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PsychoBob

I'M JONES'EN MY ASS OFF!!!!!!!

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ARRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!! I couldn't jump for 2 weeks because of my shoulder. My rig is still down and the new steering lines for my rig (to replace the broken ones) won't be here until Monday. I was going to go up to Tenn/GA for some whitewater this weekend and the swing by "The Farm" on Sunday but now we have a fucking TS maybe Hurricane coming in and the spousal unit says she will freak out if I leave her here by herself!

This is about as much fun as chewing on a ball of tinfoil. Damn I picked a bad time to quit smoking crack! [:/][:/][:/] I think I will go down town tonight and become very intimate with a Jagermiester or Tequila machine!
"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it"
RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

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I hear ya:(

TS Arlene is giving my area Flash Flood warning, lots of wind, lots of rain, and also a Tornado watch. "They say" the worst is yet to come for Ft Lauderdale between this afternoon and tomorrow.
So I suppose it's a good excuse to stay indoors and be productive.





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You think you have it bad. AT least you can have sex,drive,walk up steps. Maybe we can whine together? they cathed me so my balls are swollen,not mention sore-NO SEX,won't let me drive,no drinking,no good drugs, fiance say only 'healthy food, Ihad plans on camping and fishing and goin to lower yough. to play in my new Dagger GT whitewater yak. Hell seems we are in the same situation. What kinda kayay ya got,where ya paddle at. ibelong to Benscreek canoe &kayak club
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I wonder about these tropical storms and hurricane names.

Wouldn't it be interesting to see them named after recognizable figures known?

Tropical Storm Amber Lynn
Tropical Depression Briana Banks
Hurrican Cassidey
Cat V Hurricane Ginger Lynn.

I mean, how gret would it be to have a "Hurricane Ginger Lynn will be blowing through Florida this weekend."


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I wonder about these tropical storms and hurricane names.

Wouldn't it be interesting to see them named after recognizable figures known?

Tropical Storm Amber Lynn
Tropical Depression Briana Banks
Hurrican Cassidey
Cat V Hurricane Ginger Lynn.

I mean, how gret would it be to have a "Hurricane Ginger Lynn will be blowing through Florida this weekend."



Holy shit I have to admit that I know who these people are to laugh!!! :D:D:D
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***they cathed me so my balls are swollen,not mention sore-NO SEX,won't let me drive,no drinking,no good drugs, fiance say only 'healthy food, Ihad plans on camping and fishing and goin to lower yough. to play in my new Dagger GT whitewater yak. Hell seems we are in the same situation. What kinda kayay ya got,where ya paddle at. ibelong to Benscreek canoe &kayak club

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OUCH! Without a doubt, my shit a backseat to your situation.[:/]
I got into water canoeing about 3 years ago when I took a course given by Mark Warren in Dahlonega, GA. I have an Old Town canoe and usually go on the Toccoa, Cartecay, Nantahala and I had planned on going to the Ocoee this weekend. I hope to get a Kayak sometime. I've paddled them a few times but not enough to be good at it. I was going to try and take a kayaking course through NOC if I can get the time. I enjoying watching the the kayakers when they get in the hydraulics and start playing. You can usually find a herd of them playing below the dam on the Ocoee and down by the old power plant. That is some cool shit.

Well I hope your nuts get better and you can get back in the air and on the water real soon.

And since I have been professionally bitch slapped by ACME :P I am going to shut up and quit being a "poopy-pants" (BWAAAHHAAA).

P.S. I do like the names that were suggested for the Hurricanes. ROTFLMAO!!

"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it"
RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

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***Just get your ass up here. If your misses doesn't like it tough get a divorce

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I am going to meet some Homey's from the DZ tonight and I'll see if they are up for a road trip if the WX good. We might show up Sat. and jump Sun. I'll see if I can find a rig I can rent. Isn't Eric Sellers (Caravan pilot) getting married this weekend? Maybe he'll let us go on the honeymoon with him!:P

The Big D is probably just around the corner anyway. I told her I was going to get into BASE this fall and she freaked. Started yapping all of that boring Wuffo shit. Oh well, hope to see you tomorrow.

"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it"
RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

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***although it's worth every penny.

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BWAAAHHHHAAA!! I guess I should laugh while I still can.;)

"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it"
RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

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Hey,PsyhoBob,if ya get the chance to take a class in kayaking do It! Once you learn to roll,takes about a day of practice,then with agood instructor the learning curve is quick. Alot cheaper & easier than jumping you can be hitting good rpids and playin' the hole soon. I'm up in Pa. if ever around hit me up we'll learn ya & go play same day. PEACE
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D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver)

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Just get your ass up here. If your misses doesn't like it tough get a divorce:D:D



Speaking of "The Farm", I met a really cool guy from that DZ last weekend a the Skydive Atlanta Boogie, Bob Rader. Great guy. I got a good vibe from him and when I get off "student" status, I would like to go up there and meet some of the people.

Marvin Walden
Move Shoot, Inc.-Tactical Training Consultants
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