jasonRose 0 #1 July 8, 2005 First we must define sex in a plane. 1) It can't be with yourself 2) You had to complete the entire act. 3) Humans only. Keep the sheep on the ground 4) Plane must be in flight. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #2 July 8, 2005 QuoteFirst we must define sex in a plane. 1) It can't be with yourself 2) You had to complete the entire act. 3) Humans only. Keep the sheep on the ground 4) Plane must be in flight. I've met the first three criteria...and you've crawled around in the aftermath. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jose 0 #3 July 8, 2005 Quote2) You had to complete the entire act. Define "entire" act. Guys or girls? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonRose 0 #4 July 8, 2005 QuoteQuote2) You had to complete the entire act. Define "entire" act. Guys or girls? This might help answer your question. Why do girls fake orgasims? Because they think we care. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonRose 0 #5 July 8, 2005 Quote..and you've crawled around in the aftermath. Blues, Dave EWWWWWWW......... Why did you tell me that. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jose 0 #6 July 8, 2005 Hey, I only guarantee 50% satisfaction with the hoe's. The world's best lover. If speed is important to ya. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #7 July 8, 2005 DUH BUt you dont have to stipulate on the ground after jump hours.. or while flying There has been a LOT of after hoursactivities in the jump planes going back a LOOOOONG Way Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #8 July 8, 2005 QuoteHey, I only guarantee 50% satisfaction with the hoe's. The world's best lover. If speed is important to ya. Hmm, i have a 100% satisfaction guarantee. I am always satisfied. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jose 0 #9 July 8, 2005 So that would be: You guarantee 50% satisfaction, 100% of the time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonRose 0 #10 July 8, 2005 QuoteDUH BUt you dont have to stipulate on the ground after jump hours.. or while flying There has been a LOT of after hoursactivities in the jump planes going back a LOOOOONG Way You wouldn't qualify for the mile high club if your on the ground. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Designer 0 #11 July 8, 2005 Women don't wanna have sex with me on the ground,what makes you think a woman would want me in a plane?(rotflmao) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #12 July 8, 2005 QuoteWho has had sex in a plane??? Me ... but Its really a bit overrated once you've done it.. It's not like something you are eager to get on with again... although if you are on a long trip and you get horny, and are into eachother... well... ya know..a girls gotta do, what a girls gotta do _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #13 July 8, 2005 I have and to make the story even more clasic, it was in a Fokker 100 Did it in the bathroom<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
markd_nscr986 0 #15 July 8, 2005 ***Who has had sex in a plane??? I think the big question around here would be...... Who HASN"T had sex in an aircraftMarc SCR 6046 SCS 3004 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Balls 0 #16 July 8, 2005 Quote...and you've crawled around in the aftermath. wow.... I wish I didn't know that---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fast 0 #17 July 8, 2005 QuoteQuote...and you've crawled around in the aftermath. wow.... I wish I didn't know that About what... 80+% of jump planes?~D Where troubles melt like lemon drops Away above the chimney tops That's where you'll find me. Swooping is taking one last poke at the bear before escaping it's cave - davelepka Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #18 July 8, 2005 QuoteQuote...and you've crawled around in the aftermath. wow.... I wish I didn't know that Trust me, I was neither the first nor the last. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dumpster 0 #19 July 8, 2005 OK I got the first 3, also - But not in a jump plane - Rather in the cockpit of an F-4E while I was stationed in Iceland years back - Interesting body posistions I must say-! Easy Does It Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,072 #20 July 8, 2005 The back seat of a 172 works well. And those planes will fly hands-off forever even without an autopilot. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonRose 0 #21 July 8, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuote...and you've crawled around in the aftermath. wow.... I wish I didn't know that Trust me, I was neither the first nor the last. Blues, Dave Thats it your going to smell my mustard in there next time. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefal 0 #22 July 8, 2005 Nice going Fokker! "Ignorance is bliss" and "Patience is a virtue"... So if you're stupid and don't mind waiting around for a while, I guess you can have a pretty good life! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D22369 0 #23 July 8, 2005 EWWWWWWW......... Why did you tell me that. *** and if you think he is the only one to have used the winged accomidations at our dz........ but it was also on the ground. heheh - enjoy sitting on the cushion next flight Jason...... RoyThey say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kid_Icarus 0 #24 July 8, 2005 Delta flight...somewhere over Iowa. First class bathroom. The looks you get when leaving the lavatory are awesome.... ________________________________________ "What What..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #25 July 8, 2005 QuoteYou wouldn't qualify for the mile high club if your on the ground. Been there done that... C-130 over the Pacific Ocean going to Guam. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
