daniel_owen_uk 0 #1 August 3, 2005 (sorry for this in advance) So after jumping out of the plane this guy pulls his parachute and....... nothing. So he goes for the reserve......... nothing. Bounces pretty hard on the deck, ambulance comes manages to keep him alive. The day after the guy wakes up dazed and confused surrounded by equipment with a doctor stood close by. "Have I am come here to die?" asks the man "Nahh mayte yesterdie"__________________ BOOM Headshot Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GeordieSkydiver 0 #2 August 3, 2005 Thats terrible. An Aussie sheep farmer is walking down the road with a sheep under each arm, he passes by his friend who says; "G'day mate, you shearing?" "Nah, I gonna shag both meself"Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #3 August 3, 2005 Those jokes are LAME, also the accents you have typed are more for a New Zealander, where there's more sheep than womenYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GeordieSkydiver 0 #4 August 3, 2005 How can something you read have an accent? Your just reading it in a Kiwi accent is all. I have a kiwi and an aussie as very close mates and mines definately in aussie. She told it to me, so there!Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #5 August 4, 2005 WTF would you know your a frigin Geordie, drinking beer and stonemasonry are the only things Geordies can do wellYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FreeflyKiwi 0 #6 August 4, 2005 QuoteThose jokes are LAME, also the accents you have typed are more for a New Zealander, where there's more sheep than women More interested in counting the sheep are we. To each his own!Dale two time New Zealand gumboot throwing champ. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swoopdog 0 #7 August 4, 2005 Aussies don't give a hoot about sheep - they are remind us to much of the inbreeds down south off shore!!!! Geordies - hahahaha you're too close to scotland for me to take any notice of you??? Newcastle Utd - hahahaha If your going to live in FEAR, why live at all!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #8 August 4, 2005 QuoteQuoteThose jokes are LAME, also the accents you have typed are more for a New Zealander, where there's more sheep than women More interested in counting the sheep are we. To each his own! Hell yeah the more sheep you shear the more money you make. BTW Kiwis have some of the world BEST shearers, (somthing to do with the fact they like the brazilian look on their girls)You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
