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QuoteFuck no! Wait until the first of July, and I'm IN! I need at least 2 more to round out the collection. And some other stuff.
My BOB has had it!! Okay girlie...trip in July... oh and let this girl in on "other stuff" I'm all about "other stuff" already have an order in for some mango tango lube...


Only 2?
"His dick is ringing!" Female Skydiver
"Well...answer it!!!" Male Skydiver
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QuoteWell, 3 should tide me over for a while, and I could get some good variety going on, especially if one of them was a jack rabbit. That's like 3-in-1 to begin with!
I couldn't tell you how the jack rabbit is since the bastard forgot my batteries...ugh!!
"His dick is ringing!" Female Skydiver
"Well...answer it!!!" Male Skydiver
QuoteI couldn't tell you how the jack rabbit is since the bastard forgot my batteries...ugh!!
Girl, don't you know that you HAVE to sacrifice the batteries of your remote control, alarm clock, smoke detector, etc for such emergencies???

QuoteI could get some good variety going on, especially if one of them was a jack rabbit
I think your other toys would be jealous if you got the Jack Rabbit since there is NO way you would pick them over it!!!
"me you alcohol a rig a car and a bunch of planes what could posibly go wrong" - Pruitt
kelel01 1


QuoteGirl, don't you know that you HAVE to sacrifice the batteries of your remote control, alarm clock, smoke detector, etc for such emergencies???
You should have heard her on the phone!!! Too bad the remote was AAA not AA batteries!!!



"me you alcohol a rig a car and a bunch of planes what could posibly go wrong" - Pruitt
QuoteQuoteI couldn't tell you how the jack rabbit is since the bastard forgot my batteries...ugh!!
Girl, don't you know that you HAVE to sacrifice the batteries of your remote control, alarm clock, smoke detector, etc for such emergencies???
Belive me...I was looking...I even told Trevor that he needed to leave the house...his friggin remote takes triple a batteries...i need double...i am looking for some at work now....
"His dick is ringing!" Female Skydiver
"Well...answer it!!!" Male Skydiver
So to get it back on topic... Jenn, do you think IF you had batteries for your jack rabbit that you would have called in sick to spend some alone time with it?
I really would like to know how many guys are getting pure amusement out of these threads right about now...

QuoteI really would like to know how many guys are getting pure amusement out of these threads right about now...
ALL of them!!!
"me you alcohol a rig a car and a bunch of planes what could posibly go wrong" - Pruitt
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QuoteALL of them!!!
capt obvious here...





QuoteALL of them!!!
No doubt...
So what did YOU get at the toy store that kept you from work this a.m.?
QuoteI love how all this BOB talk flowed over into my thread...
So to get it back on topic... Jenn, do you think IF you had batteries for your jack rabbit that you would have called in sick to spend some alone time with it?
OK....for all the peeps who want to continue the BOB discussion...please see the thread "battery shortage predicted in atlanta"
and from what mandy said...it's a damn good possibility that i may not be sitting here post whoring today....about BOB





"His dick is ringing!" Female Skydiver
"Well...answer it!!!" Male Skydiver
QuoteSo what did YOU get at the toy store that kept you from work this a.m.?
Please see Atlanta battery shortage for reply as to not hijack your thread...again




"me you alcohol a rig a car and a bunch of planes what could posibly go wrong" - Pruitt
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Quotei once caled in sick to work so i could stay at a boogie longer.. ended up getting laid there, does that count????
Of course, you called in and you had sex... bonus if you made a skydive(s)
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Quotebonus if you made a skydive(
double bonus then, i got to drink some good beer......
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"i have no reader's digest version"
QuoteGirl, don't you know that you HAVE to sacrifice the batteries of your remote control, alarm clock, smoke detector, etc for such emergencies???
Hehehehehehee...............I know a certain woman that crept through the house late at night and stole batteries from a kids toy to get her's to work.




Quoteabout a week later she replaced those with new ones and figured out the previous were VERY weak. All she had to say was "WOW!!!!!"
Yes, batteries can either make or break ya when it comes to receiving such pleasure...

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does anyone else just love rainy stay at home sex days? this time of year in florida i get a lot of them. my tracking rudder can sense the weather more accurately than doppler radar

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