Zenister 0 #26 July 14, 2005 we must free our tiny clay brethren!!____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #27 July 14, 2005 For christmas this year i'm decorating an 8ft gnome instead of getting a tree. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jceman 1 #28 July 14, 2005 QuoteQuotewe're pratically overrun by gnomes. I know it's been almost a year, but I'd like to think I'd have noticed a gnome infestation. Is this a new trend, or am I blocking things again? Not sure -- I thinks it's a case of you just not having seen all the gardens -- or you could be blocking. (If I was a betting man ...) Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustaBill 0 #29 July 14, 2005 I work with a guy that looks just like a gnome. Well actually he's a cross between a gnome and Captain Caveman.------------------------------------------------ I've done so much, with so little, for so long I'm now expected to do everything with nothing forever Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adamjenner 0 #30 July 14, 2005 QuoteYou can only post here if you love garden gnomes. They are the best thing ever!! i have 10 of them Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peregrinerose 0 #31 July 14, 2005 Why have a garden gnome when you can have an ever classy pink flamingo? Do or do not, there is no try -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #32 July 14, 2005 http://www.freethegnomes.com/Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #33 July 14, 2005 aren't they free? I mean they are left alone outside. they could easily run off.. unless of course if they are chained down Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #34 July 14, 2005 You people frighten me to the Nth degree. If I had a garden gnome, I would have nightmares about that thing coming to life and killing me. Unless he was the Travelocity gnome. That gnome kicks mad ass. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sangiro 26 #35 July 14, 2005 I'm surprised Kolla isn't all over this thread... Safe swoops Sangiro Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #36 July 14, 2005 QuoteIf I had a garden gnome, I would have nightmares about that thing coming to life and killing me. Kel, you're weird. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #38 July 14, 2005 QuotePOT! Damn girl, you always know what to bring to the party. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #39 July 14, 2005 QuoteDamn girl, you always know what to bring to the party think it was a kettle refrence there sunny... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #40 July 14, 2005 Quotethink it was a kettle refrence there sunny... Yes dear i know that, i was trying to be funny. Guess i failed. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RfukfreeflyingW 0 #41 July 14, 2005 QuoteQuotethink it was a kettle refrence there sunny... Yes dear i know that, i was trying to be funny. Guess i failed. aww keep trying, You'll get it!---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #42 July 14, 2005 Are you shamelessy hitting on me so you can crush me later? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RfukfreeflyingW 0 #43 July 14, 2005 Nah I dont play like that! ---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chronistin 0 #44 July 14, 2005 Quote You can only post here if you love garden gnomes. I particularly like this gnome. this one is creepy.... Chronistin (Home @ http://www.fallschirmspringer.net/) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #45 July 15, 2005 QuoteUnless he was the Travelocity gnome. That gnome kicks mad ass. HELL YEA!!!!!!!!! That little dude is one hard core Gnome.... "I'm calling in backup...." HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #46 July 15, 2005 I found my new avatar!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #47 July 15, 2005 WOW.... I learn somethin new everyday..... QuoteThe first garden gnomes were introduced to the United Kingdom in 1847 by Sir Charles Isham, when he brought 21 terracotta figures back from a trip to Germany and placed them as ornaments in the gardens of his home, Lamport Hall in Northamptonshire. Only one of the original batch of gnomes survives: Lampy as he is known, is on display at Lamport Hall, and is insured for one million pounds. Garden gnomes have become a popular accessory in many gardens, although they are not loved by all. They are often the target of pranks: people have been known to return garden gnomes "to the wild", most notably France's "Front de Liberation des Nains de Jardins" and Italy's "MALAG" (Garden Gnome Liberation Front). Some kidnapped garden gnomes have been sent on trips around the world, passed from person to person and photographed at famous landmarks, with the photos being returned to the owner; this practice is featured in the 2001 French film, Amélie. Garden gnomes were made in various poses and pursuing various pastimes, such as fishing or gardening. More recently, garden gnomes have indulged in indecent exposure or having sex. The Gnomes That scare me are the Underpants Gnomes.... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underpants_GnomesHAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #48 July 15, 2005 Didja hear about the new political activist group that those damn gnomes have formed? It's called GARBAGE - Gnomes Against Random Boobieflashes At Garden Entrances. I think they're jealous cuz they don't have boobies. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RfukfreeflyingW 0 #49 July 15, 2005 Quote I think they're jealous cuz they don't have boobies. well thats a crime. why don't they make gnomes with boobies?---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #50 July 15, 2005 Quotewell thats a crime. why don't they make gnomes with boobies? Some sicko bastard named Clay kept molesting all the gnomes with boobies so they stopped making them. I hear there's still a super secret stash of them in Baghdad though... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
