Funny for the Canadians

[Darius11 12]

Now that Vancouver has won the 2010 Winter
Olympics,
these are some questions that people all over
the world are asking.
These questions about Canada were REALLY
posted on an International Tourism Website!
Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV,
so how do the plants grow? (UK)
A: We import all plants fully grown and then
just sit around and watch them die.
Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the
> > street? (USA)
> > A: Depends on how much you've been drinking.
> >
> > Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto -
> > can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)
> > A: Sure, it's only four thousand miles; take
> > lots of water.
> >
> > Q: Are there any ATMs in Canada?
> > Can you send me list of them in Toronto,
> > Vancouver, Edmonton & Halifax? (UK)
> > A: What did your last slave die of?
> >
> > Q: Can you give me some information about
> > hippo racing in Canada? (USA)
> > A:! ! A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped
> > continent south of Europe.
> > Ca-na-da is that big country to your
> > north.
> > Oh, forget it. Sure, the hippo racing
> > is every Tuesday night in Calgary.
> > Come naked.
> >
> > Q: Which direction is north in Canada? (USA)
> > A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees.
> > Contact us when you get here and we'll
> > send the rest of the directions.
> >
> > Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir
> > schedule? (USA)
> > A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country
> > bordering Ger-man-y, which is ..
> > Oh, forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys'
> > Choir plays every Tuesday night in Calgary, just
> > after the hippo races.
> > Come naked.
> >
> > Q: Can you tell me the regions in British
> > Columbia where the female population is smaller
> > than the male population? (Italy)
> > A: Yes, gay nightclubs.
> >
> > Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is
> > milk available all year round? (Germany)
> > A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of
> > Vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal.
> >
> > Q: I have a question about a famous animal in
> > Canada, but I forget its name. It's a kind of big
> > horse with horns. (USA)
> > A: It's called a moose. They are tall and
> > very violent, eating the brains of anyone walking
> > close to them. You can scare them off by
> > spraying yourself with human urine before you
> > go out walking.
> >
> > Q: Will I be able to speak English most
> > places I go? (USA)
> > A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.

I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain

[Buried 0]

i find that hard to believe that they are real. but thx for the laugh

Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?

[Remster 30]

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find that hard to believe that they are real. but thx for the laugh

There are more stupid people out there then you think. Do a search in this forum on Rick Mercer and look at the videos he did in th US.

Remster

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haha - good one



Jen

Arianna Frances

[IanHarrop 42]

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There are more stupid people out there then you think. Do a search in this forum on Rick Mercer and look at the videos he did in th US.

Just for fun, here's a link to some of my favorites!

http://home.comcast.net/~wwwstephen/americans/

"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy

[riggerrob 643]

"How far to the nearest ski slope?"
Asked by an American tourist who arrived at the Vermont/Quebec border - in July - with skis on top of his car.

[IanHarrop 42]

Just get on the #1 and head west. In July the upper part of Whistler is still open!

"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy

[SpeedRacer 1]

FACT: Everything in South Park about Canadians is true.

Like how the tops of their heads come off when they talk.

Speed Racer
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