ACMESkydiver 0 #26 June 2, 2005 QuoteOh well Oh well? OH WELL?! That's all I get? After having my thread mercilessly trampled upon and cast aside?! Ok. I'm good with that. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dixieskydiver 0 #27 June 2, 2005 No, theres no blood in my alcohol! Dixie HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez "Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dixieskydiver 0 #28 June 2, 2005 So what´s the penalty for a high speed chase? Dixie HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez "Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tumbler 0 #29 June 2, 2005 your wife sure was good to me last night Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fallingchip 0 #30 June 2, 2005 This is no shit...I had a little young fucker say this to me a few months back.. Me: Good evening sir. May I see your license and registration please? Dickweed: Sure Mr. Fife. Still carrying that bullet in your pocket? (move ahead 3 or 4 minutes) Me: Here is your ticket sir.______________________________________________ "A radical man is a man with both feet firmly planted in the air." -Franklin Delano Roosevelt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #31 June 2, 2005 QuoteThis is no shit...I had a little young fucker say this to me a few months back.. Me: Good evening sir. May I see your license and registration please? Dickweed: Sure Mr. Fife. Still carrying that bullet in your pocket? (move ahead 3 or 4 minutes) Me: Here is your ticket sir. I am always amazed at how much restraint police officers show in the face of verbal abuse... at least on the COPS show... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fallingchip 0 #32 June 2, 2005 QuoteI am always amazed at how much restraint police officers show in the face of verbal abuse... at least on the COPS show... Oh...it's easy to have restraint. We catch an attitude from someone it's o.k. The return attitude we have comes with court cost and fines... JUST KIDDING...______________________________________________ "A radical man is a man with both feet firmly planted in the air." -Franklin Delano Roosevelt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #33 June 2, 2005 QuoteQuoteI am always amazed at how much restraint police officers show in the face of verbal abuse... at least on the COPS show... Oh...it's easy to have restraint. We catch an attitude from someone it's o.k. The return attitude we have comes with court cost and fines... JUST KIDDING... Does anyone remember the COPS episode of the dude with a temper that got a ticket from a cop. You could hear him going "beep, beepity-beep" in the video and he was beating on things in his vehicle, even broke off the rear-view mirror! The cop was cool through it all but did order the dude to pick up the papers he threw out the window... that was some crazy shit without any of the shootings or wrecks or whatnot..."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dixieskydiver 0 #34 June 2, 2005 Quote Does anyone remember the COPS episode of the dude with a temper that got a ticket from a cop. You could hear him going "beep, beepity-beep" in the video and he was beating on things in his vehicle, even broke off the rear-view mirror! The cop was cool through it all but did order the dude to pick up the papers he threw out the window... that was some crazy shit without any of the shootings or wrecks or whatnot... That one is probably my favorite of all time COPS video. That guy had some serious rage problems. Dixie HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez "Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #35 June 2, 2005 QuoteI am always amazed at how much restraint police officers show in the face of verbal abuse... at least on the COPS show... Sometimes those videotapes have strange gaps in them, or are terminated rather abruptly... But I'm sure some of them behave better when they know they're being taped, than when they aren't. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Travman 6 #36 June 2, 2005 A mate got pulled over by a cop (this was in a small country town), he was drink driving - literally drinking a beer while driving. He got breath tested, and was under the limit. The cop said he wasn't technically doing anything illegal, then asked him for a beer! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAndrews 0 #37 June 3, 2005 Speaking from experience. The worst thing you can say to a cop is "you can't do that!" The reply is alway's "Oh Yeah" watch me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #38 June 3, 2005 "We're on our way to Skydive Greene County. You should come out and jump with us." ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #39 June 3, 2005 QuoteQuote Does anyone remember the COPS episode of the dude with a temper that got a ticket from a cop. You could hear him going "beep, beepity-beep" in the video and he was beating on things in his vehicle, even broke off the rear-view mirror! The cop was cool through it all but did order the dude to pick up the papers he threw out the window... that was some crazy shit without any of the shootings or wrecks or whatnot... That one is probably my favorite of all time COPS video. That guy had some serious rage problems. It's my favorite too... I'm sure every cop that has seen it got a kick out of it too... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Avion 0 #40 June 3, 2005 You put your hands up! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #41 June 3, 2005 QuoteThis is no shit...I had a little young fucker say this to me a few months back.. Me: Good evening sir. May I see your license and registration please? Dickweed: Sure Mr. Fife. Still carrying that bullet in your pocket? (move ahead 3 or 4 minutes) Me: Here is your ticket sir. Um, guys? I don't get it? ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #42 June 3, 2005 Barney Fife, played by Don Knotts, from the old TV show with Opie and cast? What was the name of that show... dang... Just that smart-ass statement was enough to make the cop decide to give him a ticket rather than a warning..."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #43 June 3, 2005 If you up for some real excitement yell "officer down" in a really loud excited voice, when his radio is keyed if possible, .... I don't advise it a bit but it'll be a day you'll never forget!! You can have it good, fast, or cheap: pick two. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fallingchip 0 #44 June 3, 2005 QuoteBarney Fife, played by Don Knotts, from the old TV show with Opie and cast? What was the name of that show... dang... Just that smart-ass statement was enough to make the cop decide to give him a ticket rather than a warning... He got the ticket because he called me MR. not DEPUTY/OFFICER... I do have a heart you know....______________________________________________ "A radical man is a man with both feet firmly planted in the air." -Franklin Delano Roosevelt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
doaster 0 #45 June 3, 2005 I think I may have this won, An actual quote that landed me in jail for the only time in my life. College dormitory, after a night of drinking. Police had been called for a fight. I was not part of the fight. They lined up a bunch of guys in the lobby, and started to frisk us, trying to figure out who were the guys in the fight. A cop is patting me down, and in my front pants pocket was my set of keys. He asks 'What is that?" My immortal reply, "That is my dick sir, and before you can touch it again you have to buy me dinner." 1 night in jail and $200 dollar fine for underage drinking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #46 June 3, 2005 LMAO ! You can have it good, fast, or cheap: pick two. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fallingchip 0 #47 June 3, 2005 Ya, thats pretty good...______________________________________________ "A radical man is a man with both feet firmly planted in the air." -Franklin Delano Roosevelt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #48 June 3, 2005 The other thread had one post that said something like this: A big-ass seasoned female cop and her rookie male partner were making an arrest or something and she took out the night stick and stuck it in the perp's back, and he said "my, that's a big dick you have!" Move up this thread and you'll find the link to that thread... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #49 June 3, 2005 QuoteI think I may have this won, An actual quote that landed me in jail for the only time in my life. College dormitory, after a night of drinking. Police had been called for a fight. I was not part of the fight. They lined up a bunch of guys in the lobby, and started to frisk us, trying to figure out who were the guys in the fight. A cop is patting me down, and in my front pants pocket was my set of keys. He asks 'What is that?" My immortal reply, "That is my dick sir, and before you can touch it again you have to buy me dinner." 1 night in jail and $200 dollar fine for underage drinking. Day-um! You win!!! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #50 June 3, 2005 QuoteBarney Fife, played by Don Knotts, from the old TV show with Opie and cast? What was the name of that show... dang... Just that smart-ass statement was enough to make the cop decide to give him a ticket rather than a warning... Andy Griffith? Or somethin' like that? Never saw it.~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
