sistaluv 0 #1 June 14, 2005 I'm just curious to see what sayings are going around our world and like to tell a few I heard: 1) BUDWEISER- Because you deserve what every individual should enjoy regularly! 2)WORRYING is like a rocking chair....it gives you something to do but gets you no where! 3)Live once live happy!Just a few to start you out..... Blue Skies and Terminal Memories 4 Life Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #2 June 14, 2005 Just a couple I have enjoyed recently. "The bad news..........I'm going to have to close the studio." -Dave Chapelle Used whenever people are not getting along. Hope you have seen that episode or you'll be lost. "Damn you mother fuckers are stupid." -Me Used every time people around here do really stupid shit. Which seems to happen almost every day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #3 June 14, 2005 "Suck it up, cupcakes." - Doc Washburn My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #4 June 14, 2005 FAA (Federal Aviation Admin.)- "We're not happy until you're not happy" These are pretty crude but some favorites: My buddy Joe- "You suck, your mother sucks and your sister would have sucked if I'd had five bucks." Author Unknown - "That bitch is so fine, I'd drag my dick over forty miles of broken glass just to lick the dick of the dog that pissed on her car tire""I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meloo09 0 #5 June 14, 2005 Ain't no thang but a chicken wang! And my favorite dave Attel saying: If it feels like more than two fingers it's probably a dick.What you do speaks so loud, I cannot hear what you say. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aerohaga 0 #6 June 14, 2005 From my Mom- "If it hurts when you do that, don't do that!" From my daughter (instead of saying "duh")- "Should I put on my surprised face?"For my part, I know nothing with any certainty, But the sight of the stars makes me dream. -Vincent Van Gogh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #7 June 14, 2005 Quote"Should I put on my surprised face?" Damn have I needed that quote lately! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #8 June 14, 2005 I have a couple... "fuck those fucking fuckers"-Kansasskydiver "fuck 'em if they can't take a joke!" -me? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #9 June 14, 2005 I don't know why it makes me laugh, but: Instead of "yes": Does the pope shit in the woods? and anytime I can throw in a "Your mom..." it's all good. Your mom goes to college. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #10 June 14, 2005 (1) I think that you've got be confussed with someone that actually give a shit! (2) There's a very small island where all the people that care live (3) You've got more chance of getting a wank off the pope! (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #11 June 14, 2005 When you really like someone- digging their chili or all up in their Kool Aid (also can be used when someone is all up in yo' BIZNAZZ) When someone has just flamed the hell outta someone else- Damn, he/she just burnt yo' biscuits... When someone is going really fast- They're cooking with gas... Here lately I've gotten on this kick of calling people fuktards (which isn't very nice), but you have to admit it is a pretty funny word and I have influenced others around me to say it as well... Most of the sayings I have are from my fifth grade class I used to teach. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #12 June 14, 2005 'they all become blueberries' Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #13 June 14, 2005 "If, a frog had wings... he wouldn't bump his ass!" 'Shit in one hand and wish in the other... see which one fills-up first.' Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seejanefall 0 #14 June 14, 2005 My husband's 79 year old Grandma has a great saying for when she's flustered about something (picture a little grandma with a wispy voice said very fast) "shitfartbitch!!" _____________ PMS #394 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WatchYourStep 0 #15 June 14, 2005 My government teacher Ray Kovar said this to me once and I almost lost it. He had some classic phrases. He spoke very slowly in a very low voice with almost a southern twang. "Jeremy you wouldn't be pulling my leg would ya? Because I got another one and I might kick you in the head with it." "You start off your skydiving career with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience up before your bag of luck runs out." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #17 June 14, 2005 Quote That is a good one... sorry I couldn't resist...Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GeordieSkydiver 0 #18 June 14, 2005 "if stupidity was painful, you'd be head masochist" "Damn you motherfuckers are stupid" (in exactly the the same context as Clay) "Let me check my 'give a fuck meter'" "you couldn't make this shit up"Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sistaluv 0 #19 June 14, 2005 Here's a few more: 1)First one's free 2)"chillaxing" 3)out of my mine, be back in 5min! ok ill think of better ones Blue Skies and Terminal Memories 4 Life Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tso-d_chris 0 #20 June 14, 2005 That's fucked up like a football bat. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #21 June 14, 2005 QuoteThat's fucked up like a football bat. AHahahahahaha! I love it! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustaBill 0 #22 June 14, 2005 QuoteThat's fucked up like a football bat. My favorite one along those lines that I use quite often at work is: "He's fucked up like a soup sandwich"------------------------------------------------ I've done so much, with so little, for so long I'm now expected to do everything with nothing forever Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meux 0 #23 June 15, 2005 One of my instructors in pilot training gave me three rules. 1. Always remember to never forget 2. Don't do anything dumb, different or dangerous 3. Don't fuck up I try to live with those every day. Some days are better than others. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meux 0 #24 June 15, 2005 One more from one of my instructors, coming back into the pattern he told me that when I pulled the power off, "She'll come down like a greased crowbar" Said in a deep southern accent Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #25 June 15, 2005 Bad things happen to stupid people -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
