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MrMiami

Seeking hot FEMALE date to jump with at WFFC

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I wish you luck on your quest..

Personally, I am seeking Cool Person to Party with at WFFC.

However I also have some very strict requirements!!

Sex: Either or Both.
Race: Yes. Must be atleast partially of one race or another.
Nationality: Yes, You must be from somewhere!!
Age: Must be between 18 and 104.

Must be able to Coach 100 jump wonder who really sucks at everything during the day and Must be able to Keep up with mass consumption of Alcohol during the evening.

It also helps if you have air conditioned place for me to crash at some point.

Questionable Moral Values a Plus!

I know these are some tough requirements, But somewhere out there I know special someone (Or Someones) is waiting to find me!!:P

Please PM with you qualifications!!;)

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likes to play (strip) hold-em poker



I can always teach them that. Not a Requirement.


Edit: Actually I prefer that they have no idea how to play the game. Much more fun for me that way!!



But, would you really teach me how to play or are you just going to let me strip down naked? I WILL be in Atlanta in just a couple of weeks.

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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likes to play (strip) hold-em poker



I can always teach them that. Not a Requirement.


Edit: Actually I prefer that they have no idea how to play the game. Much more fun for me that way!!



But, would you really teach me how to play or are you just going to let me strip down naked? I WILL be in Atlanta in just a couple of weeks.



I've found the best way to learn is if everyone starts off naked, and each win allows to to regain an article of clothing. ;)
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Hmm... If that were the case, I guess I'll just stay naked then. If we were to play blackjack, I'd be all over that... I'm a dealer in my part-time life. ;)

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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I'll give you one of my rigs and support your skydiving for the weekend


Could you please go ahead and FedEx the rig to WFFC and prepay my account for the weekend? 30 jumps should do it, maybe a bomber jump as well. I'll have you send the rig and jump to the attention of my ex-boyfriend - so if you see a guy's name there, don't be alarmed - I registered for WFFC with him, so everything's under his name already. Don't worry, he's not supposed to be there. Let me know where you're staying so I can find you when I get there.

I'm not latin or asian, but I hope you'll waive this criteria. Here's a link for your approval (NSFW)
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it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

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I'll give you her address for the right price.



Five bucks!



Woo hoo!



Give him my address in Washington... the one on Pennsylvania Ave. But make sure you get the $5 first.
it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

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Under 30 years old only

Damn....blew that one way outta the water. Guess us women in our 30's just don't count anymore



you old fart... I tell its just not a young mans sport anymore [:/]



Yeah...well....we occasionally like to train the young ones. :) Just this one obviously doesn't understand the older women. :D
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So, I have never managed to find a hot girl to jump with because their boyfriends always get them into the sport and then when they break up...the girls always quit. So, if you recently broke up with your boyfriend but want to keep jumping...oh yes, and you are hot...let me know. I'll give you one of my rigs and support your skydiving for the weekend. Under 30 years old only and preferably latin or asian please! I'll be there for all 10 days.



Wow! a bit choosy aren't you? :D .. Good luck with that. :D:D ... OMG! :D

oops... I'm laughing again :D:) ...
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Under 30 years old only

Damn....blew that one way outta the water. Guess us women in our 30's just don't count anymore



you old fart... I tell its just not a young mans sport anymore [:/]



Yeah...well....we occasionally like to train the young ones. :) Just this one obviously doesn't understand the older women. :D



well if you dont potty train your kids (eg ' the young ones') you will still have to change the diapers :P

Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?

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well if you dont potty train your kids (eg ' the young ones') you will still have to change the diapers :P



Ok....my first response to this - :D
second - "Hey...I don't have kids." :S
third - ewwwwwww B|
Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

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Try posting on this site http://us.beautifulpeople.net/main_light.asp



Slug...I was thinking the very same thing!
LOL:)



Hi BB

Who knows, the dude might be getting a bunch of PM's.:P

Stay tuned folks, maybe someone attending the WFFC will let us know if he shows up with a Harem:S

Without a picture, it never happened.;)

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