AggieDave 6 #2 May 31, 2005 From another fat man... I love you man, not like in prison, but in a nice fat man way.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #3 May 31, 2005 Pilots have a definite advantage over cameramen in one area. If they forget to turn on the device, it is immediately obvious. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #4 May 31, 2005 Huh?~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skysprite 0 #5 May 31, 2005 Quote Huh? Yeah, quick edit. I missed it too. ~skysprite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 1 #6 May 31, 2005 Don't worry - it'll just make sure the rear float leaves early . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #7 May 31, 2005 I'm fat, too! Oh wait, I'm not jumping anymore, and you're not really fat...so I guess that's off. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #8 May 31, 2005 Good. Bring it, sweetie! Having been really big, a 300 pounder, I just crack up that some folks that met me at 190 are being so petty now that I'm 220. I've got great excuses, but I'm not an excuse-maker. I just wonder at the cruelty of the fun-makers. Having been at nearly 300 pounds, and having started skydiving at about 200, it's remarkable how nasty folks are about me being at a heavier weight than when I started. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #10 May 31, 2005 From one puffed-up-middle-weight to another, I love you man. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gmittar 0 #11 May 31, 2005 I'm about 15 pounds heavier than when I started too. My damn freefly pants don't fit so well anymore. Course at 170 no one says a damn thing. |>.<| Seriously, W.T.F. mate? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #12 May 31, 2005 Thanks, sweetie. Do a tandem with me. I dare you! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 1 #13 May 31, 2005 That's a great shot! Captures the glee of the passenger and the url of the operation nicely . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #14 May 31, 2005 QuoteI just wonder at the cruelty of the fun-makers. That sucks. Why don't you tell them politely to quit being assholes? I just don't get how anyone thinks it's funny when you tease someone about their weight -been on the receiving end of that quite a bit in sky-jumping, unfortunately just because weight IS a concern with our sport... It still doesn't make it right to laugh, though.~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #15 May 31, 2005 QuoteQuoteI just wonder at the cruelty of the fun-makers. That sucks. Why don't you tell them politely to quit being assholes? I just don't get how anyone thinks it's funny when you tease someone about their weight -been on the receiving end of that quite a bit in sky-jumping, unfortunately just because weight IS a concern with our sport... It still doesn't make it right to laugh, though. I tease jumpers all the time about being fat. They tease me back for being fat. I have no problems with it either way. I also tease people about landing in trees, fucking fat chicks, inadvertently pulling their reserve on the ground, getting bit until they bleed, having more reserve rides than is typical for their experience level, going low, taking too long to get to the formation, holding up the load because they didn't get ready on time, not knowing how to pack, arguing stupid premises, etc, etc, etc. I don't get quite as much as I give, but I wouldn't mind if I did. To me, that's just the nature of this sport. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #16 May 31, 2005 QuoteQuoteI just wonder at the cruelty of the fun-makers. That sucks. Why don't you tell them politely to quit being assholes? I just don't get how anyone thinks it's funny when you tease someone about their weight -been on the receiving end of that quite a bit in sky-jumping, unfortunately just because weight IS a concern with our sport... It still doesn't make it right to laugh, though. You know, Acme, most of he people have my best interests at heart. "Why the tire "tyre" JP? they ask. And there is no simple, easy answer. The worst are the recently thin. Chin up. Eat less. Eh? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RevJim 0 #17 May 31, 2005 I know the feeling. My "slow suit" is now my "fast suit". Luckily, my BirdMan suit just fits "better" now. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ACMESkydiver 0 #18 May 31, 2005 QuoteI tease jumpers all the time about being fat. Don't come to my DZ. Please. I get enough of that shit as it is.~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #19 May 31, 2005 Hey...........No one has to tell me. I know why I am fat. Lets see..........I'm lazy, I like pizza and cheeseburgers, and I drink enough beer to kill the average man. It catches up. This whole running around in Iraq with 60Lbs of gear in 110F heat is a wonderful weight loss program though. Maybe I should put out the "Clay's Gotta Sweat all Iraqi work out tape." I'll be a millionaire! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites antifnsocial 0 #20 May 31, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteI just wonder at the cruelty of the fun-makers. That sucks. Why don't you tell them politely to quit being assholes? I just don't get how anyone thinks it's funny when you tease someone about their weight -been on the receiving end of that quite a bit in sky-jumping, unfortunately just because weight IS a concern with our sport... It still doesn't make it right to laugh, though. I tease jumpers all the time about being fat. They tease me back for being fat. I have no problems with it either way. I also tease people about landing in trees, fucking fat chicks, inadvertently pulling their reserve on the ground, getting bit until they bleed, having more reserve rides than is typical for their experience level, going low, taking too long to get to the formation, holding up the load because they didn't get ready on time, not knowing how to pack, arguing stupid premises, etc, etc, etc. I don't get quite as much as I give, but I wouldn't mind if I did. To me, that's just the nature of this sport. Blues, DaveAnyone ever tell you that you're mean? And fat too?Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chopchop 0 #21 May 31, 2005 QuoteThe worst are the recently thin. Tehehe.. Wait 10 years and watch them struggle when the young carrot munching, insecure kids accidentally slip into ovality again and find out how tough it is to lose it when they are in POPS.. Then ask them about their tyre.. So.. don't worry about the comments.. cuz JP.. You may be fat but at least you are old!! chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites livendive 8 #22 May 31, 2005 QuoteAnyone ever tell you that you're mean? And fat too? People call me a fat bastard all the time. It usually involves a smile or a laugh while they're saying it, as do my jabs when they're going the other direction. Mean? Not so much. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #17 May 31, 2005 I know the feeling. My "slow suit" is now my "fast suit". Luckily, my BirdMan suit just fits "better" now. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #18 May 31, 2005 QuoteI tease jumpers all the time about being fat. Don't come to my DZ. Please. I get enough of that shit as it is.~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #19 May 31, 2005 Hey...........No one has to tell me. I know why I am fat. Lets see..........I'm lazy, I like pizza and cheeseburgers, and I drink enough beer to kill the average man. It catches up. This whole running around in Iraq with 60Lbs of gear in 110F heat is a wonderful weight loss program though. Maybe I should put out the "Clay's Gotta Sweat all Iraqi work out tape." I'll be a millionaire! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antifnsocial 0 #20 May 31, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteI just wonder at the cruelty of the fun-makers. That sucks. Why don't you tell them politely to quit being assholes? I just don't get how anyone thinks it's funny when you tease someone about their weight -been on the receiving end of that quite a bit in sky-jumping, unfortunately just because weight IS a concern with our sport... It still doesn't make it right to laugh, though. I tease jumpers all the time about being fat. They tease me back for being fat. I have no problems with it either way. I also tease people about landing in trees, fucking fat chicks, inadvertently pulling their reserve on the ground, getting bit until they bleed, having more reserve rides than is typical for their experience level, going low, taking too long to get to the formation, holding up the load because they didn't get ready on time, not knowing how to pack, arguing stupid premises, etc, etc, etc. I don't get quite as much as I give, but I wouldn't mind if I did. To me, that's just the nature of this sport. Blues, DaveAnyone ever tell you that you're mean? And fat too?Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #21 May 31, 2005 QuoteThe worst are the recently thin. Tehehe.. Wait 10 years and watch them struggle when the young carrot munching, insecure kids accidentally slip into ovality again and find out how tough it is to lose it when they are in POPS.. Then ask them about their tyre.. So.. don't worry about the comments.. cuz JP.. You may be fat but at least you are old!! chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #22 May 31, 2005 QuoteAnyone ever tell you that you're mean? And fat too? People call me a fat bastard all the time. It usually involves a smile or a laugh while they're saying it, as do my jabs when they're going the other direction. Mean? Not so much. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #23 May 31, 2005 Well JP when ya get to be our age...ya can do just about anything ya want I've packed on the pounds over the past few years too. I love you no matter what...is it MY turn yet? I've got a number, really I have!! But that damn line keeps getting longer! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #24 May 31, 2005 QuoteI'd do ya. Ewww! Slim or not, its JP we're talking about here! You're allright in my book JP! Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
avgjoe 0 #25 May 31, 2005 No you are not fat. You are doing the classic poor man's downsizing. It is an acceptable and cheaper way to get a faster canopy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
