Snowwhite 0 #2 June 2, 2005 ooo man, do a google on priaprism. YUKskydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #3 June 2, 2005 that shit's gotta be drained with a needle.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #4 June 2, 2005 "Though rare, erections lasting more than four hours may be indicative of a serious medical problem and should be reported immediately to the nearest doctor.' My brother-in-law is an emergency physician. He's seen unchecked priapisms a few times. Bad news... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cornholio 0 #5 June 2, 2005 I don't get it... What the hell is wrong with having an erection for more than 4 hours ??? 4 days maybe a little long, but I can put up with one for at least a day. I know my g/f would be hating it after a while..but... Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #6 June 2, 2005 I got a great Viagra Story.... At Rantoul last year, My good friends Peanut and Lukky were getting married. Right after the wedding, I go up to peanut (who happens to be standing right beside the Beautiful Brides Father) and say, Hey Nut, Open your mouth. Peanut complies and I toss a Pill in and say swallow it. He does and asks what did I just take??? 100mg of Cialis (viagra that lasts 36 Hours). Happy Honeymoon!! For the next 2 days he ran around Rantoul in sweat Pants to proudly display his "Rudder" as he referred to it. Poor lukky didn’t know whether to Thank me or cuss me out. Her dad thought it was hilarious. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #7 June 2, 2005 QuoteI don't get it... What the hell is wrong with having an erection for more than 4 hours ??? 4 days maybe a little long, but I can put up with one for at least a day. I know my g/f would be hating it after a while..but... Let's lay it down for you: 1) Erection is caused when blood pools to fill the caverns of the penis; 2) A well-known side effect of pooled blood is that it tends to clot; 3) After four hours, clotting becomes a significant risk; 4) Blood clots in the penis cause failure of circulation; Then these two possible ways: 5a) Failure of circulation causes gangrene; 6a) Gangrene of pecker causes death if not amputated. This is bad. 5b) Or, blood clots must be removed surgically to restore blood flow and prevent gangrene; and 6b) Probable life-long impotence results from surgical damage to pecker. See? Priapism isn't THAT bad, now is it? My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #8 June 2, 2005 QuoteI don't get it... What the hell is wrong with having an erection for more than 4 hours ??? 4 days maybe a little long, but I can put up with one for at least a day. I know my g/f would be hating it after a while..but... BLUEBALLS, man! Ain't you never fooled around with a girl but spent hours and hours hard as a rock and didn't end up gettin' off?! UGH! I never woulda believed it til it happened to me! And no Viagra was involved -- just honest-to-goodness arousal! -Jeffrey-Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ltdiver 3 #9 June 2, 2005 Quoteooo man, do a google on priaprism. YUK Got a story from my physical therapy student days. My CI (Clinical Instructor) relayed an event of -her own- student days. Seems that there was a new patient coming in who had this priaprism disease (seriously). This patient's doctor had sent him to physical therapy with the order to recieve ultrasound (sound waves that produce heat in the tissue) and massage to the area. My CI (as a student herself) was given the order to evaluate and treat this patient! Sweating on the inside, but producing her most professional demeanor, she entered the room..... .....and taught the patient how to do the treatment to himself! ltdiver Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #10 June 2, 2005 Quote100mg of Cialis (viagra that lasts 36 Hours). Happy Honeymoon!! Wait, I don't get it. If a 4-hour erection indicates a problem, what's the deal with a pill that is intended to do the same thing for 36 hours?! -Jeffrey-Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #11 June 2, 2005 QuoteQuoteooo man, do a google on priaprism. YUK Got a story from my physical therapy student days. My CI (Clinical Instructor) relayed an event of -her own- student days. Seems that there was a new patient coming in who had this priaprism disease (seriously). This patient's doctor had sent him to physical therapy with the order to recieve ultrasound (sound waves that produce heat in the tissue) and massage to the area. My CI (as a student herself) was given the order to evaluate and treat this patient! Sweating on the inside, but producing her most professional demeanor, she entered the room..... .....and taught the patient how to do the treatment to himself! ltdiver Doctors used to use vibrators on women patients to relieve "hysteria." -Jeffrey-Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #12 June 2, 2005 It doesnt stay up for 36 hours, Just makes it VERY responsive for 36 hours. Kinda like you are 16 again. Atleast that is what I am told!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #13 June 2, 2005 I'm pretty much still like I'm 16. You shoulda seen me in the Barnes & Noble today! -Jeffrey-Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phillbo 11 #14 June 2, 2005 If I have a 4 hour woody, I'm looking for a Nurse Nurse, I need some suction...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IMGR2 0 #15 June 2, 2005 QuoteIf I have a 4 hour woody, I'm looking for a Nurse Nurse, I need some suction...... LMFAO Someone who gets it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #16 June 2, 2005 QuoteQuoteIf I have a 4 hour woody, I'm looking for a Nurse Nurse, I need some suction...... LMFAO Someone who gets it. Or needs to. . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #17 June 2, 2005 I've given up sex for a while so i can't help. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ltdiver 3 #18 June 2, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteooo man, do a google on priaprism. YUK Got a story from my physical therapy student days. My CI (Clinical Instructor) relayed an event of -her own- student days. Seems that there was a new patient coming in who had this priaprism disease (seriously). This patient's doctor had sent him to physical therapy with the order to recieve ultrasound (sound waves that produce heat in the tissue) and massage to the area. My CI (as a student herself) was given the order to evaluate and treat this patient! Sweating on the inside, but producing her most professional demeanor, she entered the room..... .....and taught the patient how to do the treatment to himself! ltdiver Doctors used to use vibrators on women patients to relieve "hysteria." -Jeffrey This type of priaprism that my CI had to eval and treat was the kind in which only 1/2 the penis erected (and stayed there) and other other 1/2 didn't. Kind of looked like a banana, she explained! And the patient was in very severe pain. ltdiver Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #19 June 2, 2005 QuoteI've given up sex for a while so i can't help. Just because you've given up sex doesn't mean you've given up suction... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #20 June 2, 2005 I've given up suction for a while, so i can't help... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #21 June 2, 2005 QuoteI've given up suction for a while, so i can't help... What a shame.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #22 June 2, 2005 I've given up shame for a while, so i can't help... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #23 June 2, 2005 QuoteI've given up shame for a while, so i can't help... Well then - as long as you have no shame . . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #24 June 2, 2005 I have no shame in my game... and suction is ALL GOOD!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #25 June 2, 2005 QuoteI have no shame in my game... and suction is ALL GOOD!!! But do you like the taste of stainless steel?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
