MGSkyFlyer 0 #1 June 1, 2005 So what is THEE cheesiest pick up line you have ever encountered? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #2 June 1, 2005 QuoteSo what is THEE cheesiest pick up line you have ever encountered? Everyone knows this old joke: Guy: Wanna fuck? Girl: NO Guy: Well, I guess a blowjob is out of the question.. Now, *HERE'S* the reply I witnessed... Girl: I didn't say that..... I had to leave... I figured I'd seen everything, after that! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #3 June 1, 2005 I actually had someone say to me: "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #4 June 1, 2005 Are you hiding a keg in those pants? I'd love to tap that ass.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MGSkyFlyer 0 #5 June 1, 2005 dude...lol...if someone ever said they wanted to tap my ass...I would go crazy....tapping?!?!? More like slappin' that aZZ!!! Who's your daddy??!!?! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #6 June 1, 2005 I only heard it, I didn't use it :) I don't use pickup lines. Hell, I don't use any tricks. Probably why I'm so amazingly single.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 1 #7 June 1, 2005 "Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #8 June 1, 2005 This guy said... "If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" Yeah, REAL NICE.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MGSkyFlyer 0 #9 June 1, 2005 Quote"Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?" the one I heard was "Fuck me if I'm wrong...but aren't we supposed to have sex tonight?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 1 #10 June 1, 2005 I like yours better Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites MGSkyFlyer 0 #11 June 1, 2005 Well with mine you can't lose!!!! Although I am sleeping alone with my vibrator tonight! Invest stock in Duracell.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bobsled92 0 #12 June 1, 2005 QuoteSo what is THEE cheesiest pick up line you have ever encountered? I had a girl at my DZ years ago say:" I like Pizza and like to fuck.....you buy the pizza and follow me, I live close by" We dated for 3 months....good Pizza too!_______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites MGSkyFlyer 0 #13 June 1, 2005 QuoteQuoteSo what is THEE cheesiest pick up line you have ever encountered? I had a girl at my DZ years ago say:" I like Pizza and like to fuck.....you buy the pizza and follow me, I live close by" hehe Yeah I had this guy that said nice shoes wanna fuck? lol and I of course laughed being 18 and at the river...and then we met up with the same boys a couple casinos down the road and he was like ...how about pizza.. then I saw him AGAIN with his friends and he was like hot dogs...lol I was like yeah I am a vegetarian and his friends laughed... Hey just because I don't eat beef just means I don't swallow We dated for 3 months....good Pizza too! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bob.dino 1 #14 June 1, 2005 Lucky vibrator Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #15 June 1, 2005 "Can you give me a ride to the airport?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites justaflygirl 0 #16 June 1, 2005 Are your feet tired? They should be, you've been running thru my dreams all night.... I actually had that one used on my when I was 15-16, I was dumb enough to fall for it too. Oh well that was 15 years ago.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites aprilcat 0 #17 June 1, 2005 In a club...this guy hands me his card and says 'I work with ____. I can make you a star!' I handed the card back and said 'first make yourself a new suit' and stalked off. Then there was the line that wasn't spoken. A guy bought me a drink then got pissed when my friends and I had to leave. I actually bought him one back just to shut him up. The line that worked: "Its my birthday--please give me your phone number" Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wildcard451 0 #18 June 1, 2005 I haven't heard of, or seen these in action, but seemed like they would fit well in a cheese thread. I can't believe I've been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find 'The One', all I have time to say is "good bye". What's your name? That's a beautiful name. Can I ask you one single, impulsive question? Are you in love at the present moment? I'm not the type of guy to impede on another man's happiness but if the answer is "No" I'd like to continue with my rhapsody. Has anybody ever told you that you glide? It's a very special quality, every other girl in this place merely plods along but you glide, girls who glide need guys who make them "thump." You think about him, you can't eat, you can't sleep, you watch the phone waiting for it to ring. Girls who glide need guys who make them "thump," I can make you "thump." Have dinner with me. That's all the cheese I can dig up this morning. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Vallerina 2 #19 June 1, 2005 "Come back baby. Come back bitch." "Dem are nice. Dem are real nice." And when some guy asked me how I got an ass like that, I said by eating a lot of donuts.There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #20 June 1, 2005 QuoteI said by eating a lot of donuts. Ahhhh............my question is now answered. Thanks! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Icon134 0 #21 June 1, 2005 QuoteThis guy said... "If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" Lets expound on this one... "If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" That is to say, would you be offended by my comments, not would you physically hold your body against mine. Sorry for any confusion. Anyways, would you? Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites fireflytx 0 #22 June 1, 2005 Here's a list of what I teach in my Exotic Dance class for the girls at work, of course none to be taken seriously, just to break the ice - Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? - Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. - The word of the day is "legs." Let's spread the word. - Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? - That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on the floor. - Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk around the room again? - My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover." - Nice shoes. Wanna fuck? - Can I flirt with you? - Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. - [Look at his shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?":] Checking to see if you were made in heaven. OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. - All those curves, and me with no brakes. - If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? - Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? - I like every muscle in my body, especially yours. [Grab his tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? - Is it hot in here or is it just you? - Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. - How about I sit on your lap and to see what pops up? - Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. - I lost my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? - Do you sleep on your stomach? [No] Can I? - That shirt is very becoming on you; of course, if I were on you, I'd be cumming, too. - I'm not feeling myself tonight, can I feel you? - "My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later. - Wanna play fireman? We can stop, drop and roll. - You've been a bad boy. Go to my room! - My hands are cold. Can I stick them down your pants to warm them? - I love baseball, so take me home baby! - Roses are red, violets are blue, I like sex, so let's go screw! - My bed is broken. Can I sleep in yours? - My name is "........" I'll be your play toy tonight!"Well behaved women rarely make history" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Douva 0 #23 June 1, 2005 Brains, your girlfriend rocks.I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumpchikk 0 #24 June 1, 2005 QuoteQuoteThis guy said... "If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" Lets expound on this one... "If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" That is to say, would you be offended by my comments, not would you physically hold your body against mine. Sorry for any confusion. Anyways, would you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Slappie 9 #25 June 1, 2005 Here are a few I've actually gotten to work in the past. Did it hurt falling from heaven? You must be a parking ticket because you’ve got “fine” written all over you. I hope you’re not wearing a bellybutton ring. [Why?] I’d hate to accidentally poke my eye out later on tonight… Hypothetically, what lines are effective with a girl like you? Excuse me, do you think we might have a mutual friend that might introduce us? