grue 1 #1 June 27, 2005 I'm head lifeguard at one of the city pools, and I was calling another pool to have the manager over there bring my keys over. Apparently, right as the phone was to ring on their end, some kid was picking up the business phone to call home or somesuch, and when he didn't get a dial tone, he goes "Hello?", to which I responded by using the most demonic voice I could to state: "I'm going to eat your soul!" He screamed and slammed the phone down. Am I a bad person? cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coconutmonkey 0 #2 June 27, 2005 So what wine goes with soul?Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #3 June 27, 2005 QuoteSo what wine goes with soul? Fermented Will To Live berries.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #4 June 27, 2005 I scare little kids all the time. But it's usually when I yell Stop NOW in Arabic and point my weapon at them. They all have so far. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #5 June 27, 2005 Soul eating's funny. Pointing your gun at some kid and shouting just doesn't have me laughing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #6 June 27, 2005 QuotePointing your gun at some kid and shouting just doesn't have me laughing. Me either...........it's just that those little shit heads are JUST as capable of pulling a pin on a grenade and tossing it as their older shithead cousins. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #7 June 27, 2005 yea those little ones are misguided and need educated... they are capable of some wicked crap having seen alot in afghanistanLeroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #8 June 27, 2005 we faced the same thing in Viet Nam....we were vilified for it but WTF...would you rather die at the hands of a grownup or a kid....your choice.... You who have negative comments about this.....enlist NOW.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #9 June 27, 2005 point or be pointed !!http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #10 June 27, 2005 I sort of scolded a little girl for tormenting my dog while Karma was in her kennel this weekend... I didn't intend it to come out like it did... but what she was doing wasn't very nice and I yell at my friends when they do it... I felt so bad afterwards... ... I should've been more considerate... Scott btw: yes Grue you're an evil person... ... ScottLivin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #11 June 27, 2005 QuoteI sort of scolded a little girl for tormenting my dog while Karma was in her kennel this weekend... I didn't intend it to come out like it did... but what she was doing wasn't very nice and I yell at my friends when they do it... I felt so bad afterwards... ... I should've been more considerate... Scott btw: yes Grue you're an evil person... ... Scott Yea well it is those same lil kids that torment the dogs, then get bit by a not so well trained dog, then mommy and daddy sue you or the DZ and want the dog put down.. All because lil sally thought it was ok to stick her fingers in the dogs nose, pull its tail and ears...sigh. Sorry, I have to say you did the right thing, better you "scolding" her then the dog. There are times though that I really wish my two would give some of these kids a "What for" but nooo they run behind me and make me deal with the kid that is what I get for training them right as to who is boss She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #12 June 27, 2005 QuoteSoul eating's funny. Pointing your gun at some kid and shouting just doesn't have me laughing. So is this "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chivo 0 #13 June 27, 2005 Well, you have 666 posts at this time... I'd say that's a sign! ~Chivo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #14 June 27, 2005 Quote Yea well it is those same lil kids that torment the dogs, then get bit by a not so well trained dog, then mommy and daddy sue you or the DZ and want the dog put down.. All because lil sally thought it was ok to stick her fingers in the dogs nose, pull its tail and ears...sigh. Sorry, I have to say you did the right thing, better you "scolding" her then the dog. I understand what your saying... in fact when I apologized to the little girl for sticking the ball she had between the bars of the kennel... Mom told me that I wasn't out of line saying it... Karma really is very well behaved in her kennel... and has never shown any sort of agressive behavior. She still has a tendancy to "mouth" people a habit that I'm working hard to replace with kissing from a seated position... but I know what you mean.Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adamjenner 0 #15 June 27, 2005 QuoteI'm head lifeguard at one of the city pools, and I was calling another pool to have the manager over there bring my keys over. Apparently, right as the phone was to ring on their end, some kid was picking up the business phone to call home or somesuch, and when he didn't get a dial tone, he goes "Hello?", to which I responded by using the most demonic voice I could to state: "I'm going to eat your soul!" He screamed and slammed the phone down. Am I a bad person? bwhaha i'd buy you a case of beer for that one Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
