yardhippie 0 #51 July 22, 2005 QuoteQuotethat could be an event! all you need is one of them portable pools, about $100 in ramen and a giant sheet of plastic. Sounds like you've done this before... That's exactly what/how it was when I did it the first time. A kiddie pool works just fine though. never done it, but I imagined it.... but to apply to this thread: get a large group of bitches together. set up said ramen noodles. have them gather a group of men, tell them to get naked and hop it, cuz the girls will be "right there" then steal the guys clothes and take off in their cars!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #52 July 22, 2005 QuoteQuoteyour girlfriend has more than likely had a bigger cock than yours I doubt it! For a while I was thinking my name was, 'Oh my God!' lmao! OK well maybe you're THAT GUY... we'll let you have that one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #53 July 22, 2005 QuoteQuoteyour girlfriend has more than likely had a bigger cock than yours I doubt it! For a while I was thinking my name was, 'Oh my God!' Sorry to crush your itty bitty ego, but she was screaming "Oh my God" because she couldn't feel anything! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #54 July 22, 2005 Go out to dinner solely because it's free and you're bored and need your ego stroked. Order the most expensive thing on the menu because it's the most expensive thing on the menu and when they're out of it order the polar opposite which is second most expensive. Pick at it and say you're not hungry Order dessert and finish it Touch his pants the whole way home Jump out of the car -- yell I'll call ya. Then, call your FB. -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jeiber 0 #55 July 22, 2005 I like my story better, so I'm sticking with it! JShhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #56 July 22, 2005 QuoteNO! We're certainly never going to bring it up, so why make us lie?? "Does this jumpsuit make my ass look fat ?" "Errrrr...ummm..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #57 July 23, 2005 QuoteQuoteNO! We're certainly never going to bring it up, so why make us lie?? "Does this jumpsuit make my ass look fat ?" "Errrrr...ummm..." We know that only our girlfriends tell us the truth. And besides, who cares if your jumpsuit makes you look fat, as long as it flies well. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
divegoddess 0 #58 July 23, 2005 QuoteGet him to go down on you. While he is doing it, ask him if it tastes funny because you think you might have a yeast infection. Walt eeeew. Do you like roast beef with extra mayo? How bout opening a grilled cheese sandwhich with your tongue. That's nasty man. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #59 July 23, 2005 Fart while he's going down on you. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonRose 0 #60 July 23, 2005 QuoteFart while he's going down on you. Walt Better yet shit on him. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riggerrob 643 #61 July 23, 2005 QuoteGo out to dinner solely because it's free and you're bored and need your ego stroked. Order the most expensive thing on the menu because it's the most expensive thing on the menu and when they're out of it order the polar opposite which is second most expensive. Pick at it and say you're not hungry Order dessert and finish it Touch his pants the whole way home Jump out of the car -- yell I'll call ya. Then, call your FB. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Better yet, pick at his food! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riggerrob 643 #62 July 23, 2005 Quotesend him to the store to buy the "pads" just cause. Oh, and make sure you give him specifics on which ones so he stands there looking at them for a long period (no pun intended) of time for everyone to see. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Invite him out to lunch at your favorite restaurant. Over lunch, explain to him - in great detail - the colour, volume and consistency of your monthly flow. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riggerrob 643 #63 July 23, 2005 Call him repeatedly at work - when he is swamped and on deadline - to come home early to help you in the garden. While he is helping you in the garden, criticize everything he does, so that he has to re-do everything three times, meanwhile keeping up a string of whinging about how he never helps you in the garden and how you have to ask him for weeks on end to get anything done ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #64 July 23, 2005 wow, are these all from experience? That all just is OUCHSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
malboy 0 #65 July 23, 2005 i believe this is one of those situations where being a skydiver can help with real life; Cut Away... ...Pull Reserve! www.ewancowie.com www.facebook.com/ewancowiephotography Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #66 July 23, 2005 Quote eeeew. Do you like roast beef with extra mayo? How bout opening a grilled cheese sandwhich with your tongue. That's nasty man. Every time I re-read this post I get mental images that make me cringe like hell. Damn!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #67 July 23, 2005 I had that exact experience. Working 70-80 hrs a week for 7-8 weeks, no day off. I finally get one and "You need to get up, I want you to build a doghouse." at 8am. After 3 hours, I finish. She reviews it and them comes back in to say that it was not what she wanted. I told her to build it herself and she went in the house and called her brother. He came over and built it correctly while listening to her complain about how I never did anything to help her. It is fortunate that I was never sane or I would have gone crazy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grasshopper 0 #68 July 23, 2005 my personal favorite, from recent experience: steal all of his credit card numbers, and then make charges to websites that offer $100 horoscopes, and other intangibles. the credit card companies won't do anything other than reverse the charges and cancel the card, and the companies with the fraudalent charges don't care because it is an intangible product that costs them nothing.________________________________________________________ Abbie drove me to Idaho and all I got was this lousy sigline Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
haymangonzo 0 #69 July 23, 2005 Being born, gives you about a 50% chance! *** Nice to meet you toot! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #70 July 24, 2005 QuoteBeing born, gives you about a 50% chance! Gee, do I detect just a hint of bitterness? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
haymangonzo 0 #71 July 24, 2005 Quote Gee, do I detect just a hint of bitterness? Walt No bitterness, but bichyness *** Nice to meet you toot! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #72 July 24, 2005 This is off on a tangent, but one time in Austin I was walking down a sidewalk and there was a guy walking toward me. He was wearing a t-shirt that proclaimed, "Life is a Bitch and then you Marry One". From the look on his face I surmised that the t-shirt was a true reflection of feelings that came from the deepest reaches of his soul. Kinda' scary. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dixieskydiver 0 #73 July 24, 2005 While we're off topic, my first year at WFFC a guy had on a tshirt that said "Smile if you want to have sex with me" and I want one. Someone help a brother out. Dixie HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez "Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riggerrob 643 #74 July 24, 2005 Yes. Yesterday. It happened at the end of day made miserable by a nasty rash. I spent the morning at the doctor's office, repaired two flat tires on my bicycle, locked the keys in the van and did not get out of the pharmacy until four in the afternoon. I turned down three tandems - potentially $225 - because I was feeling so clumsy and miserable. My only peace was the three hours I spent working on a line kit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #75 July 24, 2005 QuoteWhile we're off topic, my first year at WFFC a guy had on a tshirt that said "Smile if you want to have sex with me" and I want one. Someone help a brother out. Be careful who you wear that shirt around. I know a guy who has an establiished reputation. He was hitting on a girl pretty aggressively. She got teased that she would get a "number". The two guys that were with her started hitting on him and asking to get their "numbers". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
