kelel01 1 #26 July 13, 2005 Boo hiss. I just re-read the applicable post. And to you I say . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #27 July 13, 2005 QuoteIf you mean it won't make them perkier . . . you're wrong. Let's take a picture of our nipples, post them and take a poll who's are perkier.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #28 July 13, 2005 QuoteIf you mean it won't make them perkier . . . you're wrong. or more sensitive!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #29 July 14, 2005 ***He said he's 31, Christian, blah, blah, blah . . . And he knows enough about her that I don't think it's fake or anything. How should I respond? I love my hairdo-er, and I don't want to offend or embarrass him, and ignoring him would just be wrong. Thoughts Quote Hi Kel, E-mail him back and ask a few innocent questions and sign it "Kelly". Then e-mail him back and tell him "Kelly" needs more info (start referring to yourself in the 3rd party.) like "Kelly saw a rabbit shaped cloud this afternoon did you see it?" "Kelly drove to Barneville, Tenn. to see the world's largest collection of bellybutton lint, have you?" "Kelly thinks Pulp Fiction was an exact autobiography of her first life, what were you in your previous life?"etc. If he is still interested after the e-mails then he is either a. Crazy as a fucking bedbug. b. An internet stalker (See a.) c. A really open minded guy that is willing to give you a lot of mental room in a relationship and may have a bazillion dollars laying around that he wants to spend on boogies and new skydiving gear. Roll the dice and good luck."I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wingnut 0 #30 July 14, 2005 QuoteHow should I respond? I love my hairdo-er, and I don't want to offend or embarrass him, and ignoring him would just be wrong. Thoughts? just give him my number and i'll telhim all about you er i mean me, yeah, the conversation would go like this.... "hello" "hi this is hair dude" "hows it going? "good who is this? "it's kelly, i'm sorry my voice is so deep, you probly thouht i was a guy" "yeah, sorry it threw me off for a minute" "no problem, i'm just sitting here playing with my boobs, what are you doing?" "uh, uh, i'm just waching t.v" "oh that sounds fun, i am to, but it's of some donkey porn with middgets, and there is a trapeeze they are swinging from" " uh, uh, uh, i think i need to go, the dog needs let out".... see problem solved........ i just wonder if i could record it and then post it...... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cloudseeker2001 0 #31 July 14, 2005 QuoteMeet for coffee, find out if he's hot, if so, set him up with your good friend, Lesley HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! That is so freakn funny! By the way, all this crap about meeting him for coffee is CHEATING AND ALL OF YOU KNOW IT! "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cloudseeker2001 0 #32 July 14, 2005 QuoteIf you mean it won't make them perkier . . . you're wrong. And when you get sick of those things in your nipples, your nipples will knock down buildings on a hot summer day! This is what happened to my X! And they were damn big to start with! "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jenfly00 0 #33 July 14, 2005 QuoteI got an e-mail from a guy today saying that Sherry (the woman who cuts my hair) told him to e-mail me to "get to know me better". The weird thing is, Sherry knows I'm seeing someone, although perhaps she thought it wasn't a big deal. Question is ...do you think it's a big deal? jen----------------------- "O brave new world that has such people in it". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites christoofar 0 #34 July 14, 2005 Go have coffee with him or lunch, find out what's up. You're in dating mode anyway, no big deal. If he turns out to be a weirdo just cut it short... you're late for your colonic appointment or something. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #35 July 14, 2005 Oh, no, I have NO dating mode. I get very nervous in one-on-one situations until I'm comfortable with someone - guy or girl, co-worker or new friend, etc. I'm getting better about it, but it's still difficult for me. Some people who know me might notice that I always try to get other people to come along wherever I go, so it's not just me and one person. Or I'll go by myself . . . but me + 1 = SCARY! And the point's moot. I'm not really single anymore, unless my drunkass managed to piss/turn him off on the phone last night. And yeah, I'm not allowed to drink anymore. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Buried 0 #36 July 14, 2005 QuoteAnd yeah, I'm not allowed to drink anymore we can't have that! To the bar! Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #37 July 14, 2005 I'll have water and a clove cigarette please. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites peregrinerose 0 #38 July 14, 2005 Personally, I'd be irritated that the hairdresser gave out the email address to begin with without permission. That is a huge HIPPA violation. Do or do not, there is no try -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wingnut 0 #39 July 14, 2005 QuoteI'm not really single anymore, unless my drunkass managed to piss/turn him off on the phone last night. with you kell, it was probly just the oposite........ and as for drinking....... you blaspheme!!!!!!....... god will strike you down, she likes to drink too, hence the wine in catholic churches!!!! ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #40 July 14, 2005 Are people controlled by HIPAA? I think it's only businesses, like doctors' offices and insurance companies. And I'm not concerned with that. People see "poor, unmarried 25-year-old Kelly" and try to set me up ALL THE TIME, mostly through e-mail. The good thing is, it's easy to ignore, and it's very difficult to stalk someone via e-mail. Moreso than with a phone number or God forbid a mailing address, anyway. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites StreetScooby 5 #41 July 14, 2005 Oh, man, that must be hard. I grew up in the deep south. Both my grandmother and great-grandmother were married at 14, first babies at 15.We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Bolas 5 #42 July 14, 2005 I hear ya. I heard this all weekend: (family gathering). Quote You're a smart, handsome man, when are you going to quit skyjumping and get married? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #43 July 14, 2005 I feel your pain. Although my family pays no mind, everyone outside of my family (real and skydiving) seems extremely offended by the thought of an unmarried 25-year-old. Friends, co-workers, and church people (when I went to church) are/were OBSESSED with getting me hooked up for life. I still feel like a child. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chaoskitty 0 #44 July 14, 2005 QuoteI hear ya. I heard this all weekend: (family gathering). Quote You're a smart, handsome man, when are you going to quit skyjumping and get married? Oh wont they be disappointed when you marry a skydiver chick. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #45 July 14, 2005 QuoteI feel your pain. Although my family pays no mind, everyone outside of my family (real and skydiving) seems extremely offended by the thought of an unmarried 25-year-old. Friends, co-workers, and church people (when I went to church) are/were OBSESSED with getting me hooked up for life. I still feel like a child. I'm sorry, you're 25 and they're freaking out? Wow. Sure glad I don't live in the south any more. I'd be sent off to the convent for still being umarried at 34. My family, OTOH, has probably given up on me ever getting married. Good news is, my brother didn't get married till he was 37 and his new wife brought 6 kids from 2 previous marriages to the table. Insta-grandkids! (Actually, I think my mother prefers it that way ... infants bore her to tears!)"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #46 July 14, 2005 Yes, which is just another thing I hate about this God-forsaken region. There are two good things about the south: the weather (which includes nice seasonal changes, but nothing too cold) and Skydive Atlanta. The rest is shit. (Just kidding, and being a bit overemphatic, but seriously . . .) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Bolas 5 #47 July 14, 2005 QuoteOh wont they be disappointed when you marry a skydiver chick. Actually I think at this point they'd be happy if I married a crack whore... but she might skydive. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #48 July 14, 2005 Quotebut she might skydive. Only if you tell her that you have some FAT rocks waiting on her............I mean..........people will pretty much do anything for crack. I have often considered becoming a crack head myself. Think of it..........you could throw all your cares away........except for where you are getting your next rock. Trade in all my concerns for just one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 2 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. 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wingnut 0 #30 July 14, 2005 QuoteHow should I respond? I love my hairdo-er, and I don't want to offend or embarrass him, and ignoring him would just be wrong. Thoughts? just give him my number and i'll telhim all about you er i mean me, yeah, the conversation would go like this.... "hello" "hi this is hair dude" "hows it going? "good who is this? "it's kelly, i'm sorry my voice is so deep, you probly thouht i was a guy" "yeah, sorry it threw me off for a minute" "no problem, i'm just sitting here playing with my boobs, what are you doing?" "uh, uh, i'm just waching t.v" "oh that sounds fun, i am to, but it's of some donkey porn with middgets, and there is a trapeeze they are swinging from" " uh, uh, uh, i think i need to go, the dog needs let out".... see problem solved........ i just wonder if i could record it and then post it...... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #31 July 14, 2005 QuoteMeet for coffee, find out if he's hot, if so, set him up with your good friend, Lesley HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! That is so freakn funny! By the way, all this crap about meeting him for coffee is CHEATING AND ALL OF YOU KNOW IT! "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #32 July 14, 2005 QuoteIf you mean it won't make them perkier . . . you're wrong. And when you get sick of those things in your nipples, your nipples will knock down buildings on a hot summer day! This is what happened to my X! And they were damn big to start with! "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jenfly00 0 #33 July 14, 2005 QuoteI got an e-mail from a guy today saying that Sherry (the woman who cuts my hair) told him to e-mail me to "get to know me better". The weird thing is, Sherry knows I'm seeing someone, although perhaps she thought it wasn't a big deal. Question is ...do you think it's a big deal? jen----------------------- "O brave new world that has such people in it". