jceman 1 #1 June 21, 2005 CBS is airing this program tonight -- a long one, 2000-2300. I think it will be a fun watch and if it is like any of their other "list" shows, cure to generate some controversy among movie buffs. All the usual suspects have been rounded up and some of the winners are most predictable, though their placement should be interesting. I said all this so I could ask all y'all this ($ to Ron White): What movie lines should be on the list but won't because of PC? I'll give the first one: "Golly, Mr. Lamar, you use your mouth prettier 'n a $25 whore!" -- Boss Taggert, Blazing Saddles Discuss please. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #2 June 22, 2005 "Hell, for $20 i'll call the guy a chickenfucker!" Took me a while but i finally got one! Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #3 June 22, 2005 QuoteAll the usual suspects have been rounded up I think that was number 40ish or so... Well, more " Round up the usual suspects"Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #4 June 22, 2005 1. "Just hang loose blood. That momma gonna git you on da rebound wid da med-side." "What it is, big momma, my momma don' raise no dummies, I dug her rap." "Cut me some slack, Jack. Chump don' want de help, chump don' git de help. Jive ass dude ain't got no brains, anyhow." - a classic exchange between June Cleaver and Jive Man #2 in Airplane. 2. Dirty Harry had loads of them - DiGiorgio's response to Chico's question, "Why do they call him Dirty Harry?" - Harry: "Nothing. Just two kids in the park naked." Chico - "Girls or boys?" - Scorpio: "Every penny's worth you black son of a bitch" 3. Anything from Blazing Saddles. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #5 June 22, 2005 Why dio I have to be Mr. Pink...? Resivour Dogs ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #6 June 22, 2005 "...and you two motherfuckers need Jesus!!" - Fat lady (Bad Boys 2)__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #7 June 22, 2005 I fell asleep last night and missed it. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #8 June 22, 2005 QuoteI fell asleep last night and missed it. There it is: http://afi.com/tvevents/100years/quotes.aspx#listRemster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #9 June 22, 2005 I can't beleive i'm saying this but THANK YOU remi. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #10 June 22, 2005 Fun list, but they left off sooooo many classic lines (even ones that are politically correct). Oh, well, the AFI lists are seldom complete, but they're fun!"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fallingchip 0 #11 June 22, 2005 I can't believe "Yippi Ka Yae Mother Fucker" or "Where all the white women at" wasn't in there!______________________________________________ "A radical man is a man with both feet firmly planted in the air." -Franklin Delano Roosevelt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #12 June 22, 2005 QuoteFun list, but they left off sooooo many classic lines (even ones that are politically correct). Not a single line from Blue Velvet, or Repo Man! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #13 June 23, 2005 I can't believe my sigline didn't make the list. It's a quote from the greatest movie ever. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FreeflyChile 0 #14 June 23, 2005 [ Not a single line from Blue Velvet, or Repo Man! --- what about our relationship? -- fuck that! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoseFallDown 0 #15 June 23, 2005 QuoteNot a single line from Blue Velvet DON'T make me send you a LOVE LETTER! ShimonA! Woo-Hooo!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #16 June 23, 2005 *Ace Ventura Voice* Gee Aguatto, first i'd establish motive, in this case the killer saw the size of the bugs DICK and became insanely jealous, then i'd lose 50 pounds PORKIN' his wife!*Ace Ventura Voice* God i love that movie... Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Duckwater 0 #17 June 23, 2005 "I have a pool, and a pond, the pond would be good for you".... Ty Webb (Chevy Chase) Caddy Shack Navin R. Johnson: "Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it. " -- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #18 June 24, 2005 "Would you say that I have a PLETHORA of pinatas?" -El Guapo in The Three Amigos "Are you the singing bush?" (bush singing)"...EXCUSE ME!! ARE YOU THE SINGING BUSH??? HEY!!!! (bush keeps singing dumb songs)...."Forget it. My guess is this is probably the Singing Bush." -Steve Martin, The Three Amigos Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivadee 0 #19 June 24, 2005 Snatch Turkish " Whats that tucked in your belt tommy?" Tommy " Its me Gun Turkish" Turkish " Why do you have a gun Tommy" Tommy" For protection Turkish" Turkish " Protection ! Who from Zee Germans......" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
