my desk, but this finished me off!

Thanks Val...
See you soon chica!

You are led through your lifetime by the inner learning creature, the playful spiritual being that is your real self.-Richard Bach


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...Hmm....well good luck with finding a girl like that. You must be young, cause if you weren't you would know the women over 30 tend to have money and like to keep Cabana Boys. :D:P





Skycat....I'm submitting my application for cabana boy...
:D:D:D


My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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I want to play too!

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if you recently broke up with your boyfriend

What do you call recent?

but want to keep jumping

ME! Pick me!
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...oh yes, and you are hot..

I may not be hot according to your standards, but I got lots of leather and vinyl

I'll give you one of my rigs

I could handle that

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support your skydiving for the weekend.

Sure

Under 30 years old only

Yep, that's me

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preferably latin or asian please!

Damn! I ALMOST HAD IT!! Nope, that's not me.

I'll be there for all 10 days.

That's kind of like saying you're a minute man... :ph34r:

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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Sorry, but I don't jump with guys who have less jumps than me. :ph34r:



Oh, how sad... :( that means I'm not likely to ever get to jump with you... :(

:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::D:D

Personally I get a kick out of this guys post... :D:D:D
Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

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Note: I did NOT call him a troll.



You deserve a ban just for thinking it... :P

MrMiami, I know a few people who would love to take you up on your offer. In the opinion of most of the people who met them, they are hot, cool, and good skydivers too.

Keith? Brian? Jason? Need a sugardaddy?
Remster

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I find your theory quite intriguing. The problem I have with it is your "So, I am just here trying to keep the good ones in the sport" comment. Does this mean that the only good ones are 1. hot, 2. under 30 and 3. Latin or Asian??



Seems to me like all skydiving chicks fall into the category of the *GREAT* ones!! What's the deal on "the good ones"?

Walt

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Ok, we'll, I'm not hot, not single, and not latin or asian (although I wish I were.) I AM under 30, though, and am perfectly willing to take that extra rig off your hands, since mine's not going to be with me this weekend.

Oh, and I didn't get into skydiving because of my boyfriend . . . I was single and had a personal vendetta. :D

But 2 out of 6 ain't bad! :D

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