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[lawrocket 3]

This is one of my favorite photos of the last few weeks...

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[lisamariewillbe 1]

"okay heres the proto type of how big he said it was, but it was actually only this big"

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[CrazyIvan 0]

"...Mr. Michael Jackson, we all know you are 95% plastic, but...this is ridiculous"

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Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

[AggieDave 6]

"The pills from my e-mail promised that, I ended up with this..."

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[waltappel 1]

Not only is it ribbed, for her pleasure, but it's powered by environmentally-friendly fuel cell technology. This is our extra-large size!

Walt

[Shotgun 1]

Well, I am studying for my anatomy final exam (while surfing dz.com, of course)... So the first thing I thought of was "the thick ascending limb of Henle"... but that's probably not very funny to anyone else.

[eeneR 3]

"But I'm only this big"

She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway."
eeneR
TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

[Ashtanga 0]

When your walrus is in heat try using this to releave it.

[jdfreefly 1]

We've made some fabulous advances in suppository technology.

Methane Freefly - got stink?

[GARYC24 3]

(Man with glasses; thinking)
"Must remember to pick up Preparation H"

[weegegirl 2]

"Now THIS is what YOU can expect from the Penis Pump 2000!"

[freeflygoddess 0]

[Dr.Evil] We shall call this Preperation H [/Dr.Evil]

[GogglesnTeeth 6]

"We now have an even newer and larger 'corncob' to shove up BMW owner's asses"

Goggles and Teeth

"You fall like a greased safe!!!"

[SLIDER 0]

Miss ...... You say the one he came at you with was at least this big, maybe bigger - and purple?

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"there's a fine line between hobby and mental illness"

[ChrisL 2]

This is a mockup of what we think a Genoa Salami will look like in the 22nd century.

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My mighty steed

[SLIDER 0]

The space between my fingers represents mine, the device on the desk represents my colleague's......you decide

"there's a fine line between hobby and mental illness"

[headoverheels 333]

No, THIS one cost $68 million to design and build. We need a LOT more for the real one.

Anybody got some mustard?

[PsychoBob 0]

"You want me to shove this rocket up the geek in the glasses' ass? Okay, but only this much?

"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it"
RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

[Skolls081102 0]

"I don't know, it's some new NASA designed vibrator- but my wife loves it."

The sole intention, is learning to fly.Condition grounded, but determined to try.Can't keep my eyes from the circling skies.Tongue tied and twisted, just an Earth bound misfit.

[tharv17 0]

"The actual beer funnel will be much larger."

[junior_240 0]

Start out only inserting it this much, then work your way up (unless you're a whore)

[Tailgate 0]

And If Saddam still doesnt admit to having WMDs

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Let me live in my house by the side of the road and be a friend to man- Sam Walter Foss

[malboy 0]

...and if your cat STILL doesnt want to swallow that pill...

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[ACMESkydiver 0]

"My wife needs that. I have this. Just try to telll me I have no grounds for divorce, Lawrocket!!"

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[Rebecca 0]

Yes sir, this was designed in Texas. No sir, it only needs to be this big...

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?