Thanatos340 1 #51 August 4, 2005 I wish you luck on your quest.. Personally, I am seeking Cool Person to Party with at WFFC. However I also have some very strict requirements!! Sex: Either or Both. Race: Yes. Must be atleast partially of one race or another. Nationality: Yes, You must be from somewhere!! Age: Must be between 18 and 104. Must be able to Coach 100 jump wonder who really sucks at everything during the day and Must be able to Keep up with mass consumption of Alcohol during the evening. It also helps if you have air conditioned place for me to crash at some point. Questionable Moral Values a Plus! I know these are some tough requirements, But somewhere out there I know special someone (Or Someones) is waiting to find me!! Please PM with you qualifications!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #52 August 4, 2005 You forgot the part about "likes to play (strip) hold-em poker".... It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #53 August 4, 2005 Quotelikes to play (strip) hold-em poker I can always teach them that. Not a Requirement. Edit: Actually I prefer that they have no idea how to play the game. Much more fun for me that way!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #54 August 4, 2005 QuoteQuotelikes to play (strip) hold-em poker I can always teach them that. Not a Requirement. Edit: Actually I prefer that they have no idea how to play the game. Much more fun for me that way!! But, would you really teach me how to play or are you just going to let me strip down naked? I WILL be in Atlanta in just a couple of weeks. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #55 August 4, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuotelikes to play (strip) hold-em poker I can always teach them that. Not a Requirement. Edit: Actually I prefer that they have no idea how to play the game. Much more fun for me that way!! But, would you really teach me how to play or are you just going to let me strip down naked? I WILL be in Atlanta in just a couple of weeks. I've found the best way to learn is if everyone starts off naked, and each win allows to to regain an article of clothing. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #56 August 4, 2005 Hmm... If that were the case, I guess I'll just stay naked then. If we were to play blackjack, I'd be all over that... I'm a dealer in my part-time life. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #57 August 4, 2005 QuoteI forgot to include my exception of "cool people."You obviously haven't met Jason yet Edited to add: Just kidding Jason... you are a cool person Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #58 August 4, 2005 I would like to apply. Quote I'll give you one of my rigs and support your skydiving for the weekend Could you please go ahead and FedEx the rig to WFFC and prepay my account for the weekend? 30 jumps should do it, maybe a bomber jump as well. I'll have you send the rig and jump to the attention of my ex-boyfriend - so if you see a guy's name there, don't be alarmed - I registered for WFFC with him, so everything's under his name already. Don't worry, he's not supposed to be there. Let me know where you're staying so I can find you when I get there. I'm not latin or asian, but I hope you'll waive this criteria. Here's a link for your approval (NSFW) my pictureit's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #59 August 4, 2005 OMG, I'm laughing so hard I'm freakin crying over here! He needs his own island, don't you think?It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #60 August 4, 2005 Shut up you! I'm trying to get free jumps over here! ... are you saying he's not allowed in your country either? it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrMiami 0 #61 August 4, 2005 Whats your address. I am hand delivering you one rig and taking your measurements for the next one thats getting custom made. Oh, and I am getting you an island as suggested. You look like you should have one! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #62 August 4, 2005 Only the devout are allowed in to my country. Devoted too what, I haven't yet decided though. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #63 August 4, 2005 Well like I'm going to give a complete stranger my address... it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #64 August 4, 2005 I'll give you her address for the right price.There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #65 August 4, 2005 QuoteI'll give you her address for the right price. no one can afford your prices Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #66 August 4, 2005 Heeeey.. I told you to quit posting that picture of me! My ex boyfriend bought me a boob job since then and its embarrassing for people to see those teeny tiny things! I mean it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #67 August 4, 2005 QuoteI'll give you her address for the right price. Five bucks!Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #68 August 4, 2005 QuoteQuoteI'll give you her address for the right price. Five bucks! Woo hoo!There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #69 August 4, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteI'll give you her address for the right price. Five bucks! Woo hoo! Give him my address in Washington... the one on Pennsylvania Ave. But make sure you get the $5 first.it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #70 August 4, 2005 QuoteQuote Under 30 years old only Damn....blew that one way outta the water. Guess us women in our 30's just don't count anymore you old fart... I tell its just not a young mans sport anymore Yeah...well....we occasionally like to train the young ones. Just this one obviously doesn't understand the older women. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #71 August 4, 2005 QuoteSo, I have never managed to find a hot girl to jump with because their boyfriends always get them into the sport and then when they break up...the girls always quit. So, if you recently broke up with your boyfriend but want to keep jumping...oh yes, and you are hot...let me know. I'll give you one of my rigs and support your skydiving for the weekend. Under 30 years old only and preferably latin or asian please! I'll be there for all 10 days. Wow! a bit choosy aren't you? .. Good luck with that. ... OMG! oops... I'm laughing again ..._______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #72 August 4, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuote Under 30 years old only Damn....blew that one way outta the water. Guess us women in our 30's just don't count anymore you old fart... I tell its just not a young mans sport anymore Yeah...well....we occasionally like to train the young ones. Just this one obviously doesn't understand the older women. well if you dont potty train your kids (eg ' the young ones') you will still have to change the diapers Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #73 August 4, 2005 Quotewell if you dont potty train your kids (eg ' the young ones') you will still have to change the diapers Ok....my first response to this - second - "Hey...I don't have kids." third - ewwwwwww Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slug 1 #74 August 4, 2005 QuoteQuoteTry posting on this site http://us.beautifulpeople.net/main_light.asp Slug...I was thinking the very same thing! LOL Hi BB Who knows, the dude might be getting a bunch of PM's. Stay tuned folks, maybe someone attending the WFFC will let us know if he shows up with a Harem Without a picture, it never happened. R.I.P. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hexadecimal 0 #75 August 4, 2005 QuoteQuoteoh yes, and you are hot... You might have a problem with that one. Hot chicks tend to only date hot guys...me thinks you're out of luck. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites