klingeme 1 #26 July 28, 2005 You inserted it WHERE?!?!?!?! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
demoss99 0 #27 July 28, 2005 "Now available in a handy suppository" "I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Superman32 0 #28 July 28, 2005 This is out in the streets, people!!! (in outrage) [man in glasses] If I use enough KY..... Inveniam Viam aut Faciam I'm back biatches! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #29 July 28, 2005 "And, as you can clearly see, the XL8-9000 offers a clear advantage over lesser models...."Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Acensky 0 #30 July 28, 2005 " You can go from 'this' to 'this' in as little as three weeks." HeatherGarbage bags do not make good parachutes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #31 July 28, 2005 "Because all their lives they've been told this is 8 inches." Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rookie120 0 #32 July 28, 2005 Baby you should see it when it gets hard!If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #33 July 29, 2005 "at least it isn't a cigar."Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sneaky 0 #34 July 29, 2005 " I started shoving small rubber dildos up my ass about this big, then i was able to progress onto the biggest Dildo know to mankind, which as you can see here is substancially bigger than my first. My asshole can now open up like a Terry's Chocolate Orange" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #35 July 29, 2005 It's HUGE! I mean, it's got it's own atmosphere! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #36 July 29, 2005 "If this condition persists for more than 4 hours, seek medical attention immediately." Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
licketysplit 0 #37 July 29, 2005 To answer your question, yes, the gold plated, 2005, Nymphomanics Anal Superfluous Appliance can sustain more climatic energy then my friend here with the glasses would like to admit………. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyinNover 0 #38 August 1, 2005 "Jocks only think about sports. Nerds only think about sex." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salsa_John 0 #39 August 1, 2005 This is an example of my implant. Yours will be much smaller. "You did what?!?!" MUFF #3722, TDSM #72, Orfun #26, Nachos Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites