Deuce 1 #1 June 12, 2005 So the guy asks me if I've got a weapon and I say yes. He says "really? what?" I say "a .45 Both Billvon and Amy have shot it. Why are you oppressing me?"Make a long story short Victor the bar manager has my pistol in his safe.Dave Attel momentarily.You wish you were me.The Warfield is cool. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #2 June 12, 2005 Well.. I appear to be the only one posting right now, so I wish I knew what you were talking about. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Deuce 1 #3 June 12, 2005 I'm at the Warfield theater in San Francisco where the Insomniac tour with Dave Attel is abou to begin. The bar manager took my pistol. I guess I looked like a possible Dave Attel asassin. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chaoskitty 0 #4 June 12, 2005 So the bar manager at The Warfield knows both Billvon and Amy? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SwampThing 0 #5 June 12, 2005 In a bar...in California...with a handgun... I don't see a problem! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Deuce 1 #6 June 12, 2005 QuoteSo the bar manager at The Warfield knows both Billvon and Amy? Yeah! When you name-drop the von Novacks people usually let you pass.And it's not a bar it's a hipster doofus comedy venue.Good thing it's in the safe I guess. Some amateur blew about a half gallon of creamed corn and Yukon Jack in the aisle.Probably would've been a good shoot, but I'm a lover not a fighter! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Avion 0 #7 June 12, 2005 So, Deuce... You got any money? Really? Which pocket is it in? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites slug 1 #8 June 12, 2005 Deuce Someone has your gun with your DNA and your fingerprints on it and you think it's in a safe After you get it back check to see if it's been used Your alibi and the forensic's tell me you did it even if you know Amy & Bill. R.I.P. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chaoskitty 0 #9 June 12, 2005 He was talking to me online.. he has an alibi. Just tell the cops you know the Chaoskitty.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #10 June 12, 2005 You should have let the manager know that alcohol and firearms is a strict department policy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Girlfalldown 0 #11 June 12, 2005 QuoteI'm at the Warfield theater in San Francisco where the Insomniac tour with Dave Attel is abou to begin. The bar manager took my pistol. I guess I looked like a possible Dave Attel asassin. You suck Deuce! Why the fuck didn't you invite me out with you? FUCKER! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GravityGirl 0 #12 June 12, 2005 And why the hell are you posting from the Warfield? And when the hell did they turn it into a comedy venue? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Peace and Blue Skies! Bonnie ==>Gravity Gear! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Girlfalldown 0 #13 June 12, 2005 QuoteAnd why the hell are you posting from the Warfield? And when the hell did they turn it into a comedy venue? I'm like 8 minutes away from the Warfield right now. That sucks! Deuce you suck! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Remster 30 #14 June 12, 2005 QuoteQuoteAnd why the hell are you posting from the Warfield? And when the hell did they turn it into a comedy venue? I'm like 8 minutes away from the Warfield right now. That sucks! Deuce you suck! I concur. Deuciepoo does major suckage.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JohnMitchell 16 #15 June 12, 2005 Why did he suspect you were packing heat? Did this place have a little "No Guns" sign on the door? Man, I hate those signs. It marks the entrance to all "victim disarmament zones." My wife had to pick up a sick kid at the school the other day. Left her 9 in the car and went in with just an empty holster on her belt. She really didn't care what they thought. Are we moving to the SC yet? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites slug 1 #16 June 13, 2005 QuoteWhy did he suspect you were packing heat? Did this place have a little "No Guns" sign on the door? Man, I hate those signs. It marks the entrance to all "victim disarmament zones." My wife had to pick up a sick kid at the school the other day. Left her 9 in the car and went in with just an empty holster on her belt. She really didn't care what they thought. Are we moving to the SC yet? Hi John Please tell Valinda I was only kidding about her 16 yr old daughter. No matter how tall she was, never want to piss off a pistol packing mamma. R.I.P. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #17 June 13, 2005 QuoteWhy did he suspect you were packing heat? Did this place have a little "No Guns" sign on the door? Don't know the answer to your question but I can tell you that those signs don't apply to persons with law enforcement badges. It was a big deal in Ohio when they passed a concealed carry law. Immediately, I started seeing those signs on some businesses. I normally carryed my weapon concealed but I would pull my shirt up to expose it before walking into one of those places. Funny, had LOTS of strange looks but never anyone that asked why I was carrying. I would have gladly explained that I was a law enforcement officer if anyone had asked. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Cyanide41 0 #18 June 13, 2005 Um....last I checked, CA had some VERY strict concealed weapon laws. I am pretty sure they are not allowed in bars. To bad the law makers don't see it that way. You are lucky it is only in a safe and not in an evidance locker. JAMES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites flifree 0 #19 June 13, 2005 http://www.packing.org/state/index.jsp/california hey deuce, give a good read. just looking out for a fellow skydiver. in cal you must register your handgun with the state police. basic NRA courses are great to take regardless of your skill or familiarity with firearms b/c they will familiarize you with the specific state laws as they all differ. in your state it's a felony....whew. