RoysPlayThing 0 #1 June 20, 2005 ...If he'd bought a Pilot... Ballsack wanted a closer picture of himself out in the landing area at Byron... well, He got a closer picture all right... smacked himself silly into the hard dirt.. which popped him back up only to smack him back down (on his feet this time) which sprained a muscle in his leg. Oh.. He's okay... he limped off the landing area with a bruised ego, and a free lesson learned.. but now he has this great picture of himself.. .. Is he smiling? As you can see in the first and second one... this didn't feel too good.. The third one shows the hight he got from the bounce... ouch! BTW... Alan! I know you lurk on here... It was not my boobies that got him into this mess, He said so... So quit blaming the photographers Boobs. _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cornholio 0 #2 June 20, 2005 umm.... LOL!!! Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #3 June 20, 2005 you know what they say... "If you are gonna be stupid, you'd better be tough.." good thing Ballsack is tough! chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #4 June 20, 2005 Quoteyou know what they say... "If you are gonna be stupid, you'd better be tough.." good thing Ballsack is tough! ummm... I didn't quite get that.. what is "tough" craig or his ballsack? .. and if the second applies...how is it you know this? _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vdschoor 0 #5 June 20, 2005 It's a damn sexy looking canopy if I may comment on this one.. He called me earlier, and his leg is fine.. if he's not using it.. He got lucky, this could have been pretty serious... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #6 June 20, 2005 ehh.. he screwed up (as most of us have) and got a cheap lesson.. Teasing him about it is good.. it helps him remember.. Not that his torn new jumpsuit, stiff left leg and scraped right knee won't remind him also.. but the fact is, he's fine, so we can tease, make fun, whatever. It's also in relief that our amazing little buddy is okay. If he'd have gotten seriously hurt (as he was quite close to doing), I don't think anyone would be laughing. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #7 June 21, 2005 Yeah... and in case you are someone that doesn't know Craig... He is new to these forums.. but not to our dropzone... Here is "ballsack" and the few posts he's made very recently---> http://dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?do=search_results&search_forum=all&search_string=&search_type=AND&search_fields=sb&search_time=&search_user_username=ballsack&sb=score&mh=25 ... and thus this is why he gets teased. _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #8 June 21, 2005 My usual reaction is: "Are you ok?" "Are you sure?" "That looked pretty bad, just stay still for a second." "Well, you seem ok." "Man, that was f---in hilarious. You are such an idiot." To tell ya the truth, the "photographers boobs" would be a pretty easily defendable alibi. (unless it was chopchops. ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marks 0 #9 June 21, 2005 Quoteand a free lesson learned.. i've had a couple of those. then a few reminders of those.... just remember them and NEVER forget..... yes.... you CAN die.... thank god i've been lucky. but it isnt all luck.. im SCARED.!!!!...lol... glad your ok dude.. ego's are from within, harder to deal with then from the outside!. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #10 June 21, 2005 Nice job dumb ass.... out there in tevas.. and all the soot.... sheesh.. some peoples kids.... Get well soon.. you gotta be able to run out those landings in just 4 weeks at LP Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
genoyamamoto 0 #11 June 21, 2005 I think it was more your cleavage rather than your boobies that got his attention. Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me Feel the hate... Photos here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #12 June 21, 2005 QuoteI think it was more your cleavage rather than your boobies that got his attention. If we could only hear his thoughts in those moments. "Oh yeah...........hookin the shit out of it. Oh look.....Wow.......boobies........MMMMMM. Oh shit! Ground..........OW.........Oh fuck! My Shoe! Crap......Mmmmmm..........boobies..........." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #13 June 21, 2005 QuoteQuoteI think it was more your cleavage rather than your boobies that got his attention. If we could only hear his thoughts in those moments. "Oh yeah...........hookin the shit out of it. Oh look.....Wow.......boobies........MMMMMM. Oh shit! Ground..........OW.........Oh fuck! My Shoe! Crap......Mmmmmm..........boobies..........." ummm... hey! did I not say my boobies had nothing to do with it? ... besides, here at Byron there are many boobies to look at.. mine just happened to be in the landing area... apparently, at the wrong time. _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #14 June 21, 2005 Quotemine just happened to be in the landing area Yes..............those should be listed in the first jump course along with the other landing hazards. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #15 June 21, 2005 QuoteI think it was more your cleavage rather than your boobies that got his attention. Hush! hush now my little Yamamoto.... Cleavage is very over rated... especially in these times... Have you seen the new protocols in Larger breast innovations? _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
