Changing your underwear...

[Guru312 0]

I talked about planning for a four day trip over Father's Day weekend with my 12 year old daughter. She asked what I'd be taking for clothes. I mentioned two pairs of underwear among other things. She didn't believe me because she said she changes her underwear every day.

I told her that when I was in the Army I often went a week or more without changing it. I told her that in combat guys go way longer than that.

"Oh, Dad, that's so gross!!"

So...how often do you change *your* undies?

Guru312

I am not DB Cooper

[RfukfreeflyingW 0]

dude, same shirt pants whatever, but ur underwear catches all the funk! If you have the option. I.E. you own more then 1 pair, or arent in the army change those crusty ass things

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-God, you are the perfect amount of dumb...

[GeordieSkydiver 0]

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I told her that when I was in the Army I often went a week or more without changing it. I told her that in combat guys go way longer than that.

I'm not even gonna say how long.

Lets just say at the end, they were ritually burnt. (and they burned with a blue flame... )

Lee _______________________________

In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy?
http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

[swedishcelt 0]

Lee!!! Please say it was in combat....

[GeordieSkydiver 0]

Of course.

Lee _______________________________

In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy?
http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

[RfukfreeflyingW 0]

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Lee!!! Please say it was in combat....

nah that was his good "around the tent" pair

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-God, you are the perfect amount of dumb...

[RoysPlayThing 0]

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So...how often do you change *your* undies?

Eew! .. Everyday! Change your underwear everyday! ... I agree with you daughter... that is gross!



I change my undies everyday.. but I lesson the washings by going without once in a while.

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My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

[VanillaSkyGirl 6]

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change those crusty ass things

I totally agree with RfukfreeflyingW! For the love of God, change your goddamn underwear every single day...and while you're at it, take a thorough shower every day, too! GEEZ! ~

[vdschoor 0]

Ha ha.. this is hilarious.. EVERY DAY!!!

When you pack for a trip:
At least 1 pair per day you're gone.. and then 1 or 2 extra in case you shit your pants.. ha ha
Or in case your drunk ass walks into the ocean wearing all your clothes.. whatever, you get the picture..

[genoyamamoto 0]

u can get twice the usage out of a pair of undies by flipping them inside out. One of the few useful things learned in college.

Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me
Feel the hate...
Photos here

[RfukfreeflyingW 0]

that is true, that the streaks are on the outside if u flip 'em inside out, but the funk is still built in, u aint getting away from that by tuening them inside out

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-God, you are the perfect amount of dumb...

[ladyskydiver 0]

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I change my undies everyday.. but I lesson the washings by going without once in a while.

Same here.

Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

[genoyamamoto 0]

You can also extend the useful life of a pair of undies by just letting them sit out on the floor for a day or two. That seems to get rid of most of the funk so it's like almost-new undies.

Not that i'd know anything about it.

Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me
Feel the hate...
Photos here

[RfukfreeflyingW 0]

does Fabreeze work? teach me master of extending underwear life!

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-God, you are the perfect amount of dumb...

[peachsouthern 0]

My b/f made fun of me the first time i planned a trip out by him. I was only going for 5 days, but i think i brought 12 pairs of underwear. You never know what will look better and my mother always said you never want to be caught with "dirty"undies

"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle." - Albert Einstein

[RfukfreeflyingW 0]

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you never want to be caught with "dirty"undies

I LOVE YOU!!!

clean girls! gotta love 'em!

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-God, you are the perfect amount of dumb...

[Designer 0]

You have to be kidding me?

[champu 1]

if you have a problem where you find you're running out of underwear too quickly, the proper solution is to buy more underwear, not to subject your current underwear to extended tours of duty.

[genoyamamoto 0]

Grasshopper. You have taken the pebble from my hand.

Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me
Feel the hate...
Photos here

[peacefuljeffrey 0]

No undies here. Ever. Well, only if I'm wearing a suit -- and I do that like maybe once or twice a year. And I hate it. So I avoid it.

Blue skies,
-Jeffrey

-Jeffrey
"With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

[Guru312 0]

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You have to be kidding me?

Why would I kid you...and the world!...about something as important as changing underwear?!

You DZ.com folks are so great. I'm getting many chuckles from this thread.

And my daughter will be able to say, "See, Dad, I told you!"

Guru312

I am not DB Cooper

[skymama 37]

I think I just threw up in my mouth.

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[airtwardo 7]

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u can get twice the usage out of a pair of undies by flipping them inside out. One of the few useful things learned in college.

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Four times the use...flip 'em inside out...and turn 'em front to back.


Then.......... BURN 'EM!



...We must have gone to different kinds of colleges!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[SpeedRacer 1]

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by going without once in a while.

thanks! that can be a real time-saver.

Speed Racer
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[swedishcelt 0]

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I think I just threw up in my mouth.

This clinches it. Boys can be gross.