Buried 0 #76 June 3, 2005 QuoteNow I really want a penis I hope you are refering to wanting a guy.. i'd worry about you if you want a sex change... then again maybe you just want a dismembered penis in a box so all your friends can be jealous Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #77 June 3, 2005 QuoteI doubt a camera actually influences anyone's decision on the person they date it does if they want to break into amature porn...hehehehehe...... now taking aplications for the new reality show "american porn story"..... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #78 June 3, 2005 Quotenow taking aplications for the new reality show "american porn story"..... isn't that just the show 'americas next top model'? Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #79 June 3, 2005 QuoteYou can get skydiving girlfriends if you get a PA I'm getting freaking confused here... Pensylvania? Or hardware in the pee-pee? Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #80 June 3, 2005 QuoteNow I really want a penis. I would hate to walk around all day with one of those things!!!There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #81 June 3, 2005 Its a tought job... thats why you ladies should really feel sory for us and be nice! Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver30960 0 #82 June 3, 2005 If you want a jumping gf, easier to find a woman and get her jumping rather than find somebody who's jumping and make her your gf... in other words, import! Elvisio "when you date a skydiving woman, you don't break up, you lose your turn" Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kwoo 0 #83 June 3, 2005 I have several cameras and the best girlfriends in the world! Check them out... http://foxforce4.com/ karen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyminxx 0 #84 June 3, 2005 QuoteI have several cameras and the best girlfriends in the world! Check them out... http://foxforce4.com/ karen Awwwww, shucks Kar You are the best camera chickie a team could want! Cant wait to see you at the next meet You are led through your lifetime by the inner learning creature, the playful spiritual being that is your real self.-Richard Bach Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,991 #85 June 3, 2005 >I would hate to walk around all day with one of those things!!! They're kinda retractable, which is pretty convenient. Think DC-3 landing gear. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #86 June 4, 2005 QuoteI doubt a camera actually influences anyone's decision on the person they date. It worked for me. If two girls were walking up, I would say, "Can I take a pic of my buddy with you?" He would stand between them with his arms around them. Then, we'd work into the "Where you from...?" conversation. We'd do this for 10 pairs of girls and meet them at the bar later with a few buddies. However, this was pre-digital and all that film was too expensive to develop, so we never used film. Most women are attention-hounds, so it rarely failed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mattsplat 0 #87 June 4, 2005 I have many camera's. What are you doing tonight? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jmpnkramer 0 #88 June 5, 2005 Glad to see that I fit in with the majority. No Camera or Girlfriend! No worries though. Just part of the viscious cycle. Laters, .The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #89 June 5, 2005 It doesn't matter since my significant other isn't a skydiver (or anything in common)_______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Liverboy 0 #90 June 6, 2005 so true...( the first statement )...and that blurb between your name...holy shit I almost fell off my chair from laughing so hard ! describes things to a T Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #91 June 6, 2005 Wouldn't want my SO to be a vidiot. -Well, filming me, anyhoo. I fucking hate it when people get video/pics of me at the DZ unless I ok it before...and that rarely happens. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites