Test for Dementia

[kelel01 1]

Take this test and see how you do.

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OK, relax, clear your mind and... begin.

WELL MAYBE NOT THAT CLEAR!


1. What do you put in a toaster?







Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread," go to Question 2.





2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?










Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate such as Children's World. If you said "water" then proceed to Question #3.



3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?







Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks," what the devil are you still doing here reading these questions????? If you said "glass," then go on to Question 4.




4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany.) Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"?









Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors.

If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. If you said, "Don't bury the survivors", then proceed to the next question.




5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?








Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!

Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!!




Now pass this along to all your "smart friends" and hope they do better than you did.

PS: 95% of people fail in most of the questions!!

[MochaSkyChick 0]

For some reason on the Brick one I said the Green House was made out of Gricks.

PMS #62
Zarza R[red

[IanHarrop 42]

But cows do drink milk or at least baby cows do.
And houses made out of green bricks would be green houses.
Why in hell would I be driving a bus?

"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy

[kelel01 1]

Sharon . . . I think for that you deserve a special award named after you. From now on, the most demented people shall be given "The Sharon Award".

Edit: And you're the first recipient.

[Amanda965 0]

Do you have that in email form that you could OM me or email me? I work at a nursing home, so my co-workers would love it! We tend to get those dementia moments a little more than the average person around here

Blue skies and SAFE landings!
~Amanda~

[kelel01 1]

Sure! PM me your e-mail address!

[Icon134 0]

I've actually put toast in my toaster... cause it isn't always dark enough...

I guess I don't suffer from Dementia... Cause I got them all right... (but, I agree that a house made from Green bricks would in fact be a Green House...)

Scott

Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

[tcnelson 1]

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3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?

a green house would be made from green bricks whereas a greenhouse would be made from glass.

oops...looks like scott beat me to my post. ^

"Don't talk to me like that assface...I don't work for you yet." - Fletch
NBFT, Deseoso Rodriguez RB#1329

[kelel01 1]

Oooh, that's a good point. I think you've caught the test makers in a mistake.

But of course, that was the only one I got right. Now I find out IT'S wrong also.

[SpeedRacer 1]

Ever watch Jay Leno do his "Jay Walks" where he walks up to dumb people on the street & asks really easy questions?

Once he walked up to a woman and asked "How many cells does a one-celled organism have?"

Speed Racer
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[flifree 0]

holy crap am i sTooPitT. i tried hard on that and missed two of them. those little quizzes always trip me up. i have sent it out to everyone on my email list and they are dying!

[Rebecca 0]

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Ever watch Jay Leno do his "Jay Walks" where he walks up to dumb people on the street & asks really easy questions?

Once he walked up to a woman and asked "How many cells does a one-celled organism have?"

Dude, I can't even laugh at those... it's too sad.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[2fat2fly 0]

Are you going to hand out little trophies for the "Sharon's"award winners? Will it be a black tie affair? Can we apply for "Sharon" numbers and will there be a website?


And lastly, can you tell that I'm bored in a hotel room again?

I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried