Kris 0 #1 June 27, 2005 So I made a fabulous garlic butter pasta with sea scallops and shrimp over angel hair with some salmon then bananas foster for dessert for the girlfriend and myself. Now that dinner was over and I was trying to help clean up the kitchen, I got some dessert sauce on the back of her skirt while cleaning. She told me to leave the kitchen and go play on DZ.com while she cleaned. I should keep her for that one, right?Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeNReN 0 #2 June 27, 2005 dont forget to spill laundry detergent Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #3 June 27, 2005 What is a 'he kitchen"? She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #4 June 27, 2005 QuoteI should keep her for that one, right? Of course...she sounds wonderful. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Kris 0 #5 June 27, 2005 Quotedont forget to spill laundry detergent That's a good idea, Den. I need some laundry done.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Kris 0 #6 June 27, 2005 QuoteWhat is a 'he kitchen"? I fixed it. Dagny's keyboard takes a lot of getting used to.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites eeneR 3 #7 June 27, 2005 QuoteQuoteWhat is a 'he kitchen"? I fixed it. Dagny's keyboard takes a lot of getting used to. Uh huh blaming the keyboard are we??? you just wanna take over her kitchen for yourself...and damnit you had better share some of that banana's foster with me...just dont burn down the kitchen. Maybe it is good thing you couldnt light it at Dag's She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites IanHarrop 42 #8 June 27, 2005 QuoteQuoteWhat is a 'he kitchen"? I fixed it. Dagny's keyboard takes a lot of getting used to. It's probably a left handed keyboard."Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jenfly00 0 #9 June 27, 2005 Quote I got some dessert sauce on the back of her skirt ... What exactly did you have for dessert again?? jen----------------------- "O brave new world that has such people in it". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Kris 0 #10 June 27, 2005 QuoteUh huh blaming the keyboard are we??? you just wanna take over her kitchen for yourself...and damnit you had better share some of that banana's foster with me...just dont burn down the kitchen. Maybe it is good thing you couldnt light it at Dag's Show up at Rantoulio and I'll make sure you get hooked up with some dessert, chica. As for the fire, yeah, you know me and open flames.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Kris 0 #11 June 27, 2005 Quote What exactly did you have for dessert again?? Bananas Foster ----------------- Ingredients: - 1/4 cup (1/2 stick) butter - 1 cup brown sugar - 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon - 1/4 cup banana liqueur - 4 bananas, cut in half lengthwise, then halved - 1/4 cup dark rum - 4 scoops vanilla ice cream Directions: Combine the butter, sugar, and cinnamon in a flambé pan or skillet. Place the pan over low heat either on an alcohol burner or on top of the stove, and cook, stirring, until the sugar dissolves. Stir in the banana liqueur, then place the bananas in the pan. When the banana sections soften and begin to brown, carefully add the rum. Continue to cook the sauce until the rum is hot, then tip the pan slightly to ignite the rum. When the flames subside, lift the bananas out of the pan and place four pieces over each portion of ice cream. Generously spoon warm sauce over the top of the ice cream and serve immediately. Serves FourSky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites eeneR 3 #12 June 27, 2005 QuoteQuoteUh huh blaming the keyboard are we??? you just wanna take over her kitchen for yourself...and damnit you had better share some of that banana's foster with me...just dont burn down the kitchen. Maybe it is good thing you couldnt light it at Dag's Show up at Rantoulio and I'll make sure you get hooked up with some dessert, chica. As for the fire, yeah, you know me and open flames. We shall see..not sure i can justify dropping $60 to go to WFFC when im not jumping right now...but that is still months away.She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Dagny 0 #13 June 27, 2005 Bananas foster....GOOOOOD! Seafood pasta......GOOOOOD! Wine.....GOOOOOOD! Kris let loose in my kitchen with dessert sauce and a lighter...... SCARY!! I'm lucky I still have a kitchen! Seriously, I've never seen such a look of determination while he was handling the lighter. Silly thing didn't realize that he already lit a couple of fires, he didn't need the lighter after all. I've cleaned the kitchen. I've cleaned the skirt. I've padded the walls, I think it can contain even him. Take me, I am the drug; take me, I am hallucinogenic. -Salvador Dali Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymedic 0 #14 June 27, 2005 Quote We shall see..not sure i can justify dropping $60 to go to WFFC when im not jumping right now...but that is still months away. Our wedding is 6 weeks away and that is the first weekend of Rantoul.....it's NOT months babe!!! Marc otherwise known as Mr.Fallinwoman.