How about " Have you found my dignity down there?"
Or "Can you write a certified note to my wife, telling her that my head isn't actually up there?"
Or "Can you write a certified note to my wife, telling her that my head isn't actually up there?"
Dagny 0
When my class was learning the art of the prostate exam (
), one guy mistakenly used two fingers instead of one. The "patient" turned around and said thank you! 
Hey, you could take that job if you like the exam enough. Be a paid patient for a medical school. I hear there is a lot of money in it!
It would make for some great stories around the bonfire...
), one guy mistakenly used two fingers instead of one. The "patient" turned around and said thank you!
Hey, you could take that job if you like the exam enough. Be a paid patient for a medical school. I hear there is a lot of money in it!
It would make for some great stories around the bonfire...
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Depends, are you good looking enough for me to rub your butt?
My avatar is pretty close. I'm just slightly more hairy. How do I rate?
50 donations so far. Give it a try.
You know you want to spank it
Jump an Infinity
You know you want to spank it
Jump an Infinity
nws01 0
Going to The Doctor (Going To Lose My Butt Cherry)
Going to the doctor
And I'm gonna lose my butt cherry
Going to the doctor
And I'm gonna lose my butt cherry
Gee I really love you
And I'm gonna lose my butt cherry
Going to the doctor for love
(bow bow bow bow bow)
(bow bow bow bow bow)
My butt is here (ooo-ooo-ooo)
Inside is poo (inside is poo)
And it sings (oh the butt it sings)
Smells like poo (yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Today’s the day (wah-hooo-oooo)
Doc will do what she do (ooo-oooo)
And I'll never have a butt cherry anymore
(bow bow bow bow bow)
(bow bow bow bow bow)
Because we’re
Going to the doctor
And I'm gonna lose my butt cherry
Going to the doctor
And I'm gonna lose my butt cherry
Gee I really love you
And I'm gonna lose my butt cherry
Going to the doctor of love
(bow bow bow bow bow)
(bow bow bow bow bow)
My penis may spring (sri-ii-iing) (it may spring)
The moon will shine (hey hey hey yeah) (the moon will shine)
I’ll be hers (yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah) (I’ll be hers)
And she’ll be mine (oh oh oh oh oh oh oh) (and she’ll be mine)
We’ll love until (we’ll love until) (hey hey hey) (we’ll love until)
The end of time (ooo hooo) (the end of time)
And I’ll never have a butt cherry anymore
(bow bow bow bow bow)
(bow bow bow bow bow)
Because I'm
Going to the doctor
And I'm gonna lose my butt cherry
Going (goin’) to the doctor
And I'm gonna lose my butt cherry
Just thought I would give you a song to sing on the way Deuceypoo!
Going to the doctor
And I'm gonna lose my butt cherry
Going to the doctor
And I'm gonna lose my butt cherry
Gee I really love you
And I'm gonna lose my butt cherry
Going to the doctor for love
(bow bow bow bow bow)
(bow bow bow bow bow)
My butt is here (ooo-ooo-ooo)
Inside is poo (inside is poo)
And it sings (oh the butt it sings)
Smells like poo (yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Today’s the day (wah-hooo-oooo)
Doc will do what she do (ooo-oooo)
And I'll never have a butt cherry anymore
(bow bow bow bow bow)
(bow bow bow bow bow)
Because we’re
Going to the doctor
And I'm gonna lose my butt cherry
Going to the doctor
And I'm gonna lose my butt cherry
Gee I really love you
And I'm gonna lose my butt cherry
Going to the doctor of love
(bow bow bow bow bow)
(bow bow bow bow bow)
My penis may spring (sri-ii-iing) (it may spring)
The moon will shine (hey hey hey yeah) (the moon will shine)
I’ll be hers (yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah) (I’ll be hers)
And she’ll be mine (oh oh oh oh oh oh oh) (and she’ll be mine)
We’ll love until (we’ll love until) (hey hey hey) (we’ll love until)
The end of time (ooo hooo) (the end of time)
And I’ll never have a butt cherry anymore
(bow bow bow bow bow)
(bow bow bow bow bow)
Because I'm
Going to the doctor
And I'm gonna lose my butt cherry
Going (goin’) to the doctor
And I'm gonna lose my butt cherry
Just thought I would give you a song to sing on the way Deuceypoo!
