Tired of chain letters from your moronic friends?

[WrongWay 0]

NOTE: Forwarded message attached........

> >>Hello, my name is Lewis and I suffer from the guilt of not
> >>forwarding 50
> >>billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually
> >>believe that
> >>if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with a
> >>breast on her
> >>forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed
> >>before her
> >>redneck parents sell her to a traveling freak show.
> >>
> >>Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and
> >>everyone
> >>to whom you send "his" email, $1000?
> >>
> >>How stupid are we?
> >>
> >>"Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish,
> >>I'll get
> >>laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!"
> >>
> >>What a bunch of bullshit.
> >>
> >>Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and
> >>sodomize
> >>me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started
> >>by Peter
> >>in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the
> >>Mayflower.
> >>
> >>Fuck 'em.
> >>
> >>If you're going to forward something, at least send me something
> >>mildly
> >>amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest
> >>friends, and
> >>this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a
> >>nickel
> >>from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times.
> >>
> >>I don't fucking care.
> >>
> >>Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually
> >>contributing
> >>to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our own
> >>unpopularity.
> >>
> >>The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to
> >>leave
> >>you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If
> >>it's
> >>funny, send it on.
> >>
> >>Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in
> >>Botswana
> >>with no teeth who has been tied to the ass of a dead elephant for
> >>27 years
> >>and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if
> >>you
> >>forward this email.
> >>
> >>Now forward this to everyone you know.
> >>
> >>Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous
> >>and will
> >>consume your genitals.
> >>
> >>Have a nice day.
> >>
> >>P.S. Send me 15 bucks

Wrong Way
D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451
The wiser wolf prevails.

[scaryshari 0]

THANK YOU!!!!!

I'm cutting and pasting this to one of "those" people who send this trash over and over again.

is

[ifall 0]

Thank you!!!! I got this in an email a few years back but lost track of where I put it and the chain letters are rollin' today. I was so wishing I didn't lose that email. Then I see this. Talk about coincidence. Awesome!!!!

[wildblue 7]

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THANK YOU!!!!!

I'm cutting and pasting this to one of "those" people who send this trash over and over again.

Just make sure to clean out all the "> >>" first... I hate that...

it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

[sunshine 2]

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Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.

Dude, that really happened to GFD. She's kinda sensitive about it though so don't tease her...

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[masterrig 1]

You know, it's funny you brought this out. I'll bet, in the last year and a half, I've recieved over a hundred of the damn things. I see what they are and delete them! So far, the following has happened to me... I sleep great at night, I feel good, Doctor says my cholesterol is down and my heart and lungs are in great shape, after all the abuse I put them through. My wife and I just celebrated 9-yrs. of happy marriage. Life couldn't be better! All because I didn't forward one of those dumb-ass chain letters. To all those who DO forward them... I wish a plague of ticks of a thousand camels descend upon you! May the bird of paradise fly up your nose!
To you WrongWay, I wish a lifetime of happiness & wealth and thankyou for posting what you did.


Chuck

[Girlfalldown 0]

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Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.

Dude, that really happened to GFD. She's kinda sensitive about it though so don't tease her...

They didn't actually eat me though. They just tried to. That was a really odd experience.

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(Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

[flyangel2 2]

WrongWay, it's spanking time for you. You are just as bad as the people that forward those damn e-mails with all the <<<< on it.

When ever I get something that has all the forward headers on it, showing that it has been forwarded about a million times, and the <<< aren't cleaned up, I just hit the delete button.

May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

[WrongWay 0]

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WrongWay, it's spanking time for you. You are just as bad as the people that forward those damn e-mails with all the <<<< on it.

When ever I get something that has all the forward headers on it, showing that it has been forwarded about a million times, and the <<< aren't cleaned up, I just hit the delete button.

Pssssst......that's part of the humor in it.

Wrong Way
D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451
The wiser wolf prevails.

[ACMESkydiver 0]

ROCK ON!!! I hate fucking chain e-mails...

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.