boinky 0 #1 July 15, 2005 1. We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart? 2. He who laughs last thinks slowest. 3. Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog... Dorothy. 4. Time is what keeps everything from happening at once. 5. I get enough exercise just pushing my luck. 6. Where there's a will, I want to be in it. 7. OK, who stopped payment on my reality check? 8. Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it. 10. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. 11. Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW. 12. Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have. 13. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. 14. Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear. 15. Give me ambiguity or give me something else. 15. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. 16. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 17. Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. 18. There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't. 19. Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kap84 0 #2 July 15, 2005 20. Grow your own dope, plant a man! Karen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #3 July 15, 2005 On the bumper of a beat-up pick-up: 'If, you don't like my driving... stay off the sidewalk!' Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #4 July 15, 2005 Quote20. Grow your own dope, plant a man! ROFLMAO!Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daniel_owen_uk 0 #5 July 15, 2005 "Keep honking whilst I reload" __________________ BOOM Headshot Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BartsDaddy 7 #6 July 15, 2005 This may not be the mayflower but your daughter came across in it. Handguns are only used to fight your way to a good rifle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Kid_Icarus 0 #8 July 15, 2005 It's regional, but still so wrong... "I love Mormon Pussy" great for us in Salt Lake ________________________________________ "What What..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goalie35 0 #9 July 15, 2005 "The I.R.S. : the agency that handicaps the hired" "Warning: your government has determined that freedom is hazardous to your health" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #10 July 15, 2005 "Keep the Earth Clean Its Not Uranus" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Rdy2skydive 0 #11 July 15, 2005 JESUS LOVES YOU, BUT EVERYONE ELSE THINKS YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BGill 0 #12 July 15, 2005 Ignorance is Blissush Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Airbender 0 #13 July 15, 2005 "Eric Rudolph hide and go seek champion" "my karma ran over my dogma" My best friend in high school had this on his orange vw bug "the DEA has my other car" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Ashtanga 0 #14 July 15, 2005 He who goes to bed with itchy ass wakes up with smelly fingers. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SpeedRacer 1 #15 July 15, 2005 A PBS mind in an MTV world. Nuke the unborn gay whales. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #16 July 15, 2005 "Driver carries less than 50.00 in ammunition" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #17 July 15, 2005 On the bumper of a BMW and a woman driver: "I have PMS and a GUN!" Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Skolls081102 0 #18 July 16, 2005 Some of my favorites was: Gun Control Means Using Both Hands. Guns Don't Kill People. Postal Workers Do. You Can Take My Truck, But You'll Have To Get The Keys From My Doberman. The sole intention, is learning to fly.Condition grounded, but determined to try.Can't keep my eyes from the circling skies.Tongue tied and twisted, just an Earth bound misfit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites nate_1979 9 #19 July 16, 2005 Quote"Keep the Earth Clean Its Not Uranus" EARTH FIRST: We'll mine the other planets later! FGF #??? I miss the sky... There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Candy 0 #20 July 16, 2005 Die Tailgater Scum Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Rdy2skydive 0 #11 July 15, 2005 JESUS LOVES YOU, BUT EVERYONE ELSE THINKS YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BGill 0 #12 July 15, 2005 Ignorance is Blissush Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Airbender 0 #13 July 15, 2005 "Eric Rudolph hide and go seek champion" "my karma ran over my dogma" My best friend in high school had this on his orange vw bug "the DEA has my other car" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #14 July 15, 2005 He who goes to bed with itchy ass wakes up with smelly fingers. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #15 July 15, 2005 A PBS mind in an MTV world. Nuke the unborn gay whales. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #16 July 15, 2005 "Driver carries less than 50.00 in ammunition" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #17 July 15, 2005 On the bumper of a BMW and a woman driver: "I have PMS and a GUN!" Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skolls081102 0 #18 July 16, 2005 Some of my favorites was: Gun Control Means Using Both Hands. Guns Don't Kill People. Postal Workers Do. You Can Take My Truck, But You'll Have To Get The Keys From My Doberman. The sole intention, is learning to fly.Condition grounded, but determined to try.Can't keep my eyes from the circling skies.Tongue tied and twisted, just an Earth bound misfit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nate_1979 9 #19 July 16, 2005 Quote"Keep the Earth Clean Its Not Uranus" EARTH FIRST: We'll mine the other planets later! FGF #??? I miss the sky... There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