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Depends, are you good looking enough for me to rub your butt?
My avatar is pretty close. I'm just slightly more hairy. How do I rate?
Let me think on that..........................
Okay, even a monkey butt is better then no butt
OMG, I think I'm showing just how desperate I am
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sabre97 0
When she is done, asks if she still has her watch.
jenfly00 0
Tell him, "OK, doc, we're going to work on the trust system. You do your exam, I hold your testicles in my hand. You don't hurt me, I don't hurt you."
jen
jen
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"O brave new world that has such people in it".
"O brave new world that has such people in it".
kbordson 8
QuoteTell him, "OK, doc, we're going to work on the trust system. You do your exam, I hold your testicles in my hand. You don't hurt me, I don't hurt you."
jen
He said his doc was a female.... so what would he be holding in his hands?
Not that girls can't have "figurative" balls... just that ummm.... phenotypically, she shouldn't.
Karen
headoverheels 333
Just tell her you want instructions in doing prostate self-examination.
Typical doctor technique is to be in and out in record time, then leave the room for a minute, in case you get a boner.
Typical doctor technique is to be in and out in record time, then leave the room for a minute, in case you get a boner.
Deuce 1
Ha! Just blood work!
Cholesterol and the new prostate cancer prewhatever and some other stuff.
The doc I had for years is retiring ( a guy I really liked) and they are letting me test-drive this new lady, who's hindu (hindi?), pierced nasal labial fold, red dot on the forehead (I'm not being disrespectful, it's just not a faith I'm real familiar with) really great interpersonal skill and we laughed cause I was so ready for the shocker. She wasn't afraid to touch when making a point, and I like that. Poor Dr.s, knowing how much germ stuff is floating around, and most people only wanting to see them when they are sick. Good handshake, good eye contact, good listener. I think she's a keeper.
Contrary to what people like to think, at Kaiser you get a GP you can actually call on the phone and e-mail and stuff and get to know.
Bitch wouldn't give me the cocaine prescription, but I'm working on her.
Cholesterol and the new prostate cancer prewhatever and some other stuff.
The doc I had for years is retiring ( a guy I really liked) and they are letting me test-drive this new lady, who's hindu (hindi?), pierced nasal labial fold, red dot on the forehead (I'm not being disrespectful, it's just not a faith I'm real familiar with) really great interpersonal skill and we laughed cause I was so ready for the shocker. She wasn't afraid to touch when making a point, and I like that. Poor Dr.s, knowing how much germ stuff is floating around, and most people only wanting to see them when they are sick. Good handshake, good eye contact, good listener. I think she's a keeper.
Contrary to what people like to think, at Kaiser you get a GP you can actually call on the phone and e-mail and stuff and get to know.
Bitch wouldn't give me the cocaine prescription, but I'm working on her.
mouth 0
Sorry I missed the original post but glad everything is ok and you like your new Doc.
Mar and I can still be made available for a butt rub if needed.
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Hot Mama
At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
Mar and I can still be made available for a butt rub if needed.
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Hot Mama
At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
Deuce 1
QuoteSorry I missed the original post but glad everything is ok and you like your new Doc.
Mar and I can still be made available for a butt rub if needed.
Ummm. The need is clear. The window of opportunity is currently closed.
Deuce, your posts make me laugh...in a good way.
Thanks for sharing and glad that your new physician is a keeper!
Thanks for sharing and glad that your new physician is a keeper!
QuoteShe wasn't afraid to touch when making a point, and I like that.
Good Girl!
jenfly00 0
QuoteQuoteTell him, "OK, doc, we're going to work on the trust system. You do your exam, I hold your testicles in my hand. You don't hurt me, I don't hurt you."
jen
He said his doc was a female.... so what would he be holding in his hands?
Not that girls can't have "figurative" balls... just that ummm.... phenotypically, she shouldn't.
Karen
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"O brave new world that has such people in it".
"O brave new world that has such people in it".
So how YOU doin'
Depends, are you good looking enough for me to rub your butt?