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MrMiami

Seeking hot FEMALE date to jump with at WFFC

By MrMiami, in The Bonfire

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kbordson    8

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"Hey...I don't have kids." :S


Well...as far as you know... :ph34r:

Ever heard guys say that, "Well, no kids...as far as I know." You almost never hear chicks say that. :D



I've heard statements like that from females.... or they tell you one thing and you get records from somewhere else and it's totally different. I don't understand how you would just forget to mention "oh yeah, I've had a couple before .... and the last one took only about 1/2 hour... "
It becomes a challenge sometimes.....

But, I think that we may have hijacked his thread on trying to get some hot females that might lead up to what we're talking about.

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happythoughts    0

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But, I think that we may have hijacked his thread on trying to get some hot females that might lead up to what we're talking about.



Probably not. If people are interested in a party-life, kids don't fit that picture.

There are people who are just here to play and they are ok with the pay-to-play concept. Not everyone has the same view on this stuff. It's their life.

There is a large grey area on that scale between free dinners to free scuba weekends in the Keys.

He may come up with someone with that view. We are all big people, so it's none of my bidness. Lots of people say, "My friends would never..."

It is surprising what I've been asked before.

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kbordson    8

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You misunderstood me.... I wasn't trying to say that he was looking to start a family and live "happily ever after". I was alluding to the fact that by his qualifing criteria, he was seeming to target certain types of females... for certain types of activities....;);)

Wasn't saying there was anything wrong with that... just that it could lead up to what we were discussing with the "not as far as I know" statements.....

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happythoughts    0

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he was seeming to target certain types of females... for certain types of activities....



On the front of my guy-card, interest in "certain types of activities" is printed in bold. :D

Why do women tell you that they'd never had kids before ?

As a guy, I can understand why it would be the last thing to enter the conversation. There is a local (very attractive) woman with 4 kids. She can't get a date at gunpoint. :D

I met a woman who said she was one of 13 kids. I told her that it may be genetic and that it made me nervous to sit that close to her. (Sure, I'm a classy guy :ph34r:)

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LaughingStock    0

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ROFL.

I like this - entertaining in a morbid way.

Hey, yuppie dude, why don't you just hire a hooker? That way, YOU can choose and no one has to choose you :D

Furthermore, if you are offending the ladies over 30, you are a bad, bad strategist (I wonder how you manage to be a yuppie with such lack of social skills?). If you offend the ladies over 30, they aren't gonna offer you their friends or younger sisters. They'll just give you a bad name and you'll be reduced to paying for a prossie.

:D

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slug    1

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Hi Laughing stock

You asked why not a hooker? I think that's what he's advertising for:o but he she does have to meet certain mimimum stds, skydiver, under 30.

Last but not least she has to be a perfect 10 iow a 3 that says yes:D:D

R.I.P.

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waltappel    1

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He could save a lot of money by just drinking 6 bottles of Moose Drool before looking.B|



Maybe, but my thinking is that any dz.com chick that would be willing to hook up with him would have to be the one that was totally wasted and even then, it would seem pretty unlikely.

Nothin' personal, MrMiami. I think you really underestimate the women here. Hope you have some happy hunting, though.

Walt

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rickjump1    0

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Maybe, but my thinking is that any dz.com chick that would be willing to hook up with him would have to be the one that was totally wasted and even then, it would seem pretty unlikely.

I was just making a little noise(discovered Moose Drool this summer). I certainly do agree with you.:)
Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts.

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waltappel    1

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Maybe, but my thinking is that any dz.com chick that would be willing to hook up with him would have to be the one that was totally wasted and even then, it would seem pretty unlikely.

I was just making a little noise(discovered Moose Drool this summer). I certainly do agree with you.:)


So, care to post the details of the Moose Drool experience? I don't drink, so I really like drinking vicariously through others!

edited to add:

Does drinking Moose Drool compare to this? clicky

Walt

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So, care to post the details of the Moose Drool experience? I don't drink, so I really like drinking vicariously through others!

edited to add:

Does drinking Moose Drool compare to this? clicky

Walt

Well it started in Twin Falls when I got there three days early to climate myself and try out the local customs which included 16 ounce glasses of Moose Drool. The closest I came to fresh bread was eating sour dough pancakes with the VFW Club in Ronan, MT where I also drank Moose Drool with some neat American Native fire fighters. I was just about to join the tribe when my wife called to tell me it was time to come home, but not before jumping at the local airport with SkyDive Montana. Now, I'm ready to move up there.
Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts.

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