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guys...whats your ideal skydiving girl like?


Much easier to find the ideal girl, THEN turn her into a skydiver.:|



Which is right when the "you don't lose your girlfriend in skydiving, you just lose your turn" comes into effect. :D
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guys...whats your ideal skydiving girl like?


Much easier to find the ideal girl, THEN turn her into a skydiver.:|



Which is right when the "you don't lose your girlfriend in skydiving, you just lose your turn" comes into effect. :D


That's why I'd bring mine dressed in the "Gimp" outfit. And I'd booby trap her!:|

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guys...whats your ideal skydiving girl like?


Much easier to find the ideal girl, THEN turn her into a skydiver.:|



Which is right when the "you don't lose your girlfriend in skydiving, you just lose your turn" comes into effect. :D


That's why I'd bring mine dressed in the "Gimp" outfit. And I'd booby trap her!:|



Go ahead. I'll just worry about trapping her boobies.

BOOBIES!!!
:D
It's your life, live it!
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guys...whats your ideal skydiving girl like?


Much easier to find the ideal girl, THEN turn her into a skydiver.:|



Which is right when the "you don't lose your girlfriend in skydiving, you just lose your turn" comes into effect. :D


That's why I'd bring mine dressed in the "Gimp" outfit. And I'd booby trap her!:|



Go ahead. I'll just worry about trapping her boobies.

BOOBIES!!!
:D


Hence the booby trap concept. Replace the nipples with detonators. Skydivers go for the boobies first...>:(

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

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Hence the booby trap concept. Replace the nipples with detonators. Skydivers go for the boobies first...>:(


Well, at least I get to die persuing a worthwhile cause. Probably have a smile on my face too. :D
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Which is right when the "you don't lose your girlfriend in skydiving, you just lose your turn" comes into effect.



:D It's the truth in that statement that makes it so funny! :D
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Which is right when the "you don't lose your girlfriend in skydiving, you just lose your turn" comes into effect.



:D It's the truth in that statement that makes it so funny! :D



Ya. It's pretty rare for a whuffo GF/wife to leave a jumper for another jumper, but get her addicted to airbaths.... :ph34r::D:D
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My ideal sky diving woman?
- intelligent
- funny
- beautiful
- has the same passion for jumping as I do
- doesn't take life too seriously
- is as horny as I am
- can jump all day and party all night
Is that too much to ask for?
Are you out there?;)

Willy
growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional.

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