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DeNReN 0 #15 June 27, 2005 QuoteOur wedding is 6 weeks away and that is the first weekend of Rantoul.....it's NOT months babe!!! You and eeneR are getting married??....damn......and congrats Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RevJim 0 #16 June 27, 2005 Bwahaha! Don't worry, Marc. I won't tell Anne. That fallinwoman might get a bit upset if she finds out her fiance is marrying that hot chica, Renee. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymedic 0 #17 June 27, 2005 yeah...that didn't come out right... I'm a big fan of eener's...but I'm marrying my fav woman in the world... Marc otherwise known as Mr.Fallinwoman.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites swedishcelt 0 #18 June 27, 2005 Aw, you 2 sound so happy, good for you Kris and Dagny. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SpeedRacer 1 #19 June 27, 2005 You should eat her for dessert. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Stacy 0 #20 June 27, 2005 yeah yeah monkey. You forgot to mention to people that you did a mini strip show for us while walking downtown on Thursday. It was great to see you guys! We need to do that more often! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites eeneR 3 #21 June 27, 2005 Quoteyeah...that didn't come out right... I'm a big fan of eener's...but I'm marrying my fav woman in the world... Bwahahahaha...now that was funny. Im trying to look for as much time as possible here to get thru therapy and and and have the xtra cash and stuff Yea I know it is coming up quick...She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Remster 30 #22 June 27, 2005 QuoteI got some dessert sauce on the back of her skirt while cleaning Man.... That has got to be the oldest trick in the book to get a girl out of her clothes... Did it work? Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Kris 0 #23 June 28, 2005 Quoteyeah yeah monkey. You forgot to mention to people that you did a mini strip show for us while walking downtown on Thursday. It was great to see you guys! We need to do that more often! I can't help the strip-tease. It was hot, dammit! It was good to see you and Galen again, too. The Sangria was just what the doc ordered. Mmmm... good stuff! And, Remtard, as for whether it worked... a gentleman never tells.eeneR, Skymedic, if you two hook up, Missy and I are stealing Anne.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #24 June 28, 2005 I'm glad you had such a good time, Kris! Sorry you got that phone call at 1:30 am on Sunday! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Remster 30 #25 June 28, 2005 QuoteSorry you got that phone call at 1:30 am on Sunday! $5 he wasnt sleeping! Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 1 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. 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Kris 0 #5 June 27, 2005 Quotedont forget to spill laundry detergent That's a good idea, Den. I need some laundry done.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #6 June 27, 2005 QuoteWhat is a 'he kitchen"? I fixed it. Dagny's keyboard takes a lot of getting used to.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #7 June 27, 2005 QuoteQuoteWhat is a 'he kitchen"? I fixed it. Dagny's keyboard takes a lot of getting used to. Uh huh blaming the keyboard are we??? you just wanna take over her kitchen for yourself...and damnit you had better share some of that banana's foster with me...just dont burn down the kitchen. Maybe it is good thing you couldnt light it at Dag's She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 42 #8 June 27, 2005 QuoteQuoteWhat is a 'he kitchen"? I fixed it. Dagny's keyboard takes a lot of getting used to. It's probably a left handed keyboard."Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jenfly00 0 #9 June 27, 2005 Quote I got some dessert sauce on the back of her skirt ... What exactly did you have for dessert again?? jen----------------------- "O brave new world that has such people in it". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #10 June 27, 2005 QuoteUh huh blaming the keyboard are we??? you just wanna take over her kitchen for yourself...and damnit you had better share some of that banana's foster with me...just dont burn down the kitchen. Maybe it is good thing you couldnt light it at Dag's Show up at Rantoulio and I'll make sure you get hooked up with some dessert, chica. As for the fire, yeah, you know me and open flames.