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. 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MGSkyFlyer 0 #11 June 1, 2005 Well with mine you can't lose!!!! Although I am sleeping alone with my vibrator tonight! Invest stock in Duracell.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #12 June 1, 2005 QuoteSo what is THEE cheesiest pick up line you have ever encountered? I had a girl at my DZ years ago say:" I like Pizza and like to fuck.....you buy the pizza and follow me, I live close by" We dated for 3 months....good Pizza too!_______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MGSkyFlyer 0 #13 June 1, 2005 QuoteQuoteSo what is THEE cheesiest pick up line you have ever encountered? I had a girl at my DZ years ago say:" I like Pizza and like to fuck.....you buy the pizza and follow me, I live close by" hehe Yeah I had this guy that said nice shoes wanna fuck? lol and I of course laughed being 18 and at the river...and then we met up with the same boys a couple casinos down the road and he was like ...how about pizza.. then I saw him AGAIN with his friends and he was like hot dogs...lol I was like yeah I am a vegetarian and his friends laughed... Hey just because I don't eat beef just means I don't swallow We dated for 3 months....good Pizza too! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #15 June 1, 2005 "Can you give me a ride to the airport?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justaflygirl 0 #16 June 1, 2005 Are your feet tired? They should be, you've been running thru my dreams all night.... I actually had that one used on my when I was 15-16, I was dumb enough to fall for it too. Oh well that was 15 years ago.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #17 June 1, 2005 In a club...this guy hands me his card and says 'I work with ____. I can make you a star!' I handed the card back and said 'first make yourself a new suit' and stalked off. Then there was the line that wasn't spoken. A guy bought me a drink then got pissed when my friends and I had to leave. I actually bought him one back just to shut him up. The line that worked: "Its my birthday--please give me your phone number" Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #18 June 1, 2005 I haven't heard of, or seen these in action, but seemed like they would fit well in a cheese thread. I can't believe I've been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find 'The One', all I have time to say is "good bye". What's your name? That's a beautiful name. Can I ask you one single, impulsive question? Are you in love at the present moment? I'm not the type of guy to impede on another man's happiness but if the answer is "No" I'd like to continue with my rhapsody. Has anybody ever told you that you glide? It's a very special quality, every other girl in this place merely plods along but you glide, girls who glide need guys who make them "thump." You think about him, you can't eat, you can't sleep, you watch the phone waiting for it to ring. Girls who glide need guys who make them "thump," I can make you "thump." Have dinner with me. That's all the cheese I can dig up this morning. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #19 June 1, 2005 "Come back baby. Come back bitch." "Dem are nice. Dem are real nice." And when some guy asked me how I got an ass like that, I said by eating a lot of donuts.There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #20 June 1, 2005 QuoteI said by eating a lot of donuts. Ahhhh............my question is now answered. Thanks! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #21 June 1, 2005 QuoteThis guy said... "If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" Lets expound on this one... "If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" That is to say, would you be offended by my comments, not would you physically hold your body against mine. Sorry for any confusion. Anyways, would you? Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fireflytx 0 #22 June 1, 2005 Here's a list of what I teach in my Exotic Dance class for the girls at work, of course none to be taken seriously, just to break the ice - Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? - Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. - The word of the day is "legs." Let's spread the word. - Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? - That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on the floor. - Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk around the room again? - My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover." - Nice shoes. Wanna fuck? - Can I flirt with you? - Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. - [Look at his shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?":] Checking to see if you were made in heaven. OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. - All those curves, and me with no brakes. - If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? - Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? - I like every muscle in my body, especially yours. [Grab his tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? - Is it hot in here or is it just you? - Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. - How about I sit on your lap and to see what pops up? - Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. - I lost my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? - Do you sleep on your stomach? [No] Can I? - That shirt is very becoming on you; of course, if I were on you, I'd be cumming, too. - I'm not feeling myself tonight, can I feel you? - "My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later. - Wanna play fireman? We can stop, drop and roll. - You've been a bad boy. Go to my room! - My hands are cold. Can I stick them down your pants to warm them? - I love baseball, so take me home baby! - Roses are red, violets are blue, I like sex, so let's go screw! - My bed is broken. Can I sleep in yours? - My name is "........" I'll be your play toy tonight!"Well behaved women rarely make history" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Douva 0 #23 June 1, 2005 Brains, your girlfriend rocks.I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #24 June 1, 2005 QuoteQuoteThis guy said... "If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" Lets expound on this one... "If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" That is to say, would you be offended by my comments, not would you physically hold your body against mine. Sorry for any confusion. Anyways, would you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #25 June 1, 2005 Here are a few I've actually gotten to work in the past. Did it hurt falling from heaven? You must be a parking ticket because you’ve got “fine” written all over you. I hope you’re not wearing a bellybutton ring. [Why?] I’d hate to accidentally poke my eye out later on tonight… Hypothetically, what lines are effective with a girl like you? Excuse me, do you think we might have a mutual friend that might introduce us? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
