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Funniest Foul-mouthed stand-up comedians of all time - your choices

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BILLY CONNELLY!!! The Big Yin.......without question the best comedian ever to grace the stage.......pure, natural genius.

I think the Americans have a bad impression of him from a sit-com he was in called "Head of the Class" or something, which was supposed to be pretty lame.

If Robin Williams (in his prime) said Billy was the funniest man he's ever met, that is a pretty good indication......


Hobbes: "How come we play 'War' and not 'Peace'?"
Calvin: "Too few role models."

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Without him Eddie wouldn't be a dad, because he never would have gotten laid. Chris Rock would be a really funny stock boy at the Gap, and Chris Tucker. ......well let's just pretend he still never made it. And he co-wrote the funniest movie ever. (See: Funniest Movie thread.)



Rudy Ray Moore was truly gited in his craft. But to be aware of him, you would have to have just "Been There" a lot of people aren't even aware of Rudy. We used to listen to him offshore in the 70's, man he was a scream!
-Richard-
"You're Holding The Rope And I'm Taking The Fall"

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You know, I remember a few years ago there was a Deaf Night out at the Comedy Club in Birmingham. Several of my deaf friends and I went. We even had a sign language interpreter on stage with the standup comedians. The last one, a well known but old as shit Cajun, was well into his routine when he steps over to the interpreter, puts his arm around him and asks who he's interpreting for. He points to us "they're all deaf". Then the comedian gives us all the finger! :o I know he was trying to be funny, but I don't think it went over too well with my group... :S

Hell, we were all standing outside the club after the night was done, and we saw this comedian walk out, tipped his hat to us and walk to his car. On a strange impulse, I flipped him the bird after he'd turned his back on us and a couple of my friends were trying to shush me up, saying the security guards at the entrance saw the whole thing... :D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Robin Wiliams, has un-doubtedly, the fastest and funniest mind going. I've read and heard that, in his comedy movies, most of what he says on screen is ad-lib.:S


Chuck



Robin is far from being a foul-mouthed comedian, but I agree that he has a brilliant mind for fast-paced comedy. The movie "Good Morning Vietnam" is arguably proof of that. If you had said that every word spoken in that movie, hell even 50%, was in the script, I would have said "bullshit"... :D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Oh, I don't know! Some of Robin's earlier stuff was laced with a lot of profanity. Not to the level of Richard Pryor but, he said his share. Robin williams once had a rather large piece of property North of L.A. Over the entrance in wrought iron was; "The Fuckin' Ranch". Yes... neighbors complained and he removed it.:D


Chuck

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Redd Foxx
Slappy White
Richard Pryor
Eddie Murphy
Andrew Dice Clay
Dave Attel (sp):$
Steve Harvey
Cedric the Entertainer
Bernie Mac
I neglected to mention some of the women comedians. There are some!:D
Chuck


I agree with every name everyone put up...but I have to comment on the most foul-mouthed female comedian I've ever heard....Luwanda Paige...she played 'Aunt Esther' on Sanford and Son...some church lady! That woman was DIR-TEEE!!! (and funny!),,Even Redd Foxx said she was the dirtiest!!~~April


Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

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Wanda makes me laugh..she always looks like she's stoned and people are interrupting her 'flow'...~~April


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Yeah, yeah! She's a hoot. Have you seen her sho on Comedy Central; 'Wanda Does... '? Where she does different type jobs? I watch that and my sides hurt.


Chuck

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No, I haven't seen that but I'll check it out. Now, getting back to the thread, I'm thinking Sam Kinison doing 'Why Jesus couldn't have been married....'...cause NO woman would believe his story....

Jesus: I was DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD, you B**TCH!!!
The Wife: Right..I saw you leave here 3 days ago with your 12 wine-drinking, dress-wearing buddies and you expect me to believe THAT?? (ad-libbed a bit, and I'm probably going to hell for repeating it)..but thats one of my FAVORITES...that and 'Jesus, the Miracle Caterer'...
heheh~~April


Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

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Robin Wiliams, has un-doubtedly, the fastest and funniest mind going. I've read and heard that, in his comedy movies, most of what he says on screen is ad-lib.:S


Chuck




Try as I might, and I have a good sense of humor, I cannot find ANYTHING funny about that man. He's just all tense and tries way too fuckin' hard, and puts on those stupid half-assed accents like he's trying to sound black even though it has nothing to do with the joke... UGH! It's painful to watch!

-Jeffrey
-Jeffrey
"With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

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