highfly 0 #1 June 26, 2005 Dont fuck with bubbles. http://www.petmonkey.info/testimonials.htm www.myspace.com/durtymac Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rookie120 0 #2 June 26, 2005 WOW, thats some serious injuries. I didnt think those kind of monkeys were that big. The only ones I have seen though was at the zoo but it looks like they can deliver a real ass rippin. I'll stick with a German Shepherd for my pet.If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jose 0 #3 June 27, 2005 I fucking hate monkeys. There would be no better pleasure than shooting those little fuckers out of trees all day long. Especially howler monkeys. Shotguns for them. I have no reasoning for this whatsoever. I have always hated them, and I have no idea why. Vile little fuckers they are. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #4 June 27, 2005 Let's not forget what happened to the dude in Bakersfield a couple of months ago. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coconutmonkey 0 #5 June 27, 2005 That's odd... Usually they just show up at your door asking "We are here, give us your beer!" Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrEaK_aCcIdEnT 0 #6 June 27, 2005 one of my dads friends had one and we were on the lake boating. damn thing jumped out of my dads arms, ran up the back of my leg bit me but didnt break the skin. then jumped in the water. stupid monkey... couldnt even swim. almost drown had it not been for the ore. but once back in the boat being saved it setteled down. all i had was a briuse and small lil blood spot under the skin. it still had all of its teeth. I wouldnt own one! ExPeCt ThE uNeXpEcTeD! DoNt MiNd ThE tYpOs, Im LaZy On CoRrEcTiOnS! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #7 June 27, 2005 What dumbass would keep a monkey as a pet? Darwinism at it's best. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
britboynz 0 #8 June 27, 2005 Loved the bit where it goes on about the implications of having a monkey as a pet: Are You Tolerant, Flexible, Prepared? Other behaviors which can require tolerance include male and female masturbating, same sex mounting, scratching of genital areas, displaying erections or monkeys copulating in front of an audience. Sounds a LOT like skydivers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #9 June 27, 2005 QuoteOther behaviors which can require tolerance include male and female masturbating, same sex mounting, scratching of genital areas, displaying erections or monkeys copulating in front of an audience. Certainly sounds like a good Friday night at the DZ. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