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #11 June 27, 2005 Quote What exactly did you have for dessert again?? Bananas Foster ----------------- Ingredients: - 1/4 cup (1/2 stick) butter - 1 cup brown sugar - 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon - 1/4 cup banana liqueur - 4 bananas, cut in half lengthwise, then halved - 1/4 cup dark rum - 4 scoops vanilla ice cream Directions: Combine the butter, sugar, and cinnamon in a flambé pan or skillet. Place the pan over low heat either on an alcohol burner or on top of the stove, and cook, stirring, until the sugar dissolves. Stir in the banana liqueur, then place the bananas in the pan. When the banana sections soften and begin to brown, carefully add the rum. Continue to cook the sauce until the rum is hot, then tip the pan slightly to ignite the rum. When the flames subside, lift the bananas out of the pan and place four pieces over each portion of ice cream. Generously spoon warm sauce over the top of the ice cream and serve immediately. Serves FourSky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #12 June 27, 2005 QuoteQuoteUh huh blaming the keyboard are we??? you just wanna take over her kitchen for yourself...and damnit you had better share some of that banana's foster with me...just dont burn down the kitchen. Maybe it is good thing you couldnt light it at Dag's Show up at Rantoulio and I'll make sure you get hooked up with some dessert, chica. As for the fire, yeah, you know me and open flames. We shall see..not sure i can justify dropping $60 to go to WFFC when im not jumping right now...but that is still months away.She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dagny 0 #13 June 27, 2005 Bananas foster....GOOOOOD! Seafood pasta......GOOOOOD! Wine.....GOOOOOOD! Kris let loose in my kitchen with dessert sauce and a lighter...... SCARY!! I'm lucky I still have a kitchen! Seriously, I've never seen such a look of determination while he was handling the lighter. Silly thing didn't realize that he already lit a couple of fires, he didn't need the lighter after all. I've cleaned the kitchen. I've cleaned the skirt. I've padded the walls, I think it can contain even him. Take me, I am the drug; take me, I am hallucinogenic. -Salvador Dali Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymedic 0 #14 June 27, 2005 Quote We shall see..not sure i can justify dropping $60 to go to WFFC when im not jumping right now...but that is still months away. Our wedding is 6 weeks away and that is the first weekend of Rantoul.....it's NOT months babe!!! Marc otherwise known as Mr.Fallinwoman.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeNReN 0 #15 June 27, 2005 QuoteOur wedding is 6 weeks away and that is the first weekend of Rantoul.....it's NOT months babe!!! You and eeneR are getting married??....damn......and congrats Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #16 June 27, 2005 Bwahaha! Don't worry, Marc. I won't tell Anne. That fallinwoman might get a bit upset if she finds out her fiance is marrying that hot chica, Renee. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymedic 0 #17 June 27, 2005 yeah...that didn't come out right... I'm a big fan of eener's...but I'm marrying my fav woman in the world... Marc otherwise known as Mr.Fallinwoman.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #18 June 27, 2005 Aw, you 2 sound so happy, good for you Kris and Dagny. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #19 June 27, 2005 You should eat her for dessert. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #20 June 27, 2005 yeah yeah monkey. You forgot to mention to people that you did a mini strip show for us while walking downtown on Thursday. It was great to see you guys! We need to do that more often! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #21 June 27, 2005 Quoteyeah...that didn't come out right... I'm a big fan of eener's...but I'm marrying my fav woman in the world... Bwahahahaha...now that was funny. Im trying to look for as much time as possible here to get thru therapy and and and have the xtra cash and stuff Yea I know it is coming up quick...She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #22 June 27, 2005 QuoteI got some dessert sauce on the back of her skirt while cleaning Man.... That has got to be the oldest trick in the book to get a girl out of her clothes... Did it work? Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #23 June 28, 2005 Quoteyeah yeah monkey. You forgot to mention to people that you did a mini strip show for us while walking downtown on Thursday. It was great to see you guys! We need to do that more often! I can't help the strip-tease. It was hot, dammit! It was good to see you and Galen again, too. The Sangria was just what the doc ordered. Mmmm... good stuff! And, Remtard, as for whether it worked... a gentleman never tells.eeneR, Skymedic, if you two hook up, Missy and I are stealing Anne.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #24 June 28, 2005 I'm glad you had such a good time, Kris! Sorry you got that phone call at 1:30 am on Sunday! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #25 June 28, 2005 QuoteSorry you got that phone call at 1:30 am on Sunday! $5 he wasnt sleeping! Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
