turtlespeed 226 #1 June 21, 2005 Martini - and get your minds out of the f ing gutter - This is the new IMPROVED turtle! I swaerI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #2 June 21, 2005 bulshit ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #3 June 21, 2005 QuoteMartini - and get your minds out of the f ing gutter - This is the new IMPROVED turtle! I swaer seems not improved enough. my description Grey Goose, on the rocks. that is all. Oh wait, thats just good vodka!!! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #4 June 21, 2005 QuoteQuoteMartini - and get your minds out of the f ing gutter - This is the new IMPROVED turtle! I swaer seems not improved enough. my description Grey Goose, on the rocks. that is all. Oh wait, thats just good vodka!!! Umm - you forgot Vermouth - NecessityI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #5 June 21, 2005 Quotebulshit I am with wingi here, but one more "L"... Bullshit! She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #6 June 21, 2005 Wet or Astroglide. Oh wait... I mean Grey Goose or Ketel One and an olive. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tfelber 0 #7 June 21, 2005 Fill your glass with shaved ice and cover with water. Take two to three olives and remove the pimentos. Stuff the olives with blue cheese and place a toothpick through them. Fill your shaker about half full with medium-sized chunks of ice, pour about a shot glass of vermouth over the ice and then dump it. Pour enough Stoli's to cover the rest of the ice and shake, shake, shake. Dump the ice from the glass and pour in the contents of the shaker. Place the olive skewer in the glass. You now have one of the best drinking, best tasting Martinis ever made!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hottamaly 1 #8 June 21, 2005 Red apple martini Crown royal, sour apple and cranberry. Yum..... Skydiving gave me a reason to live I'm not afraid of what I'll miss when I die...I'm afraid of what I'll miss as I live Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #9 June 21, 2005 I like my Martini's - just like I like my women - strait up and just a little dirty.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #10 June 21, 2005 QuoteI like my Martini's - just like I like my women - strait up and just a little dirty. Just a little? You lie! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beerlight 0 #11 June 21, 2005 QuoteFill your glass with shaved ice and cover with water.Quote water??? I definitely don't know jack about making a martini..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #12 June 21, 2005 Quote Just a little? You lie! Nuh UhnI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #13 June 22, 2005 That sounds GOOD. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #14 June 22, 2005 QuoteThat sounds GOOD. so - if you kiss a barbie - does that make you a . . . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites tfelber 0 #15 June 22, 2005 While typing all I could think of was "I'm going home to make one!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bob.dino 1 #16 June 22, 2005 What do you mean when you say "dump it"? /not an experienced cocktail maker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #17 June 22, 2005 QuoteThat sounds GOOD. so - if you kiss a barbie - does that make you a . . . . . A what? Hey Clint, are you eating Frenchy in your avatar? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites swedishcelt 0 #18 June 22, 2005 Are you a tipsy turtle again tonight? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites flyangel2 2 #19 June 22, 2005 Ugh, I hate Martinis. Lisa turned me on to a great drink. Vanallia Vodka in Orange Kool Aid. It's get to take on camping trips.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sen.Blutarsky 0 #20 June 22, 2005 Well, a "quasi" martini: 1/3 good quality gin 1/3 sweet Vermouth 1/3 Campari Shaken, not stirred! Add a lemon twist and enjoy. Nigh impossible to mess up. Official name: a Negroni. Excellent with rich olive oil-based appetizers in prelude to fine Italian dining. Yum. Blutarsky 2008. No Prisoners! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites tfelber 0 #21 June 22, 2005 Dump it out. It's only to chill the glass. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Slappie 9 #22 June 22, 2005 QuoteWet or Astroglide. Oh wait... I mean Grey Goose or Ketel One and an olive. Astroglide --- My martooni when made at home is Grey Goose, olive & splash of dry vermouth. As you all should know a martini is made with gin not vodka. It can be made with vodka, but it's then called a "vodka martini". Then you can go this route... (actually some I'd like to try) Absinthe Martini Ingredients: 2 oz Gin or Vodka 1/2 oz Dry Vermouth 1/8 tsp Absinthe Mixing instructions: Stir well with ice. Strain into a prechilled cocktail glass. Very pleasant with an onion stuffed olive. Some bartenders pour a soucon of Absinthe into the glass, swirl it around and then add the martini. _____ Or this sounds yummy. Absinthe Minded Martini Ingredients: 3 oz Gin (Bombay Sapphire) (can be substituted with your faveorite vodka) 1/2 oz Absinthe (Mari Maryans Absenta) 1/2 oz Grand Marnier Dry Vermouth 1 Orange peel Mixing instructions: Properly chill 1 cocktail glass. In mixing glass with ice, pour gin and absinthe, and stir. In your cocktail glass, roll 1/2 oz of dry vermouth and throw away the excess. Strain other ingredients into cocktail glass and float 1/2 oz of grand marnier over top. Garnish with orange peel. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites swedishcelt 0 #23 June 22, 2005 Et tu Slappie? *sigh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lawrocket 3 #24 June 22, 2005 The Tequila Martini: 2 ounces of moderate quality tequila (not great stuff - it's a waste) Splash of vermouth Stir it (without fruit juice, alcohol should be stirred) Strain over ice into chilled martini glass Garnish with lemon twist. Fantastic! My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites swedishcelt 0 #25 June 22, 2005 I think I have found a new drink!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. 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turtlespeed 226 #12 June 21, 2005 Quote Just a little? You lie! Nuh UhnI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #13 June 22, 2005 That sounds GOOD. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #14 June 22, 2005 QuoteThat sounds GOOD. so - if you kiss a barbie - does that make you a . . . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tfelber 0 #15 June 22, 2005 While typing all I could think of was "I'm going home to make one!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 1 #16 June 22, 2005 What do you mean when you say "dump it"? /not an experienced cocktail maker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #17 June 22, 2005 QuoteThat sounds GOOD. so - if you kiss a barbie - does that make you a . . . . . A what? Hey Clint, are you eating Frenchy in your avatar? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #18 June 22, 2005 Are you a tipsy turtle again tonight? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #19 June 22, 2005 Ugh, I hate Martinis. Lisa turned me on to a great drink. Vanallia Vodka in Orange Kool Aid. It's get to take on camping trips.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sen.Blutarsky 0 #20 June 22, 2005 Well, a "quasi" martini: 1/3 good quality gin 1/3 sweet Vermouth 1/3 Campari Shaken, not stirred! Add a lemon twist and enjoy. Nigh impossible to mess up. Official name: a Negroni. Excellent with rich olive oil-based appetizers in prelude to fine Italian dining. Yum. Blutarsky 2008. No Prisoners! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tfelber 0 #21 June 22, 2005 Dump it out. It's only to chill the glass. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #22 June 22, 2005 QuoteWet or Astroglide. Oh wait... I mean Grey Goose or Ketel One and an olive. Astroglide --- My martooni when made at home is Grey Goose, olive & splash of dry vermouth. As you all should know a martini is made with gin not vodka. It can be made with vodka, but it's then called a "vodka martini". Then you can go this route... (actually some I'd like to try) Absinthe Martini Ingredients: 2 oz Gin or Vodka 1/2 oz Dry Vermouth 1/8 tsp Absinthe Mixing instructions: Stir well with ice. Strain into a prechilled cocktail glass. Very pleasant with an onion stuffed olive. Some bartenders pour a soucon of Absinthe into the glass, swirl it around and then add the martini. _____ Or this sounds yummy. Absinthe Minded Martini Ingredients: 3 oz Gin (Bombay Sapphire) (can be substituted with your faveorite vodka) 1/2 oz Absinthe (Mari Maryans Absenta) 1/2 oz Grand Marnier Dry Vermouth 1 Orange peel Mixing instructions: Properly chill 1 cocktail glass. In mixing glass with ice, pour gin and absinthe, and stir. In your cocktail glass, roll 1/2 oz of dry vermouth and throw away the excess. Strain other ingredients into cocktail glass and float 1/2 oz of grand marnier over top. Garnish with orange peel. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #23 June 22, 2005 Et tu Slappie? *sigh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #24 June 22, 2005 The Tequila Martini: 2 ounces of moderate quality tequila (not great stuff - it's a waste) Splash of vermouth Stir it (without fruit juice, alcohol should be stirred) Strain over ice into chilled martini glass Garnish with lemon twist. Fantastic! My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #25 June 22, 2005 I think I have found a new drink!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
