freeflir29 0 #26 July 5, 2005 Get with the times man............it's all about SQUARE's now! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeemax 0 #27 July 5, 2005 this pizza didn't look like it wanted folding.. for some reason the density of base and toppings meant it was not a folder...Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeemax 0 #28 July 5, 2005 but why are they any better? I've always been able to eat my round perfectly safely. To many new eaters are hurting themselves with square pizza's, just because they dont know what to do with them, but want to look trendy.Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #29 July 5, 2005 Quotethis pizza didn't look like it wanted folding.. for some reason the density of base and toppings meant it was not a folder... Don't be a wuss. The pizza exists only for your pleasure, whether or not it's what the pizza wanted, fold and eat. That's probably why round pizza is better. It's proves it's density by first showing prowess at being a spinner. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #30 July 5, 2005 You shouldn't have to change but sometimes there comes a time when you must accept what is placed in front of you. If the only pizza in 20 square miles is square, and it's yours... and you're hungry... just be prepaired. You've experienced the square and survived. That's a story for the grandkids. Good on you mate. Anyway, congratulations. I hope you don't have to go through that again anytime soon, if ever.My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #31 July 5, 2005 Quotebut why are they any better? I've always been able to eat my round perfectly safely. It's new and more reliable technology. Sure........it takes more user input the result is a safer and more enjoyable eating experience! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #32 July 5, 2005 That's what I thought... pie-r-round! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #33 July 5, 2005 Quotebut why are they any better? I've always been able to eat my round perfectly safely. To many new eaters are hurting themselves with square pizza's, just because they dont know what to do with them, but want to look trendy. You don't know me. You don't know my skills. I may be new to pizza-eating, but I'm better at it than everyone else and I can handle a square even though I don't have much experience. Stop trying to hold me back just because you're jealous that I'm a natural."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #34 July 5, 2005 Quotebut why are they any better? I've always been able to eat my round perfectly safely. They've found that people were poking their eyes out with the traditional slices in a round pizza... They've done several studies on it... I have to agree though.. I don't like the square pizzas because the pieces in the middle DON'T HAVE CRUST Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeemax 0 #35 July 5, 2005 you definately sound like you need to be on a bigger pizza... why's everyone in such a rush nowadays to eat a smaller pizza?Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #36 July 5, 2005 Quote why's everyone in such a rush nowadays to eat a smaller pizza? Have you seen the size of the general American public?My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeemax 0 #37 July 5, 2005 Very true... but trying to eat a smaller pizza too quickly is just going to leave you feeling unfulfilled. Sure you may get away with it the first time, if you eat it straight down. That doesn't mean it will always work for you. why dont people every listen to those who have been eating pizza most of their life?Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChangoLanzao 0 #38 July 5, 2005 Quoteyou definately sound like you need to be on a bigger pizza... why's everyone in such a rush nowadays to eat a smaller pizza? Why? Because eating the larger ones can dangerously increase wing-loading! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #39 July 5, 2005 You want to use a 'potatomasher' hand grenade. *You unscrew the metal cap on the end of the wood handle *You pull on the cord attached to the metal cap *Cord brakes the glass ampule with the chemical fuse - you now have about 5 seconds till detonation *Place the hand grenade under the pizza box *Leave the building expeditiously *After detonation - look for the one patricular bit of pizza that suits your fancy in shape and size. !!!IMPORTANT NOTICE!!! You don't need to heat the pizza up. It will war up from the detonation.jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #40 July 5, 2005 You're lucky they aren't pushing you forward towards ellyptical pizzas just because you are a hot chick! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #41 July 5, 2005 Quoteyou now have about 5 seconds till detonation YMMV............. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #42 July 5, 2005 Clay, what do you want... the chemical fuse is not extremely precise. You have about five seconds. Maybe three...maybe eight... anyway I would not really take my time with the positioniing of the potatoemasher! Run...RUUUUUUUNNNN!!!!!jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeemax 0 #43 July 5, 2005 True... to be honest, i was worried about the Topping loading of the pizza... There was a great deal of meat on it. I'm just glad i managed to handle it this time. If conditions were different though, say for example i had eaten before, i dont think i would have managed.Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #44 July 5, 2005 Quotethanks.... now has anyone got any real advice?? I've just realised i have no square plates... what the hell do i put it on to eat? It may have seemed like a good idea when they made it, all trendy and what not... but shit the bed, the reality is very different. Square pizza? i mean what the fuck?!? Ok I'm crying now...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #45 July 5, 2005 My son needed me and i wasn't around. I'm so sorry boy. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #46 July 5, 2005 QuoteTrue... to be honest, i was worried about the Topping loading of the pizza... If conditions were different though, say for example i had eaten before, i dont think i would have managed. Did you make an upwind or downwind approach on your eating? With a top loading as high as you described, it could have been real messy.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #47 July 5, 2005 Quotewell thanks a fucking bunch. I went with the giant X. The peices were too big too eat comfortably and i got it everywhere. Last time i use your advice Ha ha! You totally fell for it. You brits are so easy to fuck with. SUCKER! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #48 July 6, 2005 QuoteThere was a great deal of meat on it. If there's ANYONE that could handle a GREAT DEAL of MEAT I'd always vote for you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeemax 0 #49 July 6, 2005 wait.. is that a cock reference? Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #50 July 6, 2005 Quotewait.. is that a cock reference? No...........it wasn't...........I was just thinking that you are a skinny guy and skinny people can usually eat a lot. But uhhhh..........I guess you have homosexual tendencies. How does Wendy feel about your gayness and constant thoughts of cocks? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
