bisqit999 0 #1 July 3, 2005 Do not hold in hand. Lay on ground. Light fuse. Get away. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #2 July 3, 2005 The instructions on mine say to Pull pin and throw towards enemy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #3 July 3, 2005 QuoteThe instructions on mine say to Pull pin and throw towards enemy. I want the one that says "Front toward Enemy" QuoteDo not hold in hand. Do not place in butt crack. Lay on ground. Light fuse. Get away. There, fixed that for ya! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #4 July 3, 2005 May contain nuts....... (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #5 July 3, 2005 QuoteMay contain nuts....... MAY ? I would think that it either does or doesn't? Unless you allow someone else to wear your shorts.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #6 July 3, 2005 so who is wearing your shorts?Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #7 July 3, 2005 Quoteso who is wearing your shorts? I'm wearing mine (I was planning to go outside, so I guess I had to get dressed this morning).... but mine are just the cute little girlie shorts and they do NOT say that they "may" contain nuts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #8 July 3, 2005 QuoteQuoteThe instructions on mine say to Pull pin and throw towards enemy. I want the one that says "Front toward Enemy" -Funny you should mention this, that's just what I was thinking...how stupid did they think soldiers are, really?! "Now hold on there, Geeves, which way do we aim the mine? Does the front go towards us, or towards the enemy? Who is it we're trying to blow all to hell again?" Y'know, unfortunately, we did have some in our training platoons that needed help with this concept...the one psycho that I was assigned to coach was one of them for real. I have never been so afraid of a live-fire drill in my life than when she was standing next to me with a rifle in her hands. You just never knew who the voices in her head were going to tell her to take out. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #9 July 3, 2005 QuoteQuoteso who is wearing your shorts? I'm wearing mine (I was planning to go outside, so I guess I had to get dressed this morning).... but mine are just the cute little girlie shorts and they do NOT say that they "may" contain nuts. Well, you *could* go outside nekkid...give the neighbors something to see! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #10 July 3, 2005 Quote -Funny you should mention this, that's just what I was thinking...how stupid did they think soldiers are, really?! "Now hold on there, Geeves, which way do we aim the mine? Does the front go towards us, or towards the enemy? Who is it we're trying to blow all to hell again?" I've always thought it was pretty funny, myself... Quote Y'know, unfortunately, we did have some in our training platoons that needed help with this concept...the one psycho that I was assigned to coach was one of them for real. I have never been so afraid of a live-fire drill in my life than when she was standing next to me with a rifle in her hands. You just never knew who the voices in her head were going to tell her to take out. I think that would *DEFINITELY* be a pucker factor moment, yep!!Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YahooLV 0 #11 July 3, 2005 well, you know, I ALWAYS throw the pin towards my target!http://www.curtisglennphotography.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #12 July 3, 2005 Quotewell, you know, I ALWAYS throw the pin towards my target! He did say that, didn't he..... silly clay. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #13 July 3, 2005 QuoteQuotewell, you know, I ALWAYS throw the pin towards my target! He did say that, didn't he..... silly clay. Cue joke: What do you do if Clay throws a pin at you? -Run like hell because he probably has a grenade stuck in his teeth! Ah, but we luvs our Clay...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #14 July 3, 2005 becareful with that sig line... might tick off HH... ((((ducks grenade toss))))Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dustin19d 0 #15 July 3, 2005 For a good time, pull pin, throw towards anoying civilians, laugh your ass off. NOTE: ONLY DO THIS WITH THE FLASHBANG VARIETY! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
