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Best movie ever:
BLAZING SADDLES
"I always keep my audience rivited!"
"Would you like another snitzengruben?"
"Now baby, 3 is my limit on snitzengruben!":D:D:D



"Since I am your host, and you are my guest, what do you like to do?"
"Ohhh.. I dont know.. play chess... screw... "
"Well lets play chess!"
:D:D

and TWELVE is his limit on Schnitzengrueben ;)

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Best movie ever:
BLAZING SADDLES
"I always keep my audience rivited!"
"Would you like another snitzengruben?"
"Now baby, 3 is my limit on snitzengruben!":D:D:D



"Since I am your host, and you are my guest, what do you like to do?"
"Ohhh.. I dont know.. play chess... screw... "
"Well lets play chess!"
:D:D

and TWELVE is his limit on Schnitzengrueben ;)



Oh, its been a bit. but...

"I didnt get a harumph out of that guy!"

"qualifications?"
"stampeding cattle"
"thats all?"
"through the Vatican?"
"Kinky"
:D
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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Best movie ever:
BLAZING SADDLES
"I always keep my audience rivited!"
"Would you like another snitzengruben?"
"Now baby, 3 is my limit on snitzengruben!":D:D:D



"Since I am your host, and you are my guest, what do you like to do?"
"Ohhh.. I dont know.. play chess... screw... "
"Well lets play chess!"
:D:D

and TWELVE is his limit on Schnitzengrueben ;)



Oh, its been a bit. but...

"I didnt get a harumph out of that guy!"

"qualifications?"
"stampeding cattle"
"thats all?"
"through the Vatican?"
"Kinky"
:D



"Bart! They said you was hung!"
"And they's right!"
:D

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sheesh - most of the movies named had merit or decent merit, and anyone who didn't like J Lo in Out of Sight needs help.

Erasurehead is a decent candidate. I tried watching it because all the girls in high school were in love with Lynch and Twin Peaks.

Food of the Gods puts it to shame. Widely considered one of the worst monstrousities of all time. Battlefield Earth is fun and well acted, after seeing this one.

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How about all those volcano movies that came out at the same time like 8 years ago? Van Helsing? What was that one based on a comic book with the big red guy that filed down his big devil horns?

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Robot Monster :|

I'm not fucking around... this movie hurts.



Dude... I dated Phil Tucker's (Director) daughter a few years ago. I met her mom and we talked about all this guy's movie making pursuits. Funny as hell but the guy had some passion. lol



From what I understand, Robot Monster was so bad, and was met with such derision from critics, that Tucker tried to kill himself.

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House of the Dead

If you rent it, you MUST watch the director's commentary. These quotes probably aren't exact, but they're pretty damned close:

"We were going to put a lot of character development here, but we just ran out of money, so we went with the voice over instead."

"We were behind schedule, so we devised this scene where she finds this book that explains the entire plot."
I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

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Robot Monster :|

I'm not fucking around... this movie hurts.



Dude... I dated Phil Tucker's (Director) daughter a few years ago. I met her mom and we talked about all this guy's movie making pursuits. Funny as hell but the guy had some passion. lol



From what I understand, Robot Monster was so bad, and was met with such derision from critics, that Tucker tried to kill himself.



They guy was always trying to kill himself. lol Yeah that's the story. He made a bunch of tijuana skin flicks too to help fund his "real films". He was friends with Lenny Bruce and they made a few films together.

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Best movie ever:
BLAZING SADDLES
"I always keep my audience rivited!"
"Would you like another snitzengruben?"
"Now baby, 3 is my limit on snitzengruben!":D:D:D



"Since I am your host, and you are my guest, what do you like to do?"
"Ohhh.. I dont know.. play chess... screw... "
"Well lets play chess!"
:D:D

and TWELVE is his limit on Schnitzengrueben ;)



Oh, its been a bit. but...

"I didnt get a harumph out of that guy!"

"qualifications?"
"stampeding cattle"
"thats all?"
"through the Vatican?"
"Kinky"
:D



"Bart! They said you was hung!"
"And they's right!"
:D



"How 'bout s'more beans, Mr. Taggert?"
"Ah'd say y'all had enough!" :D:SB|

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gods must be crazy!



NO WAY!

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Best movie ever:
BLAZING SADDLES
"I always keep my audience rivited!"
"Would you like another snitzengruben?"
"Now baby, 3 is my limit on snitzengruben!":D:D:D



"Since I am your host, and you are my guest, what do you like to do?"
"Ohhh.. I dont know.. play chess... screw... "
"Well lets play chess!"
:D:D

and TWELVE is his limit on Schnitzengrueben ;)



Oh, its been a bit. but...

"I didnt get a harumph out of that guy!"

"qualifications?"
"stampeding cattle"
"thats all?"
"through the Vatican?"
"Kinky"
:D



"Bart! They said you was hung!"
"And they's right!"
:D



"How 'bout s'more beans, Mr. Taggert?"
"Ah'd say y'all had enough!" :D:SB|

mh

.



"I got an idea Mr Taggert"
"All wreight lets heer it!"
"Lets feed em to Mongo!"
" Awww shit thats too cruel."

Favorite line in the movie...
"Scuze me while I whip dis out!"
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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