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bbarnhouse 0 #20 June 13, 2005 Quotehey deuce, give a good read. just looking out for a fellow skydiver. in cal you must register your handgun with the state police. basic NRA courses are great to take regardless of your skill or familiarity with firearms b/c they will familiarize you with the specific state laws as they all differ. in your state it's a felony....whew. Good on you for looking after our Dueicpoo! Just an FYI though...Duece is a former "peace officer" in that state He prolly knows the law better than the rest of us Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites flifree 0 #21 June 13, 2005 that is great to hear about mr....i mean officer deuce! i'm not a point the finger kind of guy, just don't want to see a man get slammed for something avoidable. it's funny how each state has different little nuances. as a florida resident we have fairly good reciprocity with other states...mostly the yankee states up north. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Salsa_John 0 #22 June 13, 2005 In florida concealed carry is prohibited in Bars "You did what?!?!" MUFF #3722, TDSM #72, Orfun #26, Nachos Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Deuce 1 #23 June 13, 2005 QuoteQuoteAnd why the hell are you posting from the Warfield? And when the hell did they turn it into a comedy venue? I'm like 8 minutes away from the Warfield right now. That sucks! Deuce you suck! I thought about you though, we got a priceline rate at the Hyatt down by the Embarcaderao, and the rooms had floor to ceiling sliding glass doors that opened all the way up. Only problem with a jump from there would be the bus electrification wires. Kind of like a BASE jumper bug zapper, I'm thinking. Nobody wants to hear the story of the time that Billvon was bragging about how he still had his access card to area 51 and he took me and Skybytch out to see the aliens? Anyhow, to make a long story short things got ugly and Amy had to use her pull to get us all pardoned. Those NSA people are still pissed. Dave Attel really sucked. He was so drunk he barely could complete a sentence. He was really funny when he wasn't a really depressed alcoholic, but he was more depressed alcoholic than witty urban social observer on that night anyway. Getting my pistol back was funny. I went to the money room and knocked on the door and a half-dozen employees panicked and YELLED at me to GET AWAY FROM THERE! WHAT WAS (I) DOING! I said I needed to talk to Victor. ABOUT WHAT?! "Well, my pistol is in there and I need to get it back" That didn't calm them down much, but Victor showed up and gave me back the envelope I put the unloaded pistol in. He gave me the single round from the unloaded gun and asked me "is this your Barney Fife bullet" I smiled and he told me he had been waiting the whole show to tell me that joke. He was nice, so I laughed politely and thanked him. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumpwally 0 #24 June 13, 2005 and the reason for the gun and one bullit is ?smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelpdiver 2 #25 June 13, 2005 QuoteWhy did he suspect you were packing heat? Did this place have a little "No Guns" sign on the door? Man, I hate those signs. It marks the entrance to all "victim disarmament zones." This is San Francisco - the "no legal guns" sign is unnecessary to post. SF County has roughly 12 CCW permits issued. Lovely part of town the Warfield is at. If the BART/Muni station was directly next to it, some people might not like going there as much. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Deuce 1 #3 June 12, 2005 I'm at the Warfield theater in San Francisco where the Insomniac tour with Dave Attel is abou to begin. The bar manager took my pistol. I guess I looked like a possible Dave Attel asassin. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #4 June 12, 2005 So the bar manager at The Warfield knows both Billvon and Amy? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SwampThing 0 #5 June 12, 2005 In a bar...in California...with a handgun... I don't see a problem! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #6 June 12, 2005 QuoteSo the bar manager at The Warfield knows both Billvon and Amy? Yeah! When you name-drop the von Novacks people usually let you pass.And it's not a bar it's a hipster doofus comedy venue.Good thing it's in the safe I guess. Some amateur blew about a half gallon of creamed corn and Yukon Jack in the aisle.Probably would've been a good shoot, but I'm a lover not a fighter! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Avion 0 #7 June 12, 2005 So, Deuce... You got any money? Really? Which pocket is it in? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slug 1 #8 June 12, 2005 Deuce Someone has your gun with your DNA and your fingerprints on it and you think it's in a safe After you get it back check to see if it's been used Your alibi and the forensic's tell me you did it even if you know Amy & Bill. R.I.P. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #9 June 12, 2005 He was talking to me online.. he has an alibi. Just tell the cops you know the Chaoskitty.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #10 June 12, 2005 You should have let the manager know that alcohol and firearms is a strict department policy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #11 June 12, 2005 QuoteI'm at the Warfield theater in San Francisco where the Insomniac tour with Dave Attel is abou to begin. The bar manager took my pistol. I guess I looked like a possible Dave Attel asassin. You suck Deuce! Why the fuck didn't you invite me out with you? FUCKER! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityGirl 0 #12 June 12, 2005 And why the hell are you posting from the Warfield? And when the hell did they turn it into a comedy venue? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Peace and Blue Skies! Bonnie ==>Gravity Gear! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #13 June 12, 2005 QuoteAnd why the hell are you posting from the Warfield? And when the hell did they turn it into a comedy venue? I'm like 8 minutes away from the Warfield right now. That sucks! Deuce you suck! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #14 June 12, 2005 QuoteQuoteAnd why the hell are you posting from the Warfield? And when the hell did they turn it into a comedy venue? I'm like 8 minutes away from the Warfield right now. That sucks! Deuce you suck! I concur. Deuciepoo does major suckage.