SpeedRacer 1 #26 July 1, 2005 Spinal Tap: Nigel: "So then, are we going to do "Stonehenge" tonight?" Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
loumeinhart 0 #27 July 1, 2005 "Hey Griswold. Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big? " "Bend over and I'll show you" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bch7773 0 #28 July 1, 2005 napolean dynamite: "Yeah I spent like 3 hours shading your upper lip." MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluheelrtx 0 #29 July 2, 2005 Son, you got a panty on yer head. -- Jason ---- Jason -- Some people never go crazy. What truly boring lives they must lead. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slowfaller 0 #30 July 2, 2005 Nina Blackburn: So, what's the deal about the hats? Ice Cold: Shit, the hats're what it's all about! See, back when we was still slaves, the white man made the black man work in the fields. (Lawrence, Mark Christopher (I)@Tone Def): Word. Heads totally exposed to the sun. Ice Cold: So when the slaves got back from the fields, they was too tired to fight the white man. So what we're sayin' now is: Yo, we got some hats now muh-fuckas! Tasty Taste: And we ain't too tired to bust a cap in yo' ass! --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #31 July 2, 2005 Princess Leia to Chewbacca, "I don't care what it smells like you big oaf, get in there." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Douva 0 #32 July 2, 2005 Quote"What would you do with a million dollars?" "Two chick at one time man." "You can do that without a million dollars. Not all chicks are impressed by money." "The kind of chicks that would double up on a dude like me are."I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RippedCord 0 #33 July 2, 2005 Principal: Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. "Billy Madison" AMDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #34 July 6, 2005 Quoteanother from Tommy Boy: "...who is your favorite lil' rascal? Spanky?" Tommy Boy (in Darth Vader voice) "I AM YOUR FAAAATHER" From Black Sheep: "KILLLLLL WHITEY!!!!!" deathly silence follows... That guy always cracked me up... why does the funniest actors always die early?? I loved John Belushi too... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #35 July 6, 2005 From "Stuck on You" with Greg Kinnear and Matt Damon: GK: (Looking at Crossowrd puzzle) "What's a four letter word for snatch?" MD: "Grab" GK: (While furiously erasing) "Oh..." Another one: GK: Hey Man, feel like typing on your knees? Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
junior_240 0 #36 July 6, 2005 Dude wheres my car - "dude you got a tatoo" "So did you dude, whats mine say" "Dude, Whats mine say" "Sweet, whats mine say" "Duuuddeee, whats mine say" "Sweeeeeeeet, whats mine say" Half baked - "you two have smoke entirely to much weed you've done smoked yourself retarded" Is this really possible?? haha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Peej 0 #37 July 6, 2005 QuoteHalf baked - "you two have smoke entirely to much weed you've done smoked yourself retarded" Is this really possible?? haha Still one of my all time favs! To the horse: "Ah, are you hungry girl?" Fat chick walking past: "Fuck you nigga!" "How long do you think you can last?" "Four, maybe five, hours..." Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #38 July 6, 2005 Quote(Butch & Sundance are running from a posse. They are trying a trick which they hope will throw off the posse.) Butch: "What if this doesn't work?" Sundance: "Don't worry Butch, you're the brains; You'll think of something." Butch: "Thanks! That takes a load off my mind." _________________________________________ After blowing-up the rail car and scattering all the money over half 'a section... Butch to Sundance: "Do you think we used too much dynamite?" Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites HardCorr 0 #39 July 6, 2005 From Golden Child: I I I Want the kniiiiiiiiife.....PLEASE!!!! Turbo was too slow, so we killed him! Vic, after fighting with Turbo: I'll see you on the flightline!The key to being a good teacher, is to be a good listener... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lawrocket 3 #40 July 6, 2005 From History of the World, Part I: Oedipus - "Hey, Josephus!" Josephus - "Hey, motherfucker" Empress Nympho - "Ah, but the servant waits while the master baits." Back to School: Prof. Turgeson - "Remember that thing we had about 30 years ago called that Korean Conflict? Yeah, where we failed to achieve victory? Well, tell me this. How come we didn't cross the 38th parallel, and push those rice eaters back to the Great Wall of China, and TAKE IT APART BRICK BY BRICK, AND NUKE EM INTO A GOD DAMNED MOTHER FUCKING STONE AGE RIVER! HUH? HOW COME? TELL ME WHY! SAY IT! SAY IT!" Thornton Melon - "Okay I'll say it. BEAUSE TRUMAN WAS TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY WIMP TO LET MCCARTHUR GO IN THERE AND NUKE OUT THOSE COMMIE BASTARDS." Turgeson - "Good answer. Good answer! I like the way you think. I'm gonna be watching you." Thornton - "Oh, you left out a bunch of stuff. First you gotta grease the local politicians to prevent those sudden zoning laws from coming up. Then there's a kickback to the carpenter's union. And if you're planning on using any cement in this building, I'm sure the Teamsters would like to have a little chat with ya, and that'll cost ya." Jason - "I've got one friend, Derek. He's got no friends." My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites FreeflyChile 0 #41 July 6, 2005 also from Spinal Tap: "these go to 11" and one i particularly like from Sneakers: "and give him head whenever he wants...be a beacon." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Shotgun 1 #42 July 6, 2005 QuoteSon, you got a panty on yer head. That's a good one. That was a funny movie. One of my favorites, from Pulp Fiction... "Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PLFXpert 0 #43 July 6, 2005 From the movie "Old School" "Oh, it's so good. Once it touches your lips. It's so good" "Hunny, do you think KFC is still open?" "All you have to say is 'earmuffs' and you can say shit, fuck...'cock, balls'" From "American Wedding" "Told you that guy wanted to fuck me" "Everybody wants a piece of the Stiffmeister" "Double LizzyAnthus--Ooo, Oh Ohhhh!" Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Kid_Icarus 0 #44 July 6, 2005 QuoteOh, i just thought of another one from Harold and Kumar. "We aren't going to regular prison, we are going to Federal Pound you in the ass prison." or something like that. I am usually not in my right mind when watching that movie. Another from Harold and Kumar... "I want both you boys in me at the same time." "One hole or two?" "Doesn't matter" "SHOTGUN ANUS!" ________________________________________ "What What..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites thesaint 0 #45 July 7, 2005 From "It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World" Pilot (Mr. Howell from Gilligan's Island) Non Pilot (Buddy Hackett) Pilot: Go make us some more old fashions. Non Pilot: You've already had one that's enough? Pilot: Oh alright I'll make the next round you take the wheel. Now I'll make us some the way dear ol' Dad used to make! Non Pilot: Me take the wheel, but what if something happens? Pilot Nonsence, What can happen to an old fashion? "If a thousand people agree on a dumb ideal, it's STILL a dumb ideal." Skully Bro #1 - POPS# 10440 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 2 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Peej 0 #37 July 6, 2005 QuoteHalf baked - "you two have smoke entirely to much weed you've done smoked yourself retarded" Is this really possible?? haha Still one of my all time favs! To the horse: "Ah, are you hungry girl?" Fat chick walking past: "Fuck you nigga!" "How long do you think you can last?" "Four, maybe five, hours..." Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #38 July 6, 2005 Quote(Butch & Sundance are running from a posse. They are trying a trick which they hope will throw off the posse.) Butch: "What if this doesn't work?" Sundance: "Don't worry Butch, you're the brains; You'll think of something." Butch: "Thanks! That takes a load off my mind." _________________________________________ After blowing-up the rail car and scattering all the money over half 'a section... Butch to Sundance: "Do you think we used too much dynamite?" Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HardCorr 0 #39 July 6, 2005 From Golden Child: I I I Want the kniiiiiiiiife.....PLEASE!!!! Turbo was too slow, so we killed him! Vic, after fighting with Turbo: I'll see you on the flightline!The key to being a good teacher, is to be a good listener... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #40 July 6, 2005 From History of the World, Part I: Oedipus - "Hey, Josephus!" Josephus - "Hey, motherfucker" Empress Nympho - "Ah, but the servant waits while the master baits." Back to School: Prof. Turgeson - "Remember that thing we had about 30 years ago called that Korean Conflict? Yeah, where we failed to achieve victory? Well, tell me this. How come we didn't cross the 38th parallel, and push those rice eaters back to the Great Wall of China, and TAKE IT APART BRICK BY BRICK, AND NUKE EM INTO A GOD DAMNED MOTHER FUCKING STONE AGE RIVER! HUH? HOW COME? TELL ME WHY! SAY IT! SAY IT!" Thornton Melon - "Okay I'll say it. BEAUSE TRUMAN WAS TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY WIMP TO LET MCCARTHUR GO IN THERE AND NUKE OUT THOSE COMMIE BASTARDS." Turgeson - "Good answer. Good answer! I like the way you think. I'm gonna be watching you." Thornton - "Oh, you left out a bunch of stuff. First you gotta grease the local politicians to prevent those sudden zoning laws from coming up. Then there's a kickback to the carpenter's union. And if you're planning on using any cement in this building, I'm sure the Teamsters would like to have a little chat with ya, and that'll cost ya." Jason - "I've got one friend, Derek. He's got no friends." My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FreeflyChile 0 #41 July 6, 2005 also from Spinal Tap: "these go to 11" and one i particularly like from Sneakers: "and give him head whenever he wants...be a beacon." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #42 July 6, 2005 QuoteSon, you got a panty on yer head. That's a good one. That was a funny movie. One of my favorites, from Pulp Fiction... "Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #43 July 6, 2005 From the movie "Old School" "Oh, it's so good. Once it touches your lips. It's so good" "Hunny, do you think KFC is still open?" "All you have to say is 'earmuffs' and you can say shit, fuck...'cock, balls'" From "American Wedding" "Told you that guy wanted to fuck me" "Everybody wants a piece of the Stiffmeister" "Double LizzyAnthus--Ooo, Oh Ohhhh!" Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kid_Icarus 0 #44 July 6, 2005 QuoteOh, i just thought of another one from Harold and Kumar. "We aren't going to regular prison, we are going to Federal Pound you in the ass prison." or something like that. I am usually not in my right mind when watching that movie. Another from Harold and Kumar... "I want both you boys in me at the same time." "One hole or two?" "Doesn't matter" "SHOTGUN ANUS!" ________________________________________ "What What..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thesaint 0 #45 July 7, 2005 From "It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World" Pilot (Mr. Howell from Gilligan's Island) Non Pilot (Buddy Hackett) Pilot: Go make us some more old fashions. Non Pilot: You've already had one that's enough? Pilot: Oh alright I'll make the next round you take the wheel. Now I'll make us some the way dear ol' Dad used to make! Non Pilot: Me take the wheel, but what if something happens? Pilot Nonsence, What can happen to an old fashion? "If a thousand people agree on a dumb ideal, it's STILL a dumb ideal." Skully Bro #1 - POPS# 10440 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