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christoofar 0 #34 July 14, 2005 Go have coffee with him or lunch, find out what's up. You're in dating mode anyway, no big deal. If he turns out to be a weirdo just cut it short... you're late for your colonic appointment or something. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #35 July 14, 2005 Oh, no, I have NO dating mode. I get very nervous in one-on-one situations until I'm comfortable with someone - guy or girl, co-worker or new friend, etc. I'm getting better about it, but it's still difficult for me. Some people who know me might notice that I always try to get other people to come along wherever I go, so it's not just me and one person. Or I'll go by myself . . . but me + 1 = SCARY! And the point's moot. I'm not really single anymore, unless my drunkass managed to piss/turn him off on the phone last night. And yeah, I'm not allowed to drink anymore. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #36 July 14, 2005 QuoteAnd yeah, I'm not allowed to drink anymore we can't have that! To the bar! Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #37 July 14, 2005 I'll have water and a clove cigarette please. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peregrinerose 0 #38 July 14, 2005 Personally, I'd be irritated that the hairdresser gave out the email address to begin with without permission. That is a huge HIPPA violation. Do or do not, there is no try -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #39 July 14, 2005 QuoteI'm not really single anymore, unless my drunkass managed to piss/turn him off on the phone last night. with you kell, it was probly just the oposite........ and as for drinking....... you blaspheme!!!!!!....... god will strike you down, she likes to drink too, hence the wine in catholic churches!!!! ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #40 July 14, 2005 Are people controlled by HIPAA? I think it's only businesses, like doctors' offices and insurance companies. And I'm not concerned with that. People see "poor, unmarried 25-year-old Kelly" and try to set me up ALL THE TIME, mostly through e-mail. The good thing is, it's easy to ignore, and it's very difficult to stalk someone via e-mail. Moreso than with a phone number or God forbid a mailing address, anyway. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #41 July 14, 2005 Oh, man, that must be hard. I grew up in the deep south. Both my grandmother and great-grandmother were married at 14, first babies at 15.We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #42 July 14, 2005 I hear ya. I heard this all weekend: (family gathering). Quote You're a smart, handsome man, when are you going to quit skyjumping and get married? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #43 July 14, 2005 I feel your pain. Although my family pays no mind, everyone outside of my family (real and skydiving) seems extremely offended by the thought of an unmarried 25-year-old. Friends, co-workers, and church people (when I went to church) are/were OBSESSED with getting me hooked up for life. I still feel like a child. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #44 July 14, 2005 QuoteI hear ya. I heard this all weekend: (family gathering). Quote You're a smart, handsome man, when are you going to quit skyjumping and get married? Oh wont they be disappointed when you marry a skydiver chick. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #45 July 14, 2005 QuoteI feel your pain. Although my family pays no mind, everyone outside of my family (real and skydiving) seems extremely offended by the thought of an unmarried 25-year-old. Friends, co-workers, and church people (when I went to church) are/were OBSESSED with getting me hooked up for life. I still feel like a child. I'm sorry, you're 25 and they're freaking out? Wow. Sure glad I don't live in the south any more. I'd be sent off to the convent for still being umarried at 34. My family, OTOH, has probably given up on me ever getting married. Good news is, my brother didn't get married till he was 37 and his new wife brought 6 kids from 2 previous marriages to the table. Insta-grandkids! (Actually, I think my mother prefers it that way ... infants bore her to tears!)"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #46 July 14, 2005 Yes, which is just another thing I hate about this God-forsaken region. There are two good things about the south: the weather (which includes nice seasonal changes, but nothing too cold) and Skydive Atlanta. The rest is shit. (Just kidding, and being a bit overemphatic, but seriously . . .) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #47 July 14, 2005 QuoteOh wont they be disappointed when you marry a skydiver chick. Actually I think at this point they'd be happy if I married a crack whore... but she might skydive. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #48 July 14, 2005 Quotebut she might skydive. Only if you tell her that you have some FAT rocks waiting on her............I mean..........people will pretty much do anything for crack. I have often considered becoming a crack head myself. Think of it..........you could throw all your cares away........except for where you are getting your next rock. Trade in all my concerns for just one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
