kansasskydiver 0 #1 May 24, 2005 "If I had a dollar for every time I _____________, I'd be a rich person." How would you fill in the blank?<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ncrowe 0 #3 May 24, 2005 lost my phone/keys/wallet "Don't Mess Around With the Guy in Shades- Oh No!!! " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #4 May 24, 2005 for every time I get asked why I jump from a perfectly good airplane Every freakin whuffo asks that one... duh, cuz I can _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #5 May 24, 2005 said "I'll never do THAT again"<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #6 May 24, 2005 someone asked me a stupid question Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #7 May 24, 2005 Quote"If I had a dollar for every time I _____________, I'd be a rich person." How would you fill in the blank? Killed a kitten of course. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GogglesnTeeth 6 #8 May 24, 2005 No fair, I was gonna say that!!!Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #9 May 24, 2005 smiled. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites headoverheels 333 #10 May 24, 2005 "spent a nickle" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites shunkka 0 #11 May 24, 2005 every time i want to kill my boss ------------------------- "jump, have fun, pull" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Dougjumper 0 #12 May 24, 2005 got Laid. nope I ment said the word Damn. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bob.dino 1 #13 May 25, 2005 respirated. But chaoskitty's answer is much better. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lawrocket 3 #14 May 25, 2005 "...checked dz.com..." My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites nvanduyn 0 #15 May 25, 2005 blurted out something stupid without thinking ------ -Nick Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Paige 0 #16 May 25, 2005 If I had a dollar for every time I've fell in love It's all good nowTunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #17 May 25, 2005 If I had a dollar for every time that I laughed... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites luckky 0 #18 May 25, 2005 blurted out something stupid without thinking ------ -Nick -------------------------------------------------------------u have that problem 2,,but i was thinking,,wtf what u r thinkingIf there are no trials in life,how will u know what is really imprtortant liv2luv luv2liv,,,SUMMOOO 1 lucky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflyimpaired 0 #19 May 25, 2005 Locked the keys in my car. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ACMESkydiver 0 #20 May 25, 2005 ...said "I'll get off DZ.com in 5 minutes." ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Tink1717 2 #21 May 25, 2005 Wanted to quit my job.Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RkyMtnHigh 0 #22 May 25, 2005 QuoteWanted to quit my job. ROTFLMAO!!! I quit my job for a year straight while I was unemployed and turned into a dz rat at Deland last year. _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumpchikk 0 #23 May 25, 2005 If I had a dollar for everytime I biffed it in, I'd be a rich person.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Acensky 0 #24 May 25, 2005 Quotefor every time I get asked why I jump from a perfectly good airplane Every freakin whuffo asks that one... duh, cuz I can " There is no such thing as a perfectly good airplane" HeatherGarbage bags do not make good parachutes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Frenchy68 0 #25 May 25, 2005 1/ ... have said I'd stop drinking 2/ ... have said I will not hit the Bombshelter tonight because I want to be on the first load tomorrow 3/ ... have refrained myself from posting advices in the swooping forum 4/ ... have given useful, sometimes life saving, medical advices on this forum. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
headoverheels 333 #10 May 24, 2005 "spent a nickle" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shunkka 0 #11 May 24, 2005 every time i want to kill my boss ------------------------- "jump, have fun, pull" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dougjumper 0 #12 May 24, 2005 got Laid. nope I ment said the word Damn. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 1 #13 May 25, 2005 respirated. But chaoskitty's answer is much better. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #14 May 25, 2005 "...checked dz.com..." My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nvanduyn 0 #15 May 25, 2005 blurted out something stupid without thinking ------ -Nick Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #16 May 25, 2005 If I had a dollar for every time I've fell in love It's all good nowTunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #17 May 25, 2005 If I had a dollar for every time that I laughed... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites luckky 0 #18 May 25, 2005 blurted out something stupid without thinking ------ -Nick -------------------------------------------------------------u have that problem 2,,but i was thinking,,wtf what u r thinkingIf there are no trials in life,how will u know what is really imprtortant liv2luv luv2liv,,,SUMMOOO 1 lucky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflyimpaired 0 #19 May 25, 2005 Locked the keys in my car. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ACMESkydiver 0 #20 May 25, 2005 ...said "I'll get off DZ.com in 5 minutes." ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Tink1717 2 #21 May 25, 2005 Wanted to quit my job.Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RkyMtnHigh 0 #22 May 25, 2005 QuoteWanted to quit my job. ROTFLMAO!!! I quit my job for a year straight while I was unemployed and turned into a dz rat at Deland last year. _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumpchikk 0 #23 May 25, 2005 If I had a dollar for everytime I biffed it in, I'd be a rich person.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Acensky 0 #24 May 25, 2005 Quotefor every time I get asked why I jump from a perfectly good airplane Every freakin whuffo asks that one... duh, cuz I can " There is no such thing as a perfectly good airplane" HeatherGarbage bags do not make good parachutes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Frenchy68 0 #25 May 25, 2005 1/ ... have said I'd stop drinking 2/ ... have said I will not hit the Bombshelter tonight because I want to be on the first load tomorrow 3/ ... have refrained myself from posting advices in the swooping forum 4/ ... have given useful, sometimes life saving, medical advices on this forum. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
luckky 0 #18 May 25, 2005 blurted out something stupid without thinking ------ -Nick -------------------------------------------------------------u have that problem 2,,but i was thinking,,wtf what u r thinkingIf there are no trials in life,how will u know what is really imprtortant liv2luv luv2liv,,,SUMMOOO 1 lucky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflyimpaired 0 #19 May 25, 2005 Locked the keys in my car. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #20 May 25, 2005 ...said "I'll get off DZ.com in 5 minutes." ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #21 May 25, 2005 Wanted to quit my job.Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #22 May 25, 2005 QuoteWanted to quit my job. ROTFLMAO!!! I quit my job for a year straight while I was unemployed and turned into a dz rat at Deland last year. _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #23 May 25, 2005 If I had a dollar for everytime I biffed it in, I'd be a rich person.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Acensky 0 #24 May 25, 2005 Quotefor every time I get asked why I jump from a perfectly good airplane Every freakin whuffo asks that one... duh, cuz I can " There is no such thing as a perfectly good airplane" HeatherGarbage bags do not make good parachutes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #25 May 25, 2005 1/ ... have said I'd stop drinking 2/ ... have said I will not hit the Bombshelter tonight because I want to be on the first load tomorrow 3/ ... have refrained myself from posting advices in the swooping forum 4/ ... have given useful, sometimes life saving, medical advices on this forum. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites