freeflir29 0 #1 June 21, 2005 And haven't had any sun except for the farmer's tan in years. DON'T stay out for 40 minutes on the first day. Yes...........I am a dumbass. I did 40-50 minutes on the front side and 30-40 on the back. I'm not in bad pain but it is uncomfortable. I'm ecstatic that I shouldn't need to put my body armor on today. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #2 June 21, 2005 QuoteAnd haven't had any sun except for the farmer's tan in years. DON'T stay out for 40 minutes on the first day. Yes...........I am a dumbass. I did 40-50 minutes on the front side and 30-40 on the back. I'm not in bad pain but it is uncomfortable. I'm ecstatic that I shouldn't need to put my body armor on today. I can't expose my lovely ivory skin to any more than 5 minutes at a time in a tanning bed. I think a middle east tour is out of the question... 40 minutes at that latitude...geesh...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #3 June 21, 2005 Aloe vera is your new bestest friend!! (feels good and it makes the char smell of the sunburn skin better) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #4 June 21, 2005 QuoteAloe vera is your new bestest friend!! Oh cool..............I'll just pop over to the CVS Pharmacy around the corner and pick some up. Luckily I have some Vaseline Intensive care lotion with Vitamin E and minerals. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #5 June 21, 2005 Quote Oh cool..............I'll just pop over to the CVS Pharmacy around the corner and pick some up. Luckily I have some Vaseline Intensive care lotion with Vitamin E and minerals. What? You don't have an Osco right down the road? But lucky you to have coincidentally remembered your vaseline. Karen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #6 June 21, 2005 QuoteBut lucky you to have coincidentally remembered your vaseline. Can't go into combat without that. Speaking of......I just saw a HOT chick down at the little store around the corner. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #7 June 21, 2005 You're Baaaaaaaaaad. (oh wait, there are no sheep over there - unless you brought them with the vaseline) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #8 June 21, 2005 4 posts before a sunburn thread turned into a sex thread... Too bad you don't have an aloe plant....fresh, out-of-the-leaf juice works wonders. I would suggest your nearest Pike's nursery... My guess would be that if anyone sent you one, it would be confiscated as a drug shipment...My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanda965 0 #9 June 21, 2005 QuoteAnd haven't had any sun except for the farmer's tan in years. DON'T stay out for 40 minutes on the first day. Yes...........I am a dumbass. I did 40-50 minutes on the front side and 30-40 on the back. I'm not in bad pain but it is uncomfortable. I'm ecstatic that I shouldn't need to put my body armor on today. Yikes! You say you aren't in pain yet, but I can feel your pain already I normally tan easily, but laid out for 90 minutes (no prior sun) here in Ohio with no sunscreen and defnitely felt the effects. Nearly 2 weeks later and I am still peeling! Could hardly get by wearing a bra, but trying to put on all that gear you pry have to wear- yikes, you will be on fire- good luck!Blue skies and SAFE landings! ~Amanda~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #10 June 21, 2005 I never burn. Being 1/4 Cherokee has it's advantages. Lobster-boy!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #11 June 21, 2005 I had a summer job in college renting sailboats. I would meet people from Canada (Land of the Pasty Flesh) who were "only going to be in Florida for a week and needed their tan completed today". People continue to toast long after they leave the sun. If a person waits until they are lobster red before leaving the sun, they will be suffering later. It was really difficult to get people to believe that 3 hours was way too much the first day. "You live here? I can ask you... Oh wait, that's not what I wanted to hear... never mind..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #12 June 21, 2005 QuoteLuckily I have some Vaseline TMI Clay....Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #14 June 21, 2005 Quoteoh wait, there are no sheep over there - unless you brought them with the vaseline Oh there are SHIT LOADS in this area of the country. I was in amazement the other day. I was hauling ass down a divided 4 lane road and there was a sheep herder in the median........WITH all his sheep. Somehow they are able to herd them really well. He was holding them back out of the traffic somehow. They were just in a big group standing there.......I guess waiting on his signal to cross. It was nuts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #15 June 21, 2005 Are you kidding? He was waiting for you to get there so he could pimp his flock. And you didn't stop... now that's a professional! Way to stay on focus! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #16 June 21, 2005 Quotenow that's a professional! Way to stay on focus! That's why they pay me the big bucks. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #17 June 21, 2005 Glad you didn't burn anything important. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #18 June 21, 2005 QuoteQuotenow that's a professional! Way to stay on focus! That's why they pay me the big bucks. Atta boy! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #19 June 21, 2005 QuoteGlad you didn't burn anything important. No doubt..............I had considered sunbathing naked but thought better of it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
