Funny Signs

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I particularly like the one about the non-smoking area!!!




*On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

*On a Septic Tank Truck sign: "We're #1 in the #2 business."

*Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

*At a Proctologist's door: "To expedite your visit please back in."

*On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."

*On a Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."

*Pizza Shop Slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."

*At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee! "Invite us to your next blowout."

*On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"

*At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

*On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."

*In a Nonsmoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

*On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push"

*At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

*On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."

*In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."

*On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

*At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."

*Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

*In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

*At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be."

*In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."

*In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

*At a Propane Filling Station: "Thank heaven for little grills."

*And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."

Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

[masterrig 1]

I saw this in our local newspaper, years ago. An ad for a local meat market: "You might beat our prices but, you can't beat our meat!"


Chuck

[NateC 0]

I followed a removal van a while back. When it turned off I noticed the side read:

"Hump-it Removals - we'll hump anything"

[moonglo 0]

I liek the Budget Rental Trucks moving safety tips (with cartoons) such as "#42 Don't pack dog and cat in the same box"

[PLFXpert 0]

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*At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be."

Is it just me, or did it take anyone else a couple times reading this one to "get it"?
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Those were hilarious!

Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

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Is it just me, or did it take anyone else a couple times reading to "get it".
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Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

[PLFXpert 0]

Thanks, I got it, just had to re-read it the first time I read it.

Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

[sistaluv 0]

LOL thats funny

Blue Skies and Terminal Memories 4 Life

[masterrig 1]

There was a trucking company that had a picture of a running camel on the sides of their trailers. Under the camel read: "Humping to Please!"

I like the Electric Co. slogan. I had no idea they were so witty!


Chuck

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I am going to open a bar / casino. The bar will be in the front of the building and the casino will be in the back. The sign on the door will say...

Liquor in the front and Poker in the rear.



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There was a trucking company that had a picture of a running camel on the sides of their trailers. Under the camel read: "Humping to Please!"

Now that's an old school slogan. I remember seeing those trailers when I was too young to be in school. AFIK they have long been taken out of service.

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There was a trucking company that had a picture of a running camel on the sides of their trailers. Under the camel read: "Humping to Please!"

Now that's an old school slogan. I remember seeing those trailers when I was too young to be in school. AFIK they have long been taken out of service.

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That company was bought-out a few years ago. I thought they were rather original.


Chuck

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At the Children's Discovery Museum they had a bug zoo. All the kids thought it was great getting to check out all these cool buggies. (Okay, all the BOYS thought it was cool...the girls squealed and ran. ). Anyway, as we were leaving I noticed a sign "Bug zoo sponsored by Terminex" I had to take a picture.

Renee

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