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #15 June 12, 2005 Why did he suspect you were packing heat? Did this place have a little "No Guns" sign on the door? Man, I hate those signs. It marks the entrance to all "victim disarmament zones." My wife had to pick up a sick kid at the school the other day. Left her 9 in the car and went in with just an empty holster on her belt. She really didn't care what they thought. Are we moving to the SC yet? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slug 1 #16 June 13, 2005 QuoteWhy did he suspect you were packing heat? Did this place have a little "No Guns" sign on the door? Man, I hate those signs. It marks the entrance to all "victim disarmament zones." My wife had to pick up a sick kid at the school the other day. Left her 9 in the car and went in with just an empty holster on her belt. She really didn't care what they thought. Are we moving to the SC yet? Hi John Please tell Valinda I was only kidding about her 16 yr old daughter. No matter how tall she was, never want to piss off a pistol packing mamma. R.I.P. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #17 June 13, 2005 QuoteWhy did he suspect you were packing heat? Did this place have a little "No Guns" sign on the door? Don't know the answer to your question but I can tell you that those signs don't apply to persons with law enforcement badges. It was a big deal in Ohio when they passed a concealed carry law. Immediately, I started seeing those signs on some businesses. I normally carryed my weapon concealed but I would pull my shirt up to expose it before walking into one of those places. Funny, had LOTS of strange looks but never anyone that asked why I was carrying. I would have gladly explained that I was a law enforcement officer if anyone had asked. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cyanide41 0 #18 June 13, 2005 Um....last I checked, CA had some VERY strict concealed weapon laws. I am pretty sure they are not allowed in bars. To bad the law makers don't see it that way. You are lucky it is only in a safe and not in an evidance locker. JAMES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flifree 0 #19 June 13, 2005 http://www.packing.org/state/index.jsp/california hey deuce, give a good read. just looking out for a fellow skydiver. in cal you must register your handgun with the state police. basic NRA courses are great to take regardless of your skill or familiarity with firearms b/c they will familiarize you with the specific state laws as they all differ. in your state it's a felony....whew. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #20 June 13, 2005 Quotehey deuce, give a good read. just looking out for a fellow skydiver. in cal you must register your handgun with the state police. basic NRA courses are great to take regardless of your skill or familiarity with firearms b/c they will familiarize you with the specific state laws as they all differ. in your state it's a felony....whew. Good on you for looking after our Dueicpoo! Just an FYI though...Duece is a former "peace officer" in that state He prolly knows the law better than the rest of us Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flifree 0 #21 June 13, 2005 that is great to hear about mr....i mean officer deuce! i'm not a point the finger kind of guy, just don't want to see a man get slammed for something avoidable. it's funny how each state has different little nuances. as a florida resident we have fairly good reciprocity with other states...mostly the yankee states up north. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salsa_John 0 #22 June 13, 2005 In florida concealed carry is prohibited in Bars "You did what?!?!" MUFF #3722, TDSM #72, Orfun #26, Nachos Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #23 June 13, 2005 QuoteQuoteAnd why the hell are you posting from the Warfield? And when the hell did they turn it into a comedy venue? I'm like 8 minutes away from the Warfield right now. That sucks! Deuce you suck! I thought about you though, we got a priceline rate at the Hyatt down by the Embarcaderao, and the rooms had floor to ceiling sliding glass doors that opened all the way up. Only problem with a jump from there would be the bus electrification wires. Kind of like a BASE jumper bug zapper, I'm thinking. Nobody wants to hear the story of the time that Billvon was bragging about how he still had his access card to area 51 and he took me and Skybytch out to see the aliens? Anyhow, to make a long story short things got ugly and Amy had to use her pull to get us all pardoned. Those NSA people are still pissed. Dave Attel really sucked. He was so drunk he barely could complete a sentence. He was really funny when he wasn't a really depressed alcoholic, but he was more depressed alcoholic than witty urban social observer on that night anyway. Getting my pistol back was funny. I went to the money room and knocked on the door and a half-dozen employees panicked and YELLED at me to GET AWAY FROM THERE! WHAT WAS (I) DOING! I said I needed to talk to Victor. ABOUT WHAT?! "Well, my pistol is in there and I need to get it back" That didn't calm them down much, but Victor showed up and gave me back the envelope I put the unloaded pistol in. He gave me the single round from the unloaded gun and asked me "is this your Barney Fife bullet" I smiled and he told me he had been waiting the whole show to tell me that joke. He was nice, so I laughed politely and thanked him. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpwally 0 #24 June 13, 2005 and the reason for the gun and one bullit is ?smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelpdiver 2 #25 June 13, 2005 QuoteWhy did he suspect you were packing heat? Did this place have a little "No Guns" sign on the door? Man, I hate those signs. It marks the entrance to all "victim disarmament zones." This is San Francisco - the "no legal guns" sign is unnecessary to post. SF County has roughly 12 CCW permits issued. Lovely part of town the Warfield is at. If the BART/Muni station was directly next to it, some people might not like going there as